While most of the world concentrates on thin Hollywood actresses and fashion models, it’s a breast-festivus for the rest of us.
At SCORELAND, Kelly Christiansen, Brandy Dean, Rockell, Lana Ivans and Nancy Navarro are straightening things out big-time. I enjoyed seeing Lana wearing a tight outfit so much, I actually didn’t want her to get undressed. Crazy, right?
Over at SCOREVideos.com, Chantal Raye gets a grip and has the situation well in hand in a lengthy tits, tugs and throat P.O.V. video. The more I see newcomer Chantal, the more impressed I am by her pretty face, huge tits and deep-throating talents.
The big news this week at XLGirls.com is the long-awaited arrival of Sofia Rose. I’m talking 52-inch, 38JJ boobs. Sofia’s got it going with a solo as a sexy secretary and keeps the pace smoking hot in a XXX bed-shaking scene with regular XL Girls stud Tony.
If you have a busty neighbor, friend or acquaintance, tell her to check out SCOREModelsWanted.com. We might be just what she’s looking for.
Welcome beautiful Sofia Rose and her 38JJ marvels.
You’ve got to hand it to Chantal. Those tits are knock-outs.
“Southern girls rule!” says cheery Rockell who is from the breast state of Alabama. Why are southern girls so nice and sweet and approachable? Autumn-Jade, one of the rare SCORE Girls from Alabama also, has the same kind of sunshine-spreading personality.
I was in touch with Rockell a few weeks ago because a store she went to didn’t stock Voluptuous, only SCORE, and she is the covergirl of February ’13 Voluptuous. So she contacted us to let us know. That impressed me. Rockell is on the ball and pro-active. (We asked a salesperson to drop by the store and talk to the buyer.)
Drop by SCORELAND today so you can go nuts over Rockell in this teeny-weeny yellow knitted string bikini before she takes it off and goes for a dip in the pool.
The bikini was invented for girls built like her.
I have another question for Rockell.
Would she wear a bikini like this in public? She lives in Alabama, not Brazil.
Being the editor of V-mag, I consider myself a tit expert.
I mean, I don’t have a doctorate or anything, but I stare at a lot of big, natural tits all day long. I have for close to a decade. I think that this qualifies my opinion as legit when it comes to nice tatas.
That said, I am going to say that the only person who compiled this list was me. lol
I didn’t ask anyone else’s opinion because I wanted to group these ladies together based on my own musings and findings.
But please keep in mind…I am a tit expert.
😉
2012 was a year of many newcomers and to me, it was a year where I saw a lot of ladies with stacked star power.
So, without further ado, I would like to give you my Top 5 Busty Newcomers of 2012.
I will interject here and say that this list is of All-NATURALS.
If you like some of the augmented ladies who debuted in 2012, please see Dave for his list.
And away we go…
Siri is my number one!
Krystal Swift is number two!
Rockell is number three!
Felicia Clover is number four!
Roxanne Miller is number five!
5) Roxanne Miller
Maybe it’s because I have a thing for redheads. Or maybe it’s because I like a lady who looks a little bit wild and fun. Whatever it is, Roxanne Miller floats my boat. She has great jugs and a beautiful face. I was very excited when she came our way. She makes my list because she looks like the kind of girl who would show up at my house in just a coat and nothing else underneath. I like that.
4) Felicia Clover
Felicia makes my list because she is the total package; horny, stacked and her ass is plump and juicy. If I could give her a grade, I would give her a T for tits and an A+ for ass and more ass. And she is a freak! This girl likes to fuck EVERYWHERE! I like ladies who want to get it on in public, in cars, in movie theaters, in college classrooms, etc. Felicia and I have chatted a lot and I think she is the kind of girl you want to date because she has a faster libido than you. Hubba, hubba!
3) Rockell
Oh, Rockell…so hot, so sweet. Rockell and I became friends when she first came to our studio and I must say that she charmed the pants right off of me.
Okay, fine, my pants stayed on, but in my imagination, they were not.
She is a really down-to-earth chick who likes the outdoors and dancing and just hanging out in sexy outfits. She makes my list because I asked her to do a split and she did…and then she showed me her tits. Wahoooo!
2) Krystal Swift
Krystal makes my list because she debuted and then she fucked right away. Oh, and she is smoking hot, too. She is like a stacked Barbie and she has a horny streak that cannot be tamed. I like that. Basically, if you are hot, busty and horny, I am into you. Krystal fits the bill.
1) Siri
Do I have to explain why Siri is my No. 1?
I mean, if I have to, okay, I would say it is a combo of a lot of things. For one, she has those sweet inverted nipples that beckon to be suckled. She is also the cutest lady to talk to. She has the best personality and she is smart. She isn’t just book smart, oh, no. She is NERD smart. Siri is the kind of girl who would read a book completely naked. I like that. Don’t you? She also did topless karate for me and I must admit that from that moment on, I was smitten. She is also the raunchiest and kinkiest lay of all time. I know because I have seen her fuck and fuck and fuck and then fuck some more and it’s always so good. Siri is just sexy and sexual and good. She is definitely the best newcomer of 2012, in my honest tit expert opinion.
But hey, to be fair I am willing to hear all of your choices, so chime in.
The Feb. '13 issue of V-mag is full of boobs and boobs and more boobs. MERRY TITMAS!
For all of you who want your bells jingled and some busty babe to deck your balls,
the wait is OVER!
The February 2013 issue of V-mag has arrived and it is jam-packed with Christmas cheer!
And by Christmas cheer, I mean TITTIES!
And who doesn’t love those, right?
There are 18 pairs of perky ‘jiggle’ bells inside this issue and one of them belongs to cover girl and Southern Belle, Rockell. She’s quite the hottie, if you ask me.
Plus, get your first look at the newest V-mag DVD, V-Girls Next Door, featuring all of your favorite natural big titters!
And curvy sensations Gabrielle Love and Felicia Clover show off their big tits and fat asses,too!
You get Siri and Luxury Amore in XXX action and Kitana Flores takes on two cocks at once!
For those of you who really like a pair of knocked-up knockers, Shyla Shy returns to show off her preggo tatas.
Lola is back, taking a bath and putting on a pussy show for you, too.
And if you love the curvy ladies of Montego Babes, they are all back, naked by a pool. There’s nothing like three bra-busters in tiny bikinis!
AND YOU CAN ALSO DOWNLOAD THE DIGITAL ISSUE ON TO YOUR IPAD!
Isn’t technology fucking awesome?
This issue has everything you need to stay warm during these winter months.
Okay, it’s only September 13th but I want to go over who’s new, hip, hot and happening at SCORELAND this month because a lot is going on.
On September 2, Kalila Kane arrived for the Big Show. Kalila is slim, exotic, stacked and slinky. She comes to us courtesy of a friend who is a SCORE fan. Kalila says “I just started training in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and I’m teaching myself to play the piano. I trap, have fixed and release feral cats in the D.C. area. I currently have a 1992 Kawasaki Ninja Ex250 motorcycle that I’m fixing up. I’m really into group sex and consensually forced sex at the moment, so most of my fantasies revolve around that. Having sex when it’s kind of wrong satisfies me.” Okay, I’d like to see her do a XXX video for us. She had me at altruistic stripper and Kawasaki Ninja 250.
On September 5, Jazmine debuted. A pretty, slim-n-stacked bikini beach bunny, Jazmine went straight from New Discovery to boy-girl in the space of two days. She’s got a rack and she’s on track. In this era of instant gratification, it’s interesting to observe that here’s someone who waited to do a XXX scene, even if it was for a day. I’m not quite sure why Jazmine waited so long but I’m sure the Boob Brotherhood was happy about it. Jazmine likes doggie-style, oral sex, her hair being pulled, being finger-fucked and spanked. “I try to have sex every day,” says Jazmine. If she’s gonna have sex every day, she might as well do it here, right? Why keep it a big secret?
On September 10, Rockell hit SCORELAND like an asteroid. In other words, a heavenly body. SCORE doesn’t get many models from Alabama. “I love being nude. If I could be a nudist and do it in Alabama, I would. But I turn heads wherever I go, topless or not.” I absolutely believe that and I think that being seen at SCORELAND is Rockell’s big break-out move. I also think the magazine readers who pay little or no attention to this thing called the Internets are going to go ga-ga-gazongas over Rockell. She has the kind of easy-going, relaxed, having-fun vibe I got from Kerry Marie, Jessica Turner, Lorna Morgan as well as from Valory, Terri Jane, and Kaytee Carter.
On September 12, Roxi Red exposed her shock and awe inspiring K-sized wonders for the first time. Dave, Maria and I felt like we were Tasered. Memories of the mammaries of Sammie Black, Jenny Hill, Mianna Thomas, Miosotis, Vanessa Del and Kristina Milan flooded my brain. Roxi is a rare one! “In high school, I went from DD to H to K,” said Roxi. “I was always interested in becoming a model but I was always told that my boobs are too big. But I’m happy to be where I’m at now. This is the first time I’ve ever done any adult modeling.” The swine who dictate to the sheep of society what models should look like would not give Roxi her due but we are happy to place her on a pedestal. You can also get some really good boob angles when they loom over you.
And tomorrow, a new SCORE wife enters these Hallowed Halls of Hooters and she’s going for the big enchilada with special sauce. Barbie Kelley is the spouse of a reader who has collected and kept every single issue of SCORE and Voluptuous ever published. That’s 20 years. He could have kept his own SCORE wife to himself yet they chose to share her with the big-boob world and to enjoy seeing their own fantasies come to life. Now it’s official: Barbie has joined the League of Extraordinary Busty Housewives of SCORE. “If I am going out, I usually wear a bra. Around the house, all bets are off and you’ll be lucky to find me in any clothing if I am home.” Lucky man!
I’d like to point out that we’re only through half the month. So stay tuned.
Remember last week when I told you that Rockell was coming and that soon you would be cumming, too?
Well, I always tell the truth.
Rockell arrives at SCORELAND tomorrow and she is nothing short of AMAZING.
Maybe it’s the whole Southern accent or the fact that Rockell is about as sweet as sugar-coated, well, sugar…but this girl is going to charm the fucking pants right off of you.
Oh, what’s that? You’re not wearing pants? Well, that’s very proactive of you.
As for Rockell, she is from Alabama, she likes to Zumba and she likes to wrestle other chicks in mud. She is 22 and has 36G tatas. She also has slightly inverted nipples which she rubs on in the video below. She is new to modeling, and, so far, she loves the getting dressed up and glammed up to give you wood!
I got to sit with Rockell for a minute, and we talked about the things that make her happy.
Then I asked her to do a topless split for me because that is the kind of thing that makes me happy.
Get to know Rockell, and tomorrow, when she goes live on SCORELAND, you make sure to stroke in the name of love for this Southern charmer.
I always get excited when there are new tits to show you. It’s like Christmas but better. It’s titsmas!
This lovely lady and her lovely lady lumps go by the name Rockell, and she will be coming your way very soon.
She has 36G boobies and is 22 years old.
I got to hang out with her on set for a few minutes, and she was loads of fun. First of all, she is from Alabama, so the Southern accent and the Southern charm are thicker than her juicy tits. Not really…her tits are pretty juicy.
Secondly, she is pretty tall at 5’9″, so she has that hourglass, Amazon thing going on.
And lastly, she has a lot of personality. Rockell is perkier than…well, her tits and believe you me, she has some pretty perky, juicy tits.
Also, she looks pretty hot in the SCORELAND babe uniform, right? Mmhm.
But before you go berserk over her, and by that I mean, before you go jerk to her, let me say this:
This video is only about 30 seconds long. lol
You will get a longer, more in-depth video very soon, I promise.
This is a little teaser from me to you. I wasn’t supposed to post it…
but I really needed you guys to see what the future holds for you.
