Melissa Manning (left) and Kelly Christiansen are very excited about the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition. The show debuts tomorrow on SCORELAND.
A lot of entertaining things have been happening around here recently.
Santa Lucas gave Kelly Christiansen a spanking.
Minka stretched a collection of Christmas sweaters with her KK-cup boobs. Those sweaters are totally ruined.
Maserati and Beverly Paige went caroling.
Melissa Manning licked and sucked a candy cane or two. Or three.
And Frosty had a night out he’ll never forget…unless he has a meltdown.
And me? Well, despite X.D. and J.D. telling me to keep my dirty mitts (actually, my voice) away from the models, I’ve been interviewing one girl after another for the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition, which goes live tomorrow at SCORELAND. The girls: Kelly, Maserati, Minka, Destiny Rose, Melissa Manning, Desiree and Samantha 38G. Plus special guest appearances by Venera, Micky Bells, Beverly Paige, Jasmine Shiraz, Karen Fisher and Nancy Navarro.
I’m really in the holiday spirit this year. Check out the show and you’ll see why.
Newcomer Melissa Manning (left) meets SCORE superstar Kelly Christiansen. Melissa can learn a lot from Kelly, if you get my drift.
About a week and a half ago, I mentioned in a Blog about newcomer Melissa Manning that Melissa wasn’t the only big-boobed girl in The SCORE Studio while she was here. There was another girl, initials K.C. Well, now I can reveal that K.C. is none other than Kelly Christiansen, who was here to shoot a whole bunch of hardcore photos and videos. And now I can also reveal that Kelly’s new hardcore scene goes up next weekend at SCORELAND. So there’s lots to be thankful for. As usual, Kelly looks spectacular.
Kelly is one of the frontrunners for 2011 SCORE Model of the Year, something she was surprised to hear. Did I just say surprised? Do these girls ever look in the mirror? For a big-boobed model, Kelly is one of the most self-effacing people I’ve ever met.
No more than a week after Kelly’s departure, another bombshell blonde made us a return visit. Initials K.F. K.F. was sorry to hear that she’d missed K.C.
By the way, K.F. and K.C. will both appear in the brand-new SCOREtv Holiday Edition, which airs in December. This year’s show is going to be even better than last year’s premiere edition and will feature, among others, Venera, Micky Bells, Desiree, Maserati, Samantha 38G and Minka. More details soon.
These are Samantha 38G's tits. Look at those veins!
Hello boob lovers and worshipers of all things titty.
It’s me! Your V-mag editor.
Today’s blog is going to be about…well, let me explain first. You see, whenever I blog, I always try to find new and fun things to chat with you guys about. Well, today, as I started to write, I saw the category “The Life of an Editor” and I thought…maybe these guys, my boob-loving pals, want to know what the life of an editor is really like. Because a lot of stuff happens during my day here at SCORELAND HQ. It’s a veritable whirlwind of titties, ass, pussy, magazines, nipples, websites, writing, fucking, blow jobs and cum. So, this blog is going to be about things I am doing right now, at my desk.
Leanne Crow jingles her bells on the cover of the annual contest issue of V-mag!
So, without further ado, here is the life of an editor from the desk of your V-mag editor.
Right now, I just finished checking out a lot of photos of the one and only Samantha 38G. While I was looking through shots, I found this great closeup of her tits that really shows off how veiny and massive they are. I actually said, “It’s like you can feel how heavy they are through the screen.” 🙂 Imagine those cannons whacking you in the face while Samantha is on your dick. Yeah. I thought it was an awesome shot. I tucked it away in a folder I call, “TITS! FUCK YES!” on my desktop. It’s from her Voluptuous November 2009 pictorial, just FYI.
Julia Juggs is a lovely lady.
Then there are all of the ballots that are starting to roll in for the 2011 V-mag Awards. They are in a neat pile on my desk, too. After leafing through about 40 of them, I can tell you that the race for Model of the Year is going to be BANANAS this year. I am really excited about it, actually. The contest is one of my favorite things about V-mag. I cannot tell you who is already taking the lead in some of the categories, but I can say that if you have strong opinions about tits, you should probably vote. Score your copy of Voluptuous January 2012 at the eBoobStore. You can’t miss it. It’s the one with Leanne Crow as Santa’s little helper on the cover. It will make you feel warm inside (in your pants) like the holiday season should.
Yours truly on Halloween here at SCORELAND HQ. Please feel free to call me Dances With Boobs.
Inside the V-mag January 2012 issue, on page seven, you can find the ballot for this year’s awards. If you would like to mail it in, awesome. If you want to email your votes, you can do so by sending them to Vmagawards@scoregroup.com.
I am also currently composing an email reply to Ms. Julia Juggs, who I might add is one of the nicest ladies to correspond with. Whole some of you are emailing your bosses at work, I am emailing chicks with big tits. Yeah, my life is good.
What else did I do today? Well, I took a moment to check out all of our Halloween 2011 pics because here ar SCORELAND HQ, we take Halloween very seriously. Most of the staff dresses up, and this year, I was an Indian chief. I must say that everyone got a kick out of the fact that there were bells on my boots and everywhere I walked, I jiggled, er, jingled. 🙂
And that, boob lovers is a day in the life of an editor.
I must say, and please forgive me for gloating, but I get to stare at tits all day. The life of this editor ain’t bad at all.
Samantha's first XLGirls anal scene is now playing.
Samantha38G does her first anal scene for XLGirls.com today, and that’s big news. This super-favorite has appeared in dozens of pictorials and videos for XLGirls and Voluptuous since 2001, but in all that time, the blonde bombshell had never offered up her booty until now. (A big event in XLGirls history, in my book.)
Cream pie is on Maserati's menu at SCOREVideos.com
The name of the movie is “Screw The Party And Screw My Ass.” That’s what Samantha says to her friend when she doesn’t want to go the party, and it’s an offer no man can refuse. The thought of pumping Samantha’s butthole eliminates thoughts of anything else. He can’t leave her behind.
Over at SCOREVideos.com, sexy Maserati is having an interview with a human resources director. She’s dressed prim and proper for it even though you can see her huge bra through her lacy blouse, and her skirt is short and super-tight. What a rack! Nature blessed her, and Maserati shares the blessings.
Maserati’s style of business attire is okay with us and okay with the HR exec who finds out that Maserati is into cream pies. “I can teach you all about my cream pie,” Maserati explains. “But I’ll need your cream for the filling.” Another offer a man can’t turn down.
Now available on SCOREonDemand, My Big Plump Wedding. Samantha is going to get married. Will her horny bridesmaids make it easy for her or will they stress her out even more with their antics? Will Samantha turn into a raging bride-zilla? Will the wedding go smoothly in spite of it all? A topshelf cast makes this XLGirls release a big-tit hit.
Can Samantha survive her bridesmaids' overactive sex drives?
Exotica said she liked SCORE because we don’t write fake, dirty, sleazy crap about the models like they do in other magazines. As she said this, sleazy, dirty thoughts filled my mind.We shot three XXX DVDs with Czech star Laura Lion, and she didn’t need to speak English in any of them.
“It’s a big turn-on to be the center of attention and all eyes are on me and it’s my show,” says Angel Gee, who’s now back dancing in New Hampshire.
“I get recognized a lot in New York, which happens to be one of my favorite cities,” says Samantha 38G.
Florida local Connie Kline was a college freshman who needed money to pay her tuition. The SCORE Scholaship Program was there for her. Happy B-Day to all and many happy returns!
One of the things I liked best about the filming of the new DVD K-Jugs was having Bailey Santanna and her big tits around for a week. Now, normally I might have said about a girl that it was nice having her big tits around for a week, but in Bailey’s case, it was nice having her and her big tits around for a week. Bailey’s already told us (and we’ve gone over it several times) that she’s the world’s greatest girlfriend, and I believe her. But even before you get to the boyfriend/girlfriend thing with her, you gotta love her because:
1. She’s cute.
2. She’s sexy.
3. She’s naturally stacked.
4. She’s all these things, yet she’s incredibly down-to-Earth. If you walked up to her on the street and said hello, she wouldn’t give you an attitude. She’d talk to you. And if she liked you, she might even…well, I don’t know because I haven’t tried, but I can dream, right? I mean, when I see Bailey, I actually think, “I could fuck this girl.” I mean, without walking up to her and saying, “Hey, baby. I’m the editor of SCORE. Wanna be on the cover?”
Another reason to love Bailey: She really knows how to display her tits. She knows all about the shelving effect, which she demonstrated in a “Guess the tits” blog video.
Anyway, Bailey is one of the stars of the new DVD K-Jugs, which also features Renee Ross, Samantha, Jade Parker, Brandy Ryder and Reyna Mae. They all fuck, of course, but Bailey fucks first, and it’s memorable. Here’s some behind-the-scenes footage that shows Bailey being Bailey. Prepare to fall in love. And to jack, of course.
Brandy & Reyna are the guests of battling K-JUGS DJs Samantha and Renee Ross
Brandy & Reyna bang two guys while K-JUGS DJ Samantha broadcasts the action.
Brandy Ryder and Reyna Mae are two stacked singers who call themselves The Red Hot Titty Peppers. Perfect guests for K-JUGS DJ Samantha 38G to interview on the air. “We actually met at a karaoke bar,” Brandy tells Samantha about how they created Red Hot Titty Peppers. “We both had the biggest boobs and the best voices in the place, so I walked over and introduced myself to Reyna.” Samantha announces the K-JUGS listener call-in contest that will hook-up two lucky guys with Brandy and Reyna right there in the studio as Samantha broadcasts the blow-by-blows. The girls live up to their name, Hot Spunk. Because they inspire a lot of it!
In this on-the-set video, Brandy and Reyna show you the eye-poppin’ breast-wear they wear at K-JUGS and show you more behind-the-scenes fun during the making of this new XL Girls DVD release. Samantha gives Reyna a boob-head too! Judging from all the backstage videos, everyone had a blast making this movie. Check out K-Jugs!
One of my favorite things about Samantha 38G is her sense of humor. She loves to laugh. And when she laughs, her 38 G guns undulate. 🙂
(Yes, I said, undulate. I love that word.)
Anyhow, back to Samantha…
When she was here filming the new DVD K-Jugs, there was so much backstage footage of her on-set shenanigans that we compiled this little clip for you guys of her massive guns and her charm. That’s right, boys. We are showcasing wits and tits here!
Our cameraman Lester got this footage of Sam getting dressed for a scene, and I have to say that Samantha looks very hot in red. And that this red top that she is wearing must be made of space-age polyfibers because it withstands the weight and stretch of her cannons. According to Sam, she wears this top out on dates. All I can say is that if I were a guy and I picked Sam up and she was in this top…oooh weeeee…I think my motor skills would be compromised for the entire night. Who could concentrate or even converse with a valley of cleavage like this staring you in the face?
Sigh.
Check out the very hot Samantha 38G and then you get down on your knees and give thanks for leopard panties, big tits, the color red and stretchy tops.
