Every day that Barbie Nicole gets to show off her super-stacked body and major tits is a good day. Living in Barbie Nicole world means living in skintight dresses, lingerie and bikinis. Barbie is living her bust life.
“I love being a bimbo doll,” Barbie said. “I love the bimbofication look. I am a plastic Barbie with a tiny waist.”
I love side boob photos.
Ridge Crix is sitting in his car when he sees a blonde bombshell. She looks like she’s waiting for someone. Knowing you’ve got to make a move or you’ll never make new friends, he asks the bombshell known as Blondie Bombshell if he can help her. A true SCORE Man.
Blondie was supposed to meet a friend for a girls night out, but she’s been stood up. Ridge offers to drive her where she wants to go. She suggests his place. And away they go to take a trip around the bed.
We first photographed Blondie in late 2021, and only now has it sunk into my boob-besotted brain how tall Blondie is. She’s 5’10” in her bare feet, and in this scene, she’s wearing six-inch spike heels, so when she enters Crix’s apartment, she towers over him.
It’s difficult to estimate how tall a girl is when she’s laid out on the bed.
Helena gets it all.
Some of you have asked me how I manage to maintain my composure when the girls I’m interviewing start talking dirty or showing off their tits and pussies just a few feet away from where I’m sitting. I must admit, there have been times when I didn’t know how, like when Penny Porsche made herself squirt and Daphne Rosen talked about how tight and accommodating her tits and pussy are and when Mia Khalifa sucked her first on-camera cock while I tried to ask questions and when Naughty Alysha locked her feet behind her head and slammed a toy balls-deep into her pussy and when Linsey Dawn McKenzie took a bath while I watched. Another time happened more recently, when Helena Hope demonstrated her deep-throating skills on a huge toy. I have to admit, I nearly had to excuse myself to go to the men’s room.
Today at SCORELAND, Helena shows off her dildo-swallowing skills in photos and video. It’s definitely worth watching.
Me: Your deep-throat skills. How does one discover they’re good at deep-throating?
Helena: I was never bad at giving head, but as I got into this [webcamming], I really started to practice, so I’d say, “I’m going to try to keep this down my throat for 30 seconds and try not to gag.” I started with six or seven inches without much girth, and I’d start with 30 seconds and record myself and focus on something to try not to trigger my gag reflex, and then it turned into three minutes, then it turned into 30 minutes, and I’ve done two or three sessions where I was sitting there for two hours with a dildo down my throat, so I’d have tears and mascara coming down my face.
Me: You know, I’ve never envied guys with 12-inch cocks because they can never get a good blow job. Very few girls can get much of their cocks down their throats.
Helena: They’ll have to come to Helena! [Giggles then swallows a 10-inch dildo]
Me: Did you ever have a gag reflex?
Helena: Yes. It’s literally just from constantly doing it that I don’t anymore. I push myself a little further each time. And I really like giving blow jobs ‘cause I like the reaction I get.
Me: When you’re with a guy for the first time and you go that deep on him, he must cum in like three seconds, no?
Helena: Yeah. I think they’re more shocked than anything because a lot of women say, “I’m really good at deep-throating,” but they’re not as good as I am. They can’t get it all the way down.
Now please excuse me. I have to go to the men’s room.
Lauren Hill
Today is a wonderful day. Today, giant-titted natural newcomer Lauren Hill sucks and fucks a real cock at XLGirls.com. Lauren’s tits are beyond huge. You’d need hands the size of Andre the Giant’s to even have a chance of grabbing all of her boob meat. Actually, you’d probably need a shovel. Although that doesn’t sound very hot, does it?
What is hot is Lauren deep-throating and wrapping her boobs around the dude’s dick and then riding it hard. There’s a look of passion in Lauren’s eyes that says, “I’m really enjoying this.” Good. I enjoy watching her.
Also today, the great Sandra Star returns to SCORELAND with a brand-new hardcore scene. We’ve known Ms. Star since 2010, when she won Miss Hot SCORE. We’ve seen her tits grow. We’ve watched her body mature. We’ve seen her take cocks in all of her holes. Today, she’s taking it in her mouth and pussy. Soon, she’ll once again take it in her ass, too. When Sandra started out, she had the girl-next-door look. She elevated that to the slut-next-door look. I’m perfectly fine with both, and in all honesty, I’m happy with anything Sandra does.
To jack to Lauren or jack to Sandra today…that is the question.
Sandra Star
It depends on how you look at it, like the “is the glass half-full or half-empty” question?
Charlotte Queen debuted at SCORELAND last month, and today she’s decked out in a red bikini at an indoor pool. She bought it just for this scene. In this photo, she does that “Gentlemen, start your engines pose.”
Girls in swimsuits will always be my all-time favorite look. Part of the appeal for me is you’ll always have the best luck spotting a girl with big boobs at a pool or a beach.
It turns out that Charlotte and Violetta know each other. That reminds me of the old saying about hot bikini girls: “Girls just wanna have sun.”
It’s a bikini world for Charlotte Queen.
I don’t think Kira has three hands.
Maybe I’m getting old, but it took a while for me to realize there are three hands in this photo. And that means some lucky guy got his hand–both hands, as it turns out–on Kira Liv‘s spectacular, huge naturals. That didn’t take long, did it? Kira’s getting the hands-on treatment in only her fourth scene at SCORELAND, which goes live today.
Now, I know what’s going on here with you guys: You think I’m speaking in code. A guy got his hands on Kira’s tits, so it stands to reason that he got his cock between them and in her mouth and pussy, too, right? Well, so far, wrong. I just checked our inventory and there are NO XXX scenes of Kira. So enjoy this one and imagine it’s your hands on Kira’s huge, creamy breasts. And Kira, if you’d like to fuck on-camera, we can easily set it up for you.
By the way, how is it possible that I never noticed Demmy Blaze’s clit ring? How is it that I never realized that the existence of said clit ring means Demmy’s a lot kinkier than she lets on. A girl doesn’t pierce her clit just for the hell of it. She does it to let her man know, “I want you to go there.” Which means even though Demmy has never done hardcore (and I’m guessing she never will, although I’ve been wrong before), her private sex life is probably very hot. Just imagine.
“Do you love my big tits?” asks Isa Gomez. “I love them a lot, too.” She’s back at SCORELAND today.
I am submitting in writing today that I absolutely love every inch of Isa, not just her big boobs.
What I especially like about this set is the photographer capturing some classic big-boob poses, like this shot of Isa on her hands and knees, dangling her tits. When a photographer shoots a girl with a body and boobs like Isa’s, there are lots of positions he can put her in. Another photographer not experienced with big-bust shoots wouldn’t have had Isa put her left arm behind her to give us the perfect dangle angle.
The angle of the dangle is important.
If a girl’s gonna get ass-fucked, she might as well get ass-fucked by the best.
Sometimes I wonder what a girl is really up to when she decides to fuck at SCORELAND. I thought about that today while I was looking at the new photos and videos of Jennifer Mendez. Watching her getting ass-fucked by Tom Holland, I wondered, “Is this girl doing this because she feels the best way to have enjoyable anal is to do it with a porn stud?” I mean, let’s face it: A lot of guys want to fuck girls in the ass but not all of them know how to do it. Or they’ll get in and within a few strokes, they’re shooting their loads. But a girl like Jennifer knows, “Not only will Tom know how to do it but he’ll also fuck my ass good and hard in a whole bunch of positions without blowing his load.”
Along the same thinking, I’m pretty sure one of Shelby Gibson’s main reasons for going all the way was she wanted to suck and fuck JMac. By this way of thinking, if she had called up JMac and said, “Meet me here, we’ll fuck,” that would be cheating. But by doing it on-camera with her husband watching, she can…have her cock and eat it?
Same thing with Sheridan Love, who I’m pretty sure fell in love with JMac’s dick.
I’m also pretty sure that a whole bunch of girls who have passed through our studio came to us for the easy access to porn stud cock. I mean, some girls do it for the thrill. Others do it for the money. And others do it because…well, if you had a chance to shoot hoops with LeBron James, you’d grab it, right? Same thing. Kinda.
“There are a lot of models in SCORELAND, and they are all beautiful in their own way,” Tanya Virago told me. “Without a doubt, there are models that I have noticed, such as Barbie Nicole, Katy Ann and others. Maybe I can work with them in the future. Fingers crossed!” New shoot now up.
Dave says “Virago is Viagra.”
From Boob Cruiser to busty MILF
Brittany Andrews…now there’s a name I hadn’t thought about for a long time. Well, I had thought about her, if you know what I mean, but I never thought I’d see her again. But, as I told you last week, Brittany is back, and she looks spectacular. Still beautiful. Still very busty. Still curvy with a great ass. And that pussy…man, it has to be one of the greatest gapers ever.
Brittany’s story goes a little like this: Became a model in 1995. Sailed on three Boob Cruises and was a passenger favorite. Decided to branch out into mainstream porn because she didn’t want to be typecast as a big-boobed girl. Had dinner with me in Fort Lauderdale, Florida (I don’t think that’s in her bio). Retired from modeling in 2008. Went to film school in New York. Directed and produced some independent films, including one that won an award at Cannes. Realized MILFs were hot and she was a hot MILF and got back into modeling. She hadn’t been in our studio in over 25 years until she shot the solo scene that went live at 40SomethingMag.com on Wednesday and the fuck scene that went live yesterday. Elliot once told me to shut up because I couldn’t stop raving about Mandi Michelle Melons’ gaping pussy, so I’m not going to go on and on about Brittany’s gaper but…oh, man!
Twenty-five years between appearances in The SCORE Group studio…that’s a long time. Maybe a record. But it’s great to have Brittany back. You could wait for Elliot to post Brittany’s scenes at SCORELAND, but if it were me, I wouldn’t wait. The woman is still a sexual acrobat. Welcome back, Miss Andrews.