April 1, 2015 by Elliot James
Hitomi rides an airboat in the Everglades.
Hitomi passed through Miami last year on her way home to Tokyo from the Dominican Republic (SCORE On Location). She stayed overnight and checked out late-night Miami with Dave and other SCORE staffers.
It will look like a real dress by the time they're done.
This time, Hitomi came to Miami after the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas and was here much longer.
That’s what the SCORELAND special “Hitomi Loves Miami” is all about.
Every Thursday in April, there’ll be a different chapter as Hitomi explores south Florida and visits the SCORE studio.
This Thursday, Hitomi visits the Everglades and gets body painted by a master artist for the cover of the September 2015 SCORE, the annual all-naturals edition. You are there.
Hello, Hitomi!
April 25, 2014 by Elliot James
The life of a men’s magazine photographer is a rough one. You don’t believe me?
These men spend all day in the company of beautiful, hot girls who are completely naked almost all of the time.
They must photograph them all day with hardly a minute for coffee or lunch.
They often must ask the model, on-camera, the most-intimate of questions for interview purposes, questions of a sexual nature they would be too shy to ask their own spouses.
Their faces are regularly within one foot or less of the girls’ glistening pussies, which are wet from the excitement of being exposed.
Yes, it’s a difficult, unheralded demanding job.
How these men have the strength to drag themselves to work every morning is a testament to their job dedication.
See this new Noelle Easton scene today at SCORELAND and you may find a fresh appreciation for the sacrifices these photographers make to bring you the entertainment you seek.
Men's magazine photographers are unheralded heroes.
October 26, 2011 by Maria
Tammy looks like Gwen Stefani, but better because Tammy has big tits.
I love tits. I love women. I love women with big tits.
They make me happy. 🙂
But not all women come equipped with large funbags.
Tammy from SCORE March '01 is a big-tit look-alike.
That makes me sad. 🙁
So, sometimes I like to cruise around SCORELAND and check out all the big-titted doppelgangers. Yep, women who look like women who could use bigger knockers.
(Not to be confused with big-titted women who look like big-titted women, like when people were saying that I look like Kelly Shibari.)
For example, I happen to think that Tammy from SCORE March ’01 looks like Gwen Stefani, if Gwen had bigger tits. (It’s a shame that she doesn’t.)
I am sure that there are plenty of you tit lovers out there who, like me, are drawn to certain models because they represent the better, bigger-boobed version of someone famous.
Share your lookalikes with me!
I would love to hear your thoughts.
xoxo, Maria
November 10, 2010 by Dave
Kelly Christiansen and Karen Fisher surround SCORE editor Dave, who's actually trying to disguise the fact that he's looking at their boobs.
Ah, there we go:
Kelly and Karen, without deer-in-headlights guy.
You’re probably wondering what 2010 newcomer Kelly and SCORE Girl-since-2001 Karen Fisher were doing in our studio together. Based on what I know, you should be wondering that. I could tell you that a “Built Like a Brick Shithouse” Convention was taking place in Miami, but that would be a lie. Actually, it was taking place in The SCORE Studio. And, yes, the last three days have been a lot of fun, thank you. More details to come, and believe me, it’ll be worth sticking around.
June 23, 2010 by Maria
Dear Boob Lovers Everywhere,
I make it a point to keep you abreast of all the things going on in SCORELAND (Hee-hee, I said, “Abreast!”), so please note that this blog is HOT OFF THE PRESSES.
Today, while making my usual rounds of the studio, I happened to bump into the woman who made me a fruit lover. You asked for her. You begged for her. You demanded her.
And you know what? YOU DESERVE TO SEE HER. So, gents, I give you the one and only Cherry “Ultimate V-Girl” Brady. Yes…she’s here. Please feel free to jump up and down with unbridled excitement and anticipate amazing, boob-filled LOL’tastic blogs to come.
With love,
Maria
My job is to hang out with Cherry. Sigh, my life is hard, right? lol
