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NEW TITS ARE COMING! Behold! Rockell is here!

August 31, 2012 by Maria

I always get excited when there are new tits to show you. It’s like Christmas but better. It’s titsmas!

This lovely lady and her lovely lady lumps go by the name Rockell, and she will be coming your way very soon.

She has 36G boobies and is 22 years old.

I got to hang out with her on set for a few minutes, and she was loads of fun. First of all, she is from Alabama, so the Southern accent and the Southern charm are thicker than her juicy tits. Not really…her tits are pretty juicy.

Secondly, she is pretty tall at 5’9″, so she has that hourglass, Amazon thing going on.

And lastly, she has a lot of personality. Rockell is perkier than…well, her tits and believe you me, she has some pretty perky, juicy tits.

Also, she looks pretty hot in the SCORELAND babe uniform, right? Mmhm.

But before you go berserk over her, and by that I mean, before you go jerk to her, let me say this:

This video is only about 30 seconds long. lol

You will get a longer, more in-depth video very soon, I promise.

This is a little teaser from me to you. I wasn’t supposed to post it…

but I really needed you guys to see what the future holds for you.

The future looks pretty blonde and stacked, huh?

You’re welcome!

oxoxo,

Maria

 

T-shirt stuffing

March 24, 2012 by Elliot James

According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the largest group of people wearing tank tops was 3,500 on October 2, 2010 for the annual “Deni Play On The Plains Festival” in Deniliquin, NSW, Australia.

We’ve never come close to that record for SCORE Girls wearing tanks, but if quality beats quantity, I present as evidence this photo of Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Taylor Steele and Arianna Sinn from On Location Grand Bahama. There’s a world tank top record for something here. I feel it in my bone.

Tanks for the mammaries, girls.

 

The current world’s record for wearing the most T-shirts at once currently belongs to a gentleman from Colombo, Sri Lanka who wore 257 T-shirts on December 22, 2011. He looked like the Incredible Hulk. But even that doesn’t come close to the number of forward inches achieved by the upper-body projection of a SCORE Girl wearing just one tank top. I submit these photographs as further evidence of my claim.

Would you go into a tank with Kristy Klenot?

Shelly The Burbank Bomber’s tank rockets

Tank you very much, Eva Notty

Destiny Rose and her tank stretchers

Sheridan Love: tank commander

Candid Boob Camera

October 1, 2011 by Elliot James

In stores next week: the Holiday ’11 SCORE starring Dolly Delight, Leanne Crow, Sheridan Love, Catt Green, Sandra Star, Chica, Alia Janine, Valory Irene, Eden Mor, Sophie Mae and a chance to win Maserati’s autographed bra in “Boob Beat.”

Check out the just-released Fall DVD catalog in PDF.

SCORELAND’s Newest recruit! Cummin’ soon!

March 27, 2011 by Maria
Leanne is pointing at her tits because she knows you're lookin' at 'em.

Leanne is pointing at her tits because she knows you're lookin' at 'em.

I love it when we get a batch of new models in our studio and on location. You know…lovely ladies like Terri Jane and Dors Feline and Valory Irene. It’s like Christmas! New boobs! New faces! (Notice that I mentioned boobs before faces because that is the order that I see them in. 🙂 ) So, you know I was excited when I heard that this lovely lady was donning the SCORELAND Uniform…the coveted SCORELAND Tank Top! Oh, yes, the brunette stunner Leanne Crow is coming soon. And her incredibly curvy and hot bod will have you cumming soon, too! What do you think, gentlemen? She fills that SCORELAND tee out nicely, huh? I say YES and YUM!

xoxo Maria