October 26, 2011 by Maria
Tammy looks like Gwen Stefani, but better because Tammy has big tits.
I love tits. I love women. I love women with big tits.
They make me happy. 🙂
But not all women come equipped with large funbags.
Tammy from SCORE March '01 is a big-tit look-alike.
That makes me sad. 🙁
So, sometimes I like to cruise around SCORELAND and check out all the big-titted doppelgangers. Yep, women who look like women who could use bigger knockers.
(Not to be confused with big-titted women who look like big-titted women, like when people were saying that I look like Kelly Shibari.)
For example, I happen to think that Tammy from SCORE March ’01 looks like Gwen Stefani, if Gwen had bigger tits. (It’s a shame that she doesn’t.)
I am sure that there are plenty of you tit lovers out there who, like me, are drawn to certain models because they represent the better, bigger-boobed version of someone famous.
Share your lookalikes with me!
I would love to hear your thoughts.
xoxo, Maria
October 23, 2011 by Maria
This photo is about cream. This photo is about pie. This blog post is about creampie. Okay?
I apologize if the photo of Veronica is misleading. At no point in this blog are we going to talk about cherry pie. We are not even going to be chatting about baked goods. If you are hungry, go get a sandwich and then come back because I repeat: There will be no pie talk here.
Nope.
We are going to discuss creampies. Creampies, as in when a lady has a slit full of swimmers. Creampie, as in when a woman’s pussy is full of population paste. A clam full of man chowder. A box full of spunk. A snatch oozing skeet. A slit oozing penis tears. A fur burger with extra sauce on the inside…
Okay, I think I made my point.
Creampies came to mind today because I have noticed a lot of them happening in SCORELAND and SCOREVideos lately and I thought to myself, “The idea of firing off a round of sperm into a lady’s gash must be very hot for a dude.” (FYI, Beverly Paige gets a creampie this weekend at SCOREVideos.)
But, as I am on the receiving end of the pie situation, I can’t say that for sure. Do chicks like it when a man cums inside them? Maybe, if that’s their prerogative. I mean…there’s a lot of clean-up involved, but I like to think that women are willing to do what it takes to keep their men happy. (I think that makes more sense than what Dave thinks because according to him, the allure of the creampie is that real women don’t do all the things that XXX stars do. So when you see it, you are into it because most “regular” women refuse to play the part of the cum receptacle during the sexy time.) I beg to differ, but then again, this blog is not about me.
It’s about YOU. Do YOU like to leave your men behind after storming a chick’s beach? Is that something you are into? And watching it ooze out of her love tunnel…does that do it for you? I know some of you would rather let your semen splashdown on a woman’s tits, and hey, that’s cool. But is depositing your load in her lady bank something you like to do?
Chime in!
xoxo,
Maria
