Arianna brings the ice cream. You bring the napkin.
Your favorite racks at your favorite rack.
Even though it’s a holiday weekend in the States, I urge you to visit your local mag emporium, newsstand or jack shack now and pick up a copy of the just-shipped August ’13 Voluptuous with that prime example of chick-cake Arianna Sinn trying to lick an ice cream cone with messy results. Or you can just order this edition with a few mouse clicks or finger taps direct from us at eBoobStore.com.
What’s the scoop about this month’s breastivities?
Cameron Skye, Destiny Rose, Gya Roberts, Melonie Max, Monica Keyes, Sabina Leigh, Sirale, and Taylor Steele peel off their panties in tent-pitching layouts.
“The Voluptuous Swimsuit Special” is eight pages of 15 lovelies poured into bikinis and monokinis.
V-mag fiction: “The Naturals,” a salacious saga of baseball, bodacious boobs and grand slamming.
A 32-page hardcore bonus magazine with Felicia Clover getting her tush tapped, Scarlet LaVey; the Dominican Republic’s Vanessa Del milking a stiffie and a preview of the just-released XXX-Rated DVD Stacked & Sticky starring a line-up of babes who will drive you crazy-nuts.
The digital version of this issue for tablets includes imbedded videos of Arianna, Destiny, Gya, Sabina and Taylor, and the 32-page special is included at the end of the main mag so that the single file is 132 pages.
The August ’13 V-mag should feed your need for the best in breasts until the September ’13 V-mag hits on June 25!
“When guys stare at my boobs or say something to me about them, I actually like to pretend sometimes that I am pissed off about it, but it is all part of the act,” says Scarlet LaVey. “I love it. Yeah, guys are crazy when it comes to boobs. One time I was walking down the street and I was approaching a group of guys and they screamed out, ‘Oh, my god! Those are real!’ really loudly. I was like, ‘Yeah they are!'”
I, myself, want to see Scarlet LaVey walking down the street. In fact, walking anywhere. I’m a freak for busty girls just walking. And I would never yell anything at her.
Tomorrow’s pictorial at SCORELAND is a study in contrasts. Would Scarlet dress like Suzy Homemaker and bake cookies and cakes for a boyfriend? We’ll have to remember to ask the next time she visits our citadel of cleavage.
How'd you like to come home to Scarlet and her fresh baked goods?
Micky looks she was caught undressing in a dressing room. Throw her a towel, will ya? Or not!
June ’13 Voluptuous is now at your favorite rack shack or get it direct from us at the eBoobStore. The digital version for tablets and computers is ready too.
Besides the magic of Micky, Rockell, Scarlet LaVey, Anya Kovac, Pheona Monroe, Jolie Rain, Alexia and Jasmine Jones throw their curves at you so sink in.
And there’s a preview of the DVD Cocoa Nut Busters 2 starring Maserati, Sadie Blooms, Melissa Reed, Kristina Milan, Natasha Dulce, Stacy Adams, Kristi Maxx, Luxury Amore, Chantal Raye, Betty Blac, Stacey Monroe and Delilah Black.
Scarlet LaVey is sitting on the couch with her SCORELAND boyfriend. She’s reading a book called Porn Star Secrets of Sex, although I think she already knows. The way to be a goddess is to sit on a couch with your legs spread and your tits popping out all over the place. He’s watching TV, although he’s quickly distracted by what Scarlet is doing with herself. He’s trying to watch the playoffs (maybe March Madness, which started today), but he gives up quickly.
“Babe, it’s the playoffs, but you’re better,” he says to Scarlet.
And away they go!
I’m guessing that something like this has happened to many of you (although probably not with a girl like Scarlet): You’re trying to watch a game, and your girlfriend distracts you. This happened to me many, many moons ago, and you know what’s funny? The thing I remember most is that when the distraction started and I turned off the TV, my team (the New York Rangers) were losing, and when we were done (no wise remarks about it being a minute later), they were winning. I actually tried to convince my girlfriend that having sex during a Rangers game was good luck.
I’m figuring that if the girl is as hot as Scarlet, I’m turning off the game even if it’s Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals or the NCAA Finals, even if my team is playing, even if they’re winning. My sliding scale goes like this:
DD-cups or larger: Will turn off any sporting event.
C-cups: Will probably turn the sound down and keep an eye on the game.
B-cups: Will turn off a regular-season game but not an important one.
A-cups: Might turn off a pre-season game or might just keep the TV on and keep an eye on the game.
“Scarlet LaVey: Sports Or Big Tits” goes live today at SCORELAND.
There’s always a debate going on at SCORELAND. Sometimes it’s about fake tits vs real tits. Sometimes it’s about hairy pussies. Sometimes it’s about preggos. And recently it’s been about tattoos.
Now, I want to come out and say that I am an advocate for everything I just mentioned AND tattoos, too.
I mean, I don’t personally LOVE furry pussies, but if a chick wants to keep her slit furry, that’s cool with me.
I am not into preggos per say, but if a hot preggo wants to show me her tits, I am game.
And I like all tits, fake, real, big, small, hangers or perkies. I love them all.
I just like naked women.
That’s it.
So when I hear all this debate about tattoos, I just don’t get it.
I mean, do I have tattoos? Yes. I have a lot of them.
Terri Jane's inked up and I like her just fine.
But do I have an opinion about them on chicks? Yeah, I like them.
Sabrina Linn may have a lot of tats, but all I see is TITS!
Tattooed chicks are kinda fucking hot. I mean, that’s just my opinion, but it’s true.
However, do I get all bent out of shape when a chick DOESN’T have tattoos? No way, man!
Because I think all women are beautiful in their own way and really, if a hot chick takes all her clothes off in front of me, the LAST THING I am thinking about is what she has or doesn’t have on her skin. I mean, really…you put a nice pair of juicy tits in my face and I probably don’t even know the model in front of me has skin.
So I don’t understand the debate about tattoos. I mean, I get it, some people don’t like them, but does it matter when it comes to busty babes?
I don’t think so. If I were to discriminate against tattooed chicks, I would have never fallen for Dors Feline or Sabrina Linn.
I would have never given hottie Terri Jane a second glance.
The same goes for newcomer Scarlet LaVey, too.
Thank goodness I didn’t even really notice their ink, though!
I was too busy checking out their more interesting parts.
And really, that’s how it should be.
I know that this post will spark up a debate between tattoo lovers and tattoo haters, but what I am really asking is DOES IT MATTER IF A CHICK HAS AMAZING TITS?
Today, Scarlet LaVey week (or half-week) begins at SCORELAND. The lovely, tattooed Miss LaVey shows us her natural H-cup rack and big, bold, juicy ass for the first time. She oils up her tits and spreads her pussy wide and wider. I suspect that this 20-year-old tit princess from California (born in Florida) will be responsible for many a lost load.
But then what? Will Scarlet put her clothes back on and tuck her tits into her top, never to be seen again? Will we be left hanging, begging her to wrap her tits around a big cock and suck it and fuck it with all the gusto a 20-year-old can muster…only to end up disappointed while the naysayers among us groan, “Ah, I don’t want to see the girls do hardcore, anyway”?
I am glad to report that the answer to those questions is a resounding no. Depending upon when you view Scarlet’s solo posting today, you will not have to wait more than 24 hours to see her downing dick and pirouetting on the bologna pony. Because Scarlet’s first SCORELAND hardcore video goes up Thursday (followed by the photos on Friday).
24 HOURS!
By the way, I did say “pirouetting.” Why the choice of word? Watch the video below to find out.
Today at SCORELAND, we finally get to see 19-year-old Anya's tits.
Wednesday, Scarlet makes her debut.
There are still eight shopping days remaining until Christmas. However, here at SCORELAND, we have to do our shopping early. After all, we can’t go out the day before Christmas, hope to find a busty newcomer, then get her into our studio and photographed in time for Christmas. For Anya Kovac, who debuts today at SCORELAND, we did our shopping in October. For Scarlet LaVey, who debuts Wednesday, we did our shopping a few days after Thanksgiving.
I haven’t met Anya. She’s Ukrainian and was photographed in the Ukraine. But I do know that she is 19 years old and turns 20 on Christmas Eve. You’ve seen her before on the Blog (well, you saw her tits bounding out of a tight top).
As for Scarlet, she’s 20 years old and has H-cup naturals. Scarlet LaVey…oy, vey! She’s a ballerina. Can you imagine her dancing with those tits? She’s very flexible. I know because I did a Blog video with her. You’ll get to see it this week. Her tits were all over the place.
Can you guess when Scarlet’s first hardcore scene will go live at SCORELAND?
Like the headline says, Christmas is cumming early this year.
Scarlet is a real girl-next-door...if the girl next door was hot and liked threesomes!
I love when I get to hang out with a new model in the SCORELAND studio.
You know, just two chicks talkin’ about boobs and sex and all the other things that come up in conversation when I chit-chat with newbs.
Scarlet has tattoos and two sexy H-cup tits.
Today I got to hang out with busty newcomer Scarlet LaVey and she is HOT. I am talking about very hot. And tattooed. And HOT. And she has great, big titties. H-cup tits, in fact.
And of course I wouldn’t tell you she is hot and then not tell you why, so allow me to Wow! you with some titillating facts about Ms. LaVey.
1) She is hot. (But you already knew that.) She also reminds me of one of my faves, Dors Feline.
2) She is an ex-ballerina and very flexible. (But more on that in an upcoming post, I promise.)
3) She likes rough tit-play.
4) She likes threesomes.
5) Her fantasy is to have sex with 20 tattooed guys at once.
6) She likes it when men check out her tits.
7) She loves latex.
8) She can also tap dance. (So can I, which led to a lot of talk about tap dancing topless.)
9) She is a very good artist.
10) She is only 20-years-old.
There are more things that I can tell you about this sexy lady, but you will have to stay tuned to find out.
I promise you…you will love getting to know Scarlet. She ranks high on the Hubba-Hubba Scale.
