Karla James brings to life one of the #1 male fantasies: the good ol’ busty car wash.
On Saturdays, my neighbor washes his car in his driveway. He looks like Homer Simpson.
In an alternative universe, I live next to Karla James. Every Saturday, she puts on a tight, white T-shirt and denim shorts and washes her car for a loooong, loooong time. My weekend is complete.
But the reality is, there is no alternative universe. That’s what SCORELAND is for.
Your local car wash does not hire employees like this
And without SCORELAND, I’d have never known about Karla James. In Part 3 of On Location Grand Bahama, Karla grabs a bucket and a cloth and goes to town. Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke never had it this good.
Nothing beats a shower or a car wash. The simple pleasures in life are the best. Good, clean, wholesome fun. Thanks to Karla James. And the automotive industry.
And now it is here and happening inside of SCORELAND.
But I am getting ahead of myself. (Whew…the excitement is almost too much.)
I HAVE THE MOST AMAZING NEWS!
We weren’t going to do this. You should know that up front. We were NOT going to do any kind of special or big to-do with the footage from our recent Bahamas excursion. We went there just to shoot some photos and videos of models…NOT to do another On Location extravaganza or another Big-Boob Paradise.
And we were going to post the sets and the videos at our leisure and everything was going to be business as usual at SCORELAND.
But you guys weren’t going to have any of that malarkey!
You saw the pics I posted (stole) from the Bahamas and you went BANANAS! You DEMANDED that we give you a special. You said, “Hey, I want to see those big-boobed babes on the beach and I want to see them NOW!” And you know what, SCORELANDERS?
We listened.
So we are gonna cut loose with all this good stuff right now.
RIGHT NOW. ON SCORELAND.
For the next five days, you guys are gonna get videos and photos of Jenna Valentine (going HOTTER than she ever HAS!), Karla James (looking like a big-titted tropical dream!), Arianna Sin (who is TOO HOT for words!), Natalie Fiore (whose tits are even BIGGER than before) and Taylor Steele (doing her first tug job EVER)!
We know…it’s April 15th. The last day for those of you in the U.S. to file your taxes. We know…you have had a hard time this year with our crapanomic recession. So, at SCORELAND we figured we might not be able to give you tax relief, but we sure as hell are going to give you JACK RELIEF! So join us on this adventure to the tropics! Just you and these five busty beauties. Hell, take a few days off of work if you have to. You deserve a vacation with these vixens.
This is a bad time. Foreclosures. Evictions. Adjustable-rate mortages are re-setting. House prices are crashing. 10% unemployment. Credit crunches. What’s a big-busted, Rubenesque-assed girl to do when she can’t come up with the rent money for a scuzzy sleazeball of a landlord? September ’09 Voluptuous cover girl Bailey Santanna, the world’s greatest girlfriend (she said so herself), uses her assets to avoid eviction from her apartment. See the video and pictorial at SCORELAND today!
Check out this video for a very important announcement from our very own Renee Ross. Renee’s SCORELAND and XLGirls.com special “Wham! Bam! Thank You, M’am” kicks off Tuesday, October 13. Part two is Thursday, October 15 and part three is Saturday, October, 17. Don’t miss it!
