You don’t need to be an American to appreciate this weekend’s menu. It’s always a holiday of hooters here. A parade of pulchritude. And here’s why.
Kelly Christiansen is back at our citadel of cleavage. Reason enough to celebrate. Is there anyone who spreads the sunshine like Kelly? She’s the go-to girl for many Scorelanders. I remember thinking the first day we met Kelly, ” This is a superwoman.” The blonde goddess, a reader’s wife, has become a huge favorite and a regular since her debut in the Holiday ’10 SCORE. What Kelly wants, Kelly gets. And she gets it all in the fresh scene “Angel of SCORELAND.” A camera lens melted from the intense heat Kelly generated. I warned them not to get too close. Look for Kelly in the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition, coming soon!
Kelly Christiansen: "Angel of SCORELAND."
December ’11 SCORE covergirl Venera is back to give us more stackitude. She’s really knocked another one out of the park. I’ve never seen anyone anywhere built with a better bod for bikinis than this living Venus. Bikinis and Venera are like apple pie and ice cream. They just go together. “I love bikinis,” Venera told us. “Really small and with push-ups. I have a very little back and a big cup size so I am not easy to fit. I enjoyed wearing some of them for my SCORE videos. ” No dream girl ever created in the feverish imagination of the most-talented artist comes close to the reality of Venera.
Venera: "The Impossible Dreamgirl."
For me, one of the great events of 2009 was the arrival of a spectacular redhead named Destiny Rose. She idealizes the hot, big-boobed girl-next-door. (Maria called the Ohioan a “corn-fed cutie” her first day at SCORE.) No one knew where Destiny would take things, how much she would share, how far she would go. In 2010, Destiny and Kaytee Carter made a sizzling hot pair in the reality parody More To Fuck. One of the great events of 2011 was Destiny deciding to go all in after thinking it over long and hard. And long and hard is what Destiny deserves in “But Professor…I’m A Stripper!” her third boy-girl, now playing at SCOREVideos.com. It’s a must-see. And she gets a creampie, too, in keeping with the holiday.
Destiny Rose: "But Professor...I'm A Stripper!"
Thanksgiving is all about huge, juicy breasts, sweet taters and pie, so I’ll close this blog with a comment that ultra-sexy Daylene Rio made during last year’s SCOREtv Holiday Edition. Leave it to frictionalizing lap dancers from Los Angeles to say it best.
SCORELAND is the 60 Minutes of the big-boob world. Meet The Press, David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel, Jerry Springer (well, maybe not Jerry), Nightline, 20/20 and Dateline all wrapped up into one.
Nowhere else do you find SCORE’s patented brand of up-close-and-personal interviews and chats, almost always with lots of added big nekkid tits and cookies, the way it should be.
You love pictorials and videos, but there are also times when you want to know what makes a model tick. Why she started modeling. What her boob-beginnings were like. Her background. Her interests and attitude. What turns her on. In other words, what she’s like as a person.
Now, Desiree has been here a few times this year, but we didn’t get the chance to sit down with her on-camera and learn anything about her. So she’s been somewhat of a mystery. All I knew was that several years ago, she was spotted on the beach in Florida by one of our photographers, Peter, who walked over to her and her girlfriends and introduced himself.
After Desiree posed, she dropped out of sight for 10 years before deciding to model again. That might be a record. Before Desiree, the longest modeling hiatus might have been Diane Poppos’ nine years.
We had the chance to find out more about Desiree just recently, and that’s what’s playing today in Voluptuous Theater.
Catt Green is about to practice her backhand stroke at SCORELAND.
You met Catt Green at the end of June. The creamy 18 year-old redhead with 36G all-naturals had never modeled before. How did fate intervene and guide her here to SCORELAND? Randomness, friends. Sheer luck. Sometimes it’s random. We put the question to Catt. “I saw a stack of magazines at my friend’s house and I thought that it looked like fun. It’s just inspiring seeing girls with tits as big as mine. And I wanted to be with them.”
If Catt hadn’t seen those mags and then contacted us, she would not be here right now yanking our chain this weekend in her first Tits & Tugs. Yup, Catt seized the moment and seized something else too while she was here.
Catt will be in Holiday ’11 SCORE (on sale October 4) and in Holiday ’11 Voluptuous (on sale October 16). Maybe someone will see those issues and be inspired to model just like Catt was.
Let’s have a big hand for Catt. And one for Lady Luck too. They’re both hot.
Cherry Brady. That lusty, busty, redhaired voluptuous vixen who sports a bra tag that reads 36G (sometimes 38G). An intelligent, active woman who loves and worships everything about tits. Who does not believe in breast reduction. Who truly comprehends the specialized mind of the tit-man. Because Cherry is a tit-woman who walks the walk and talks the talk, and we’re damn lucky she likes to share her toys.
In “Mirror, Mirror On The Wall” starting today only at XLGirls.com, Cherry models the hottest bikinis, tops and other titty-tighties, then plays with her famous heavy hangers and her cherry-fine pussy in front of a three-sided, full-length mirror. See a different side of Cherry. Like three sides of Cherry in this fresh, hot and horny vid. So who needs television?
And now the long-awaited follow-up to the first Cherry Brady interview video that we originally broadcast on SCORELAND in November, 2002. I remember it like it was yesterday. Part interview, part clothing and bra show, it was like sitting inside a dressing room in a store’s women’s clothing department, and it set the pace for all the videotaped interviews that followed.
“I always thought it might be some big, seedy porn industry thing, and it’s so not like that,” Cherry said in that interview about her first time modeling for a men’s mag company. (I know the public misperception myself, having seen many well-researched TJ Hooker and Charlie’s Angels episodes.)
Cherry was a V-Mag subscriber (and still is), but she didn’t know what to expect at first. “You guys are the sweetest, most respectful people I’ve ever met,” she said. “I can’t believe it, so I’m just thrilled. You guys made it great.” It’s still one of the best interviews we’ve ever done. Everything clicked. It was all Cherry.
This time, it’s Maria’s turn to interview Cherry Brady, an event she had awaited patiently for a long time.
I haven’t seen it yet. I’ll be watching it at home with all of you this Sunday.
Most of the time when there is a hot model in the studio, we go in there and we interview them and that’s that. However…when Cherry Brady is in the studio, there is this sense of, dare I say it, sexual potency in the air? It turns all of us editors bananas. We want to be in the studio all day long, just to be in her presence. I know, because I spent a lot of time hanging out with Cherry…because I was, uh, working. Yes, that’s it. WORKING.
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Now, I would tell you that Cherry is a damn sexy woman, but that would just be way too Captain Obvious of me. What I will tell you is that she is super-talented. (Okay, that’s kind of obvious, too!) But I am not just talking about her smoldering sexuality. Oh, no! What I am referring to are her hula-hooping skills. Now, I know what you are thinking…hula hooping? YES! Hula hooping.
Hello Kitty and hoops of glory. Maria clearly approves.
You see, I challenged Cherry to a hula-hooping contest and she kicked soooooo much ass on the first try that I couldn’t even compete. How did she manage to do that? Let’s just say that she started off with a bra on and mid-hula-hooping, she took that puppy right off. THAT takes talent. The whole time she was hula hooping (TOPLESS!) she was playing with her tits and having a blast. And, her panties were this tiny, wisp of pink fabric that was a sequined kitty cat. Yes, she had pussy on her pussy. It was kind of glorious!
But don’t take my word for it…watch the video of it below! Oh, Cherry! You make hula hooping into something SEXY!
