Tag Archive: science
April 28, 2013 by Elliot James
At the Université de Bretagne-Sud in France, two experiments were carried out in order to test the effect a woman’s breast size would have on the number of men approaching her.
The researchers hypothesized that an increase in breast size would be associated with an increase in approaches by men.
This experiment’s a no-brainer, eh?
A young female confederate wore a special bra that let her inflate the cup size at will. In the first experiment, the girl was instructed to sit in a nightclub for one hour, and in the second experiment, she was instructed to take a seat at a sidewalk cafe. It was found that increasing her breast size was associated with an increasing number of guys introducing themselves.
Truly a fantastic discovery. Well worth the research grant. I would have liked to have been involved in this experiment, but no one asked me. Boob science marches on.
French scientists claim that big boobed woman get more attention from guys. Are they fucking crazy?
January 16, 2012 by Elliot James
Can science help lap dancers earn more?
You know how much I love those offbeat scientific research studies. Here’s a good one.
A report from the University of New Mexico theorizes that ovulation might increase financial clout.
Psychologist Geoffrey Miller observed the dancers at gentlemen’s clubs and counted the tips made on their lap dances. Dancers made about $70 an hour during their peak period of fertility versus $35 while menstruating and $50 in between.
Miller linked the income differences to changes in body odor, waist-to-hip ratio, and facial features. He says there may be subtle shifts in dancers’ behavior due to their fertility cycle, such as “how they talk and move when enticing a customer to buy a dance, and how they perform the dance itself.”
Dancers on the pill averaged $37 versus $53 for women off the pill. The pill produces hormonal cues indicating early pregnancy which might, in a bio-chemical way, discourage an interested guy. Therefore, birth control could lead to lost income for a stripper.
The researchers were surprised that no one in the exotic dance business had noticed these bio-patterns. Miller suggested that a woman in any service-industry job should schedule more shifts during the phase right before ovulation. “It might help to know about this so that they can exploit these effects,” he said.
Science doesn’t explain how Miller was able to persuade the dancers to report their tips to him. That’s usually tougher than breaking into Fort Knox!
January 10, 2012 by Dave
Daphne Rosen gets ready to do research into Maggie Green's ability to achieve orgasm. See the DVD "Boob Science" for test results.
Usually, I don’t go to The Huffington Post for news, but this was one story I couldn’t ignore. The headline: “Climax In An MRI Machine? Been There, Done That.”
I haven’t (although I admit to having had a hard-on in an MRI machine once). Apparently, the author of this story, Kayt Sukel, fingered herself to an orgasm in an MRI machine–while scientists watched–for scientific research. Wrote Ms. Sukel prior to the experiment, “No, I am not sure I’ll actually be able to do it. But, as instructed, I have been practicing at home and will give it my best shot.”
Well, she did manage to do it, and since you can’t have metal objects in an MRI, she couldn’t use a vibrator or anything else with metal or batteries. She got herself off with her own fingers. Actually, I’m wondering why they didn’t use men for this study since we don’t need toys to get off (although I kinda doubt they would have let me into the MRI with a copy of SCORE).
Okay, I just realized why they didn’t use men: Pussy juice is a lot easier to clean up than white, sticky, male cum. Glazing the inside of an MRI machine…that wouldn’t be pretty.
Another reason: They were measuring brain waves during female orgasm.
We already know how the male brain functions during orgasm.
It doesn’t.
So, once again, I ask the question: Could you jack in a MRI machine with people watching?
October 22, 2011 by Dave
This is Valory Irene's ass.
These are Valory Irene's tits. Is some zoologist telling me her tits look like her ass?
The poll currently running on the Blog asks, “Other than breasts, what is your favorite part of a woman’s body?” Not surprisingly, the No. 1 answer so far is ass at 44%. I say not surprisingly because a letter writer, Jack from Chicago, recently reminded me of the zoologist Desmond Morris, who wrote (and I’m definitely paraphrasing here) that big tits remind men of the globular shape of a woman’s buttocks.
Actually, what Morris said (and I’m quoting from Wikipedia, not exactly the most-reliable source) is that “the shape of female breasts evolved as a frontal counterpart to that of the buttocks, the reason being that while other primates mate in the rear-entry position, humans, because of their upright posture, are more likely to successfully copulate by mating face to face, the so-called missionary position. Morris suggested that a secondary sexual characteristic on a woman’s chest would have encouraged this in more primitive incarnations of the human race, and a face-on encounter may have helped found a relationship between partners beyond merely a sexual one.”
In plain English, what we really want to do is fuck a woman from behind, which we can and sometimes do. But when we fuck her face-to-face, her tits remind us of ass and get us hard. So, it’s not surprising that 44% of you like ass second because in your minds, tits are ass. Or something like that.
But you know what? All of this science is confusing. Do you know why I like big tits? Because they get my cock hard. Do you know why I like a girl’s ass? Because it gets my cock hard. Why do these things get my cock hard? Because I like them. Why do I like them?
Okay, all this thinking is making my cock soft. I don’t want my cock to be soft, so I’m going to log into SCORELAND and check out some big tits. I heard that Stephanie Stalls is fucking this weekend. Leanne Crow is getting her tits out. And that’s all I need to know.
January 30, 2011 by Maria
Yazmina's boobs are nice, but her ass is where it's at!
Today I came across an interesting claim while chatting up SCORE editor Dave and XLGirls editor, Allie Q., and that was that men might like big tits because they could be a substitute for big asses. The idea being that if you look at a big set of tits, the cleavage kind of looks like an ass crack. And if you buy that, then you could naturally assume that guys who like to tittie-fuck would probably like to stick their dicks in between a huge set of ass cheeks and plow away, right?
The treasure in this shot is Pleasure's ass.
Georgia Peach's vanilla ass is oh, so nice.
According to Allie Q., men are drawn to asses because back in the day (which means, like, when we were cavemen and clubbing didn’t mean you took a lady to a hot night spot), we were drawn into the bone zone to find the most-fertile woman to knock up. So, a woman with a big rump was good for humping and for pushing out future women-clubbers…you know, ideal child bearing hips and all that. Allie Q., (Who is by no means an expert in cavemen fucking…) also claimed that back then, we were primal and males were more prone to mounting women from behind. You know…like on the Discovery Channel. lol
After hearing all of Allie’s ideas about asses and Dave’s one or two, “No, it’s true. Look it up. She is right,” I took to the fabulous world of the Interwebs to research this claim and prove if this sex myth was true or not. A few clicks and some light reading later and lo and behold, I found out that there is some science behind the idea that men are attracted to women’s asses because of some primal urge to mate and procreate.
Now, before the ass men go off and throw some sort of booty parade for themselves, that doesn’t mean that ass reigns supreme or that a big set of cans is just a substitute for, one, big can.
Because the SAME THING that can be said about the inspirational nature of a huge ass can be said about a huge set of tatas.
That’s right, basically, men are attracted to curves. A big, round ass might be an indication of the ability to pop out some offspring, but big tits are indicators of being able to feed said offspring. So, technically, liking ass or titties is just a matter of opinion. In other words, it just boils down to whatever floats your boat.
In my case, I like ass AND titties, which makes me just like most of you, I assume. Sorry Allie and Dave. Myth debunked!
xoxox
Maria
September 29, 2010 by Elliot James
Keeping the shirt wet is a top priority.
There are many health benefits to wearing a wet T-shirt. These benefits don’t apply to everyone, of course. Guys should not wear wet T-shirts because it’s disgusting and makes me sick. The main beneficiaries of wearing wet T-shirts are, of course, women with big boobs. Let me explain the physics behind this.
When it’s very hot out, the body can overheat, and that can be dangerous. Wearing a wet T-shirt can prevent heat exhaustion or stroke. You see, as the water in the fibers of a wet T-shirt evaporate, a cooling effect from the evaporation is created as the heat energy is transferred from the breasts to the water-soaked cloth. This cools the body down safely. A side-effect is that this cooling action also hardens the nipples. I look upon this as beneficial also since it may increase production of the hormone Oxytocin, the “feel-good” chemical, which can make a girl feel horny. The tighter the T-shirt, the better the cooling effect since there is no trapped warm air between the skin and the shirt.
Enough to make a grown man cry like a wuss.
So I urge girls to wear wet and tight T-shirts as often as possible, especially during hot weather or if they take public transportation where it can get really hot. I was in London a few years ago and rode the tube, and let me tell you, it was like an oven down there because there’s no air-conditioning. I urged some of the girls waiting for the train to wear wet T-shirts and carry spray bottles filled with ice water. They looked at me like I was crazy. The British are a stubborn people.
I could watch Natalie shower all day. I'd bring lunch with me.
