Tag Archive: SCORE magazine

A bonanza of birthday bra-busters

July 11, 2011 by Elliot James
Casey James born July 10.

Casey James born July 10.

Amber Brooks born July 11.

Amber Brooks born July 11.

Michelle May born July 11.

Michelle May born July 11.

Dallas Dixon born July 14.

Dallas Dixon born July 14.

Lexi Windsor born July 15.

Lexi Windsor born July 15.

Kaitlyn Klien born July 16.

Kaitlyn Klien born July 16.

Hitomi born July 18.

Hitomi born July 18.

Sheridan: A very Tweet girl

June 28, 2011 by Elliot James
Sheridan Love: pictorial and video now at SCORELAND.

Sheridan Love: pictorial and video now at SCORELAND.

The only uses I see for Twitter are finding models or burglarizing someone’s place when they Tweet that they’re out for dinner and a movie or on vacation. Since I’m a proper, law-abiding citizen, my sole interest is in possibly spotting new girls with the right-sized boobs for SCORE. And that’s where the lovely and talented Sheridan Love comes in.

Our studio staff saw her on Twitter, where Sheridan Tweets her heart out and they connected. You first saw Sheridan here at the Blog. See her first–her very first–pictorial and video right now at SCORELAND. She’s never posed naked before.

Eden Mor born June 28.

Eden Mor born June 28.

And that’s something to Tweet about. She wears a 34G bra, has pierced nipples, a finger-lickin’ good pussy (you’ll see), a beautiful face and bod and a girl-next-door personality that reminds me of Brianna Costello and Vixen LaMoore. Sheridan makes her SCORE mag debut in the Holiday ’11 issue (on the newsstands October 4th). Just in time to enter the 2011 Newcomer of the Year contest.

Better boob finding through technology. Hey, why not? I used to check out MySpace, but that place is like a ghost town now. The social media geography is loaded with failed, multi-million dollar debris–Friendster, Hi5, Bebo, Tagged. Will someone please create a social network for big-boobed girls only and the men who love them?

And a big birthday shout-out to Eden Mor (Big-Boob Finishing School) and Indianna Jaymes. Have a happy.

Indianna Jaymes born June 28.

Indianna Jaymes born June 28.

Wanted! More SCORE readers like H-Cup Jane & Richard Woods

June 6, 2011 by Elliot James

 

Jane & Richard get the SCORELAND tour.

Jane & Richard get the SCORELAND tour.

SCORE's head honcho John Fox gave Jane the SCORE tanktop as a souvenir. She's sure to stand out in it.

SCORE's head honcho John Fox gave Jane the SCORE tanktop as a souvenir. She's sure to stand out in it.

SCORE doesn’t have roller coasters or animatronic robots in its building, but it could be said that we have thrill rides. We’re always happy to show special guests the place and give them a guided tour of the different departments.

When Richard Woods and his wife, H-Cup Jane Dior, visited the SCORE building for the first time, our photographer Jose grabbed a few pix on the SCOREtv set in the studio during our tour. As you can see, H-Cup Jane lives up to her name and seriously stressed that tiny, pink tee she went home with. (She could be a model herself.) We may not have Space Mountain at our office, but we do have magic mountains, as Jane proves. A SCORE reader since issue #1 in 1992, Rich was in Miami to speak about his “Unlearn” approach to life at a seminar at the recent Exxxotica expo at the Miami Beach Convention Center and showcase his new book, Unlearn Vanilla Marriage.  We’re not saying that this book will help you get a big-boobed wife and muse like H-Cup, but, hey, it can’t hurt. And I guess we’re doing something right to have fans like this with us for nearly 20 years.

New Tits! New Tits! Meet Sheridan Love!

June 2, 2011 by Maria

I think we all know that the level of excitement pretty much triples around SCORELAND when lovely, full, lush, NEW titties arrive in our studio. It’s heaven. It’s heaven with hooters.

Naturally, the first thing we want to do is share this glorious feeling with all of you guys. So, check out our latest debut dugs belonging to Sheridan Love, a hottie from Texas whose bust will make you forget the Alamo. Sheridan is all curves, and that is all good with us. And she reads SCORE magazine, which makes us love her even more. You can check out Sheridan on SCORELAND soon, but for now, check out this hi-how-you-doin’ clip below.

Hubba, hubba.

xoxo,

Maria

Something to Crow about

May 1, 2011 by Elliot James
Leanne Crow. What a bird!

Leanne Crow. What a bird!

Here’s the real reason the Brits started calling hot girls “birds” in the 1960s. I’d say the exact equivalent in the States would be “chicks.” Leanne Crow arrives at SCORELAND today in a vintage bra pictorial. It’s an easy bet that Leanne will be taking her place with the great British birds showcased in SCORE and V-Mag. Leanne definitely has something to Crow about. She loves singing, acting and writing. She used to be a cheerleader in school. This photo set couldn’t get more English. Garters, stockings, heels. The old-school classic outfit of men’s magazine models. Leanne will be the swimsuit covergirl of the October ’11 SCORE, on sale in July. And they thought the royal wedding was a big deal? This is a lot bigger.

It’s safe to jack to Angelina Castro

November 26, 2010 by Dave
Angelina Castro prepares to do the safety dance on top of Juan Largo's pole.

Angelina prepares to do the safety dance on top of Juan Largo's pole.

It was the great 1980s band Men Without Hats that famously sang, “We can dance if we want to. We can leave your friends behind. Cause’ your friend don’t dance, and if they don’t dance, well they’re no friends of mine.”

I’m not quite as close-minded about the dancing issue as The Men were–I don’t think we should disregard people as friends material just because they don’t dance–but I have to admit, the sight of Angelina Castro dancing in the video below definitely gives me the urge to make her a friend of mine.

Of course, dancing means different things to different people. There’s dancing in a club. Slow dancing. Salsa dancing. Cha-cha. There’s break dancing. There’s Dancing With The Stars dancing. There’s pole dancing. And then there’s dancing on a flesh-and-blood fuck pole, as Angelina demonstrates in a new pictorial from the January ’11 SCORE that went up yesterday at SCORELAND.

So, as you prepare to whip it out for Angelina, I’ll remind you of something else Men Without Hats said: “As long as we abuse it, Never gonna lose it. Everything will work out right.”

Indeed.

December ’10 SCORE now at newsstands

September 6, 2010 by Elliot James
Good Girls. Bad Girls. You love 'em.

Good Girls. Bad Girls. You love 'em.

Now at your local newsstand, magazine store, adult superstore, barber shop and dentists waiting office, the action-packed December ’10 SCORE. There are two Karina Harts on the cover, one dressed like a coed, the other decked out as a temptress. Why? Because this is the “Good Girl/Bad Girl” special edition.

Inside, you’ll find Karina, Janet Jade, Annina, Melissa Mandlikova, Kristy Klenot, Eva Notty, Angel Gee, Maggie Green (in bondage, a first in SCORE), Alexa, Christy Marks and many more.  The “Boob Beat” column looks at really bad girls Puma Swede, Brandy Talore and Kianna Dior.

Odds are Angelina will have a stiff one on her birthday today.

Odds are Angelina will have a stiff one on her birthday today.

What makes a Good Girl? What makes a Bad Girl? Can a Good Girl do bad things and remain good? Can a Bad Girl become good? Can a girl be both good and bad at the same time? Is it like good cop/bad cop? What do they want to be the most, good or bad? This issue tackles this situation head-on! Some things are not always understood, and maybe it’s better that way. Filled with XXX, and that’s not so bad.

A freemium DVD starring Danielle Derek, Alexia Moore, Kitty Lynxxx, Charlee Chase, Holly Halston and Rebecca Love in femme-fucking action is included in the Bonus editions. If your favorite store doesn’t carry SCORE, let us know.

On  this day, SCORE would like to give a shout-out to Angelina Castro ’cause she’s a birthday baby. Angelina may be born on Labor Day, but it’s not a job of work to overload your eyes on her. You don’t need to see a blinking neon sign to know that she’s a true Bad Girl, bad to the bone(r). Happy birthday, Angelina.

Held in the grip of the Mamazons; never enough Taylor Steele

July 16, 2010 by Elliot James

Mamazon The Movie swings to its cliffhanging conclusion tomorrow with Chapter Six, “Daylene’s Lust For Fertility.” Smokin’ hot Daylene Rio is the high-priestess of the Mamazons. While Queen Alexis Silver and Shyla Shy are jumping one of the explorers, Daylene has chased down the runaway James. She hasn’t had the magic mojo cream squirted on her tits like the others have, but Daylene is interested. Question is, what are the Mamazons gonna do for push-push-in-the-bush if they wipe the invaders out? Find out in the explosive climax. It’ll be Mamazon fever in North America this weekend when the two-disc DVD arrives at your favorite video store.

From one tropical paradise to another, point your mouse to the awesome Taylor Steele in a first-run SCORE Theater video that leaves no bra hooked. You can thank us and Taylor on Monday. Plus, Taylor’s September ’10 SCORE pictorial shows you what the perfect office supervisor wears in Toronto. Today isn’t Taylor’s birthday, but it should be! Celebrate it anyway!

Here’s a video recap of Mamazon Chapter Five. Pretty action packed, ain’t it?

Confessions of a big-tit-magazine editor

March 22, 2010 by Dave
Donita Dunes is probaby my favorite porn star ever and my go-to jack. If SCORE was all about me, she'd be in every issue.

Donita Dunes is probaby my favorite porn star ever and my go-to jack girl. If SCORE was all about me, she'd be in every issue. But it's not, so she isn't.

I’m going to make a confession: I’m the editor of SCORE (that’s not the confession part), but the magazine doesn’t always reflect my exact personal tastes (that’s the confession part). Yes, I love big tits. Yes, I was a SCORE reader and SCORELAND member before I came to The SCORE Group. But the fact is that if the magazine reflected my exact personal tastes, some of you wouldn’t be happy. The thing is, the main job of an editor is knowing what your readers like and why they like it, then giving it to them. I do understand how every girl who appears in the magazine will appeal to many readers. Bottom line: SCORE is not about me. It’s about you. All of you.

I love Victoria Brown. She's nasty. She's slutty. She'll do anything on camera. I don't want to have a conversation with her. I want to fuck her.

I love Victoria Brown. She's nasty. She's slutty. She'll do anything on camera. I don't want to have a conversation with her. I want to bone her in the ass.

Which brings me to the poll question that’s currently running on the Blog. It goes, “What would be your dream date with your favorite big-boobed model?” The results so far:

Just get to know her better over dinner: 12%

Something romantic, and if it leads to sex, great: 18%

Something fun, and if it leads to sex, great: 37%

Date? I just want to fuck her!: 21%

I’ll take dinner and a tit-fuck.: 12%

It boggles my mind that for 67% of you, the dream date doesn’t have to involve sex. Maybe it’s because I’ve already had the opportunity to meet and get to know the girls, so now I want to have sex with them. But I don’t think that’s all of it. Even when I was a SCORE and Voluptuous reader and SCORELAND member, I wanted to do two things with the models: 1. Jack to them; 2. Fuck them.

And there’s another thing.

I like sluts. I love sluts. I don’t want my big-titted models to be glamour girls. I have no fantasies of marrying them or of them being my girlfriend. I want them to dress like sluts and act like sluts. They don’t even have to be sluts; they just have to act like them at the appropriate times. But, you may have noticed, we don’t go for the hooker/slut look too often in SCORE and on SCORELAND. Why? Because it’s not what most of you guys want. But I do love our website BigTitHooker.com.

One of my favorite photos on SCORELAND. It's sleazy, it's in-your-face. It's of Aspen, who I've met several times. She's a very nice girl. But I like her best with a cock in her mouth.

One of my favorite photos on SCORELAND. It's sleazy, it's in-your-face. It's of Aspen, who I've met several times. She's a very nice girl. But I like her best with a cock in her mouth.

I’m kinda this way with professional athletes, too. I have no desire to meet any of them or go out to lunch with any of them (except for maybe SaRenna Williams, but I’d just sit there and stare at her rack). I sometimes hear about charity dinners in which people pay to sit at the same table with a famous athlete. Yeah, and do what? I want David Wright (the Mets’ third baseman) to do one thing for me this season: hit home runs. I have no desire to meet him. Of course, this could be because I used to be a sports writer and know that professional athletes tend to be extremely uninteresting.

That’s not true of SCORE Girls. They tend to be very interesting and a lot of fun, too. But the thing is, they have those big tits, and those pussies they love to show off, and the whole idea of it is so nasty and hot…I just want to fuck them, and yeah, dinner would be nice, but…

I think you get the picture.