Victoria Lane is a great V-Girl, but does she belong in SCORE, too?
Every month, the editors of SCORE (me, Elliot, John Fox, etc.) make the most important decision ever made in adult magazine publishing: Which girls are going to be in that particular issue of the magazine. In fact, we met earlier today and discussed just that. And, once again, for maybe the upteenth time, we considered Victoria Lane for SCORE and decided, “She’s great. She’s a perfect Voluptuous model. But she isn’t a SCORE Girl.”
This is a painful decision for us because we love Victoria. I mean, just look at the girl. She’s super-curvy. She has G-cup naturals and a sexy face. But her measurements are 42-32-42, and that middle number–32–is one that doesn’t show up in SCORE too often. There have been times, such as recently with Renee Ross and Ashley Sage Ellison, when we pushed the envelope. Some of you were okay with that. But most of our readers responded with something along the lines of, “She’s great, but she doesn’t belong in SCORE.” One reader recently suggested that no model with a waist measurement of more than 30 inches should be allowed in SCORE. Okay, but we try not to base our decisions solely on numbers.
But we’re very careful about who goes into SCORE and who goes into V-Mag. We don’t want V-Mag to be the naturals-only version of SCORE. We don’t want SCORE to be a magazine for all girls with big tits.
Now, SCORELAND members don’t have to worry about this distinction because they get the girls from both magazines. But put on your editors cap for a second and tell us what you think: Should Victoria Lane go into SCORE?
As we celebrate our fine country’s Independence Day, let us also celebrate the things that we hold dear…like huge, mondo titties and the very fine, very excellent women who make it their mission to show us those mondo titties. May our hearts burn red with passionate lust for these gals. May our love of them be pure and white. And may they never, ever, ever leave your balls blue. Happy Fourth of July, gentlemen! I hope that you’re spending it with some very hot chicks and that there are nothing but fireworks in your future…both in the night sky and in your bedrooms!
“I lotion my boobs very day. The more the better. Any time I shower, any time I do anything that makes the moisturizer or lotion come off, I put it back on. I take two or three showers a day. And I really rub it in. I want to get everything, get the lotion or moisturizer onto every inch of my tits because they are kinda big. You have to get underneath. Up and down and around. I like having a man do it for me, too. Massage my tits. That’s what they’re there for, right?”–Eva Notty
Breast massages are very therapeutic. A complete breast massage should last about 30 minutes, if possible. Slow and easy is more beneficial than hard and fast. Avoid scented or mineral oils and nut-based oils like almond oil in case of nut allergies.
The SCORE Newcomer of the Year contest wasn't even a contest when Rocki Roads became the first winner in 1996.
One of the unintended consequences of my blog this past week (“Shocking news from the SCORELAND Blog poll…or am I the only one who’s shocked?”) was a heated side conversation about comparing one girl to another. It started when Frankie said that so and so and so and so were much hotter than so and so, to which Jenna Valentine replied, “You guys shouldn’t say other girls are hotter than others. It’s not like they can’t read this and don’t have feelings.” And then Arianna Sinn chimed in with, “They can’t understand that this is not a competition between us.” And it really isn’t.
But then there’s the dicey issue of poll questions like the one we asked last week about your picks so far for 2010 Newcomer of the Year, and The Top 100 of the Decade contest that was held at SCORELAND and the annual Newcomer and Model of the Year contests in SCORE and Voluptuous. Which, at heart, are competitions between models.
The SCORE Newcomer of the Year contest started in 1997 and came about entirely by accident. The editor at the time ran a pictorial showing the top newcomers of 1996, and before he knew it, he was getting hundreds of letters with votes he had never asked for. The winner of that non-contest was Rocki Roads (who, incredibly, beat out Linsey Dawn McKenzie). Since then, the official Newcomer of the Year contest has been a mainstay of SCORE (we added Model of the Year in 2001).
Some models, like Crystal Gunns, really love the awards contests.
Judging by the thousands and thousands of votes we get (and the fact that the awards issue is always one of our best-sellers of the year), most of you like the awards contests. Most models do, too. Crystal Gunns actively campaigned for 2007 Model of the Year and was thrilled when she did win.
But there’s a flip side to this, too. Some people ask, “How come everything has to be a competition? Why do we have to compare one girl to another?”
“I hate the contests,” Cherry Brady told me the other day. Cherry had the misfortune of coming along in 2003, the greatest year ever for Voluptuous newcomers. In most other years, she might have won…and maybe she wouldn’t hate the contests so much! 🙂
There are a lot of different aspects to this thorny debate. I love the awards. Elliot James doesn’t like them. I think they’re a way to celebrate our best girls. But, of course, there can be only one winner, so how do the runners-up feel? And how about the girls who aren’t even nominated? How do they feel?
Actually, I want to know how you feel. The SCORE and Voluptuous awards: Should we keep them or do away with them?
18 paar riesendingers basically means "18 huge dingers."
It’s taken me a long time to tear myself away from constantly re-playing those More To Fuck BLOG videos all week, but I finally did it through a tremendous surge of willpower. It’s not easy breaking away from Tatiana and her MTF teammates. So now I can show you what most SCORE and V-Mag readers have never seen and probably never knew about.
Meaning "Angel Gee, Small Town Girl With Huge Tits!"
For about the past 15 years, our mags have been translated into German and sold in Germany (and I think in Austria and Switzerland, too, but I could be mistaken). SCORE is sold as Hot SCORE and Voluptuous is called Super Naturals. While the German issues’ monthly numbering system is different from the English-language editions’ traditional month and year order, they feature the same content inside, including our interviews and departments. They’re just laid out differently. The covers also have a different look and style.
They can show bare nipples on the covers.
The German editions aren’t sold in the U.S., just in Europe. It’s nice to know that there’s a Boob Brotherhood in Germany that loves big tits just as much as their cousins across the Big Pond. The current issue of Hot SCORE features Germany’s own Annina on the cover. If you ever take the high-speed ICE train from Frankfurt to Hamburg, buy a copy of Hot SCORE at the newsstand to keep you from getting bored during the three-hour ride. Hey, we’ll bet that if there’s a local girl sitting by you, she’ll be happy to translate it for you.
Some stylin' for the hostess before the camera rolls.
Minka fans, this DVD is an absolute must-own, and I say that as someone who’s been with SCORE since 1993. Maximum Minka is the story of the world’s biggest-chested Asian star, beginning in 1994 and concluding with her most current vid. From her first mag cover (October ’94) through three Boob Cruises and many SCORE events and projects. Model, porn star, dancer, and a racquet-whipping tennis champion as well, Minka’s career longevity is proof of her popularity and her dedication to the world of fantasy super-boobs.
Order your copy today. You’ll want to start watching it right away. It’s over three hours with lots of new, terrific footage, including home movies and Minka on the streets of South Beach, and it’s personally hosted by Minka. This is not just a bunch of scenes on a DVD. Minka spent the day at SCORE talking about her life and career, and it’s all in here.
In this excerpt from an in-depth interview with Minka on SCORELAND, the world’s #1 Asian tit-queen happily discusses her favorite oral technique for pleasing the man-staff. Since Minka’s been blowing ’em down at SCORE since 1994, she’s certainly qualified to dispense her expertise in this important department. I think Minka should be teaching sexology at a university. Even the Kinsey Institute could benefit from her knowledge and experience. I can see it now. A large classroom of two hundred rapt students listening intently to Minka lecture about tit screwing, cock blowing and fucking. I guarantee you that few classrooms and lecture circuits have hosted an instructor as exotic and skillful as Minka. There wouldn’t be a dry seat in the house. Oprah, Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz, The Doctors…they trot out these so-called sex experts who learned everything they know about sexology from textbooks and sex advice columns in free newspapers. They should be booking Minka instead. Can’t you see Minka and Oprah together on TV? I can. She’s got some huge credentials and she’s so horny. I mean Minka; I don’t know about Oprah. Roll the videotape!
Dildo diva Karina Hart demonsrates the perfect dildo pose: Wet pussy, cunt walls wrapped around the dildo.
K.S., a SCORE, Voluptuous and XL Girls reader from the U.K., recently wrote, “I’m a long-time reader (13+ years now.) and have recently come to the conclusion that I’ve had it with dildo-insertion shots. I never used to mind them back in the early 2000’s when it was a novelty, a few such shots casually straying into solo pictorials as a tester for the full-on hardcore that would soon follow, but now the use of several dildo shots to close out a pictorial is starting to have a wearying air of inevitability about it.
“I understand (I think.) what you’re trying to do with said pics. Presumably, the whole idea is to say ‘Wow, look how hot and uninhibited this chick is! Stuffing herself silly for your onanistic pleasure!’ And, of course, there’s nothing wrong with that sentiment, except it overlooks one critical factor: that that plastic fuckstick all but obliterates the view of sweet, succulent pussy.
Angela White is also a dildo expert. She knows the onanistic benefits of spreading her pussy lips while insertion the dildo.
“Now, I appreciate you have to try to appease all readers, though I’d be willing to bet you’ve never received one single letter or email asking for more dildo shots (I imagine there are probably guys who mind them less than me but I honestly can’t see anybody seriously thinking we need more.). All I’m saying is could we possibly ease off a bit on the dildo front? I enjoy spreading shots (Incidentally, aren’t these just as uninhibited as inserting a dildo?), but at the moment, they seem to be losing out big-time to the plastic plague. Whenever I start looking at a new solo pictorial in one of your mags, I always do so in the hope that it will climax in a spectacular view up the model’s birth canal but, lately, more often than not I find myself gazing at the speed-control on a luminous blue vibe. Doh!!
Danielle Derek and the controversial hands-free dildo pose. Her ability to do this proves that she has a tight cunt.
“By the way, I neither have an aversion to, nor do I feel threatened by, dildos and I’d wholeheartedly agree that to see a woman masturbating with one either in the flesh or on video is astoundingly erotic and boner-inducing. I just don’t think they work as well for still pictures.”
In a way, I can see what K.S. is saying. I remember when newsstands adult mags started showing dildo and insertion pics for the first time. They were shocking! “A girl is doing this…on the newsstand?” Very hot. And, as a rule, almost everything is better in video than it is in still pictures. But I think an across-the-board ban on dildo pics wouldn’t sit well with a lot of you.
Where do you stand on the subject of dildos in photos and videos?
Taylor, Jenna, Natalie, Karla and Arianna baring all in On Location Grand Bahama made my weekend. One of the cameramen was there when all five fully dressed babydolls were saying their goodbyes, and he snapped a few candids. As a lifelong student of the sweater-bulge and the tight-top phenomenon, I was extremely impressed by this one shot. Can you imagine the five of them walking down a crowded city street? It would make headline news around the world.
It’s always a bittersweet feeling when a group of models and the SCORE staff have to split up at the inevitable end of a trip. But there’ll be other times ahead. Good times.
Some old dudes make fried chicken in a bucket. Others pitch popcorn on TV. The stuff that SCORE Girls stuff themselves with is made by this kindly old doctor in California who feels gratified knowing his products are in the night stands of women around the world. Doc Johnson has been the official toy and novelty company for SCORE since 2005. When you see a babe on SCORELAND fucking herself with a synthetic schlong, you know where it came from. The Doctor. I spoke with Chad Braverman of Doc Johnson. Chad’s the Director of Product Development and Licensing, and his dad founded the company in 1976. It may sound like a cliche but he did start it all in a garage. His first item was the eight-inch Natural Dong. Today, Doc Johnson is an orifice-filling empire with over 1500 items, and it has a lot of horny women and men to thank for it.
SCORE: How many vibrators would you estimate that Doc Johnson has sold over the past 30 years? Doc Johnson: That’s hard to estimate, but it’s a figure well into the millions. SCORE: Do you have people test out your products before mass production begins? Doc Johnson: We test each product thoroughly before it is mass produced. We won’t release a product unless we’re 100 percent confident consumers will enjoy using it. SCORE: How do you deal with so much competition? Doc Johnson: The adult novelty industry has grown immensely since Doc Johnson launched 30 years ago, and products of every shape and size flood the market each year. The internet has revolutionized our industry. Not only has it increased sales, but it’s forced the brick and mortar shops to upgrade and improve their appearance and inventory. Because we know our space, and place a strong emphasis on research and development, we’ve stayed the recognized leader. SCORE: Is there a company archivist that’s logged the history of the company from year to year? Doc Johnson: Definitely. We’ve been keeping records of products and Doc Johnson memorabilia since day one. It’s amazing to look back to some of our first catalogs ever launched and catch a glimpse of history. They’re very retro to say the least, yet at the time, they were considered cutting edge.
Doc Johnson makes toys molded from the body parts of real-life porn stars. Maybe one day, they’ll do something with a SCORE Girl. Imagine a lifelike recreation of Minka’s tits, Sara Jay’s ass or Morgan Leigh’s pussy!
