Tag Archive: SCORELAND XXX

Your eyes are down there, and so are Brandy Dean’s

May 17, 2012 by Dave

This is just about the most eye contact Brandy Dean ever gets.

Sometimes, you can learn more about a person from watching what they do than by listening to what they say. Now, obviously, when the girl I’m talking to is Brandy Dean, I’m doing a lot more watching than listening. Sorry, Brandy, but that’s just the way it is (and I’m sure you’ve experienced this before): You’re talking to a guy, and although you want him to be focused on what you’re saying, he’s focused on your chest. Right, Brandy?

But that’s not exactly what I’m getting at here because I actually was listening to what Brandy Dean was saying when I interviewed her for the two videos (interview and hardcore, by the way) that go up today at SCORELAND. But I kept noticing something about her…

ME: You like your tits, don’t you?

BRANDY: Yeah. They’re great. I like big tits. Why would you say that?

ME: Because there are women with big tits who don’t know what to do with them, but you do, and you keep on looking at them.

BRANDY: They’re beautiful. And I have big areolae, too. Everybody likes that.

All during the interview, Brandy kept looking down at her cleavage (what a view that must be!) and jiggling her tits and leaning forward just so and using her arms to push her tits together in a way that said, “I know I have big tits, I love my big tits and I know exactly how to display my big tits.”

This is a special gift, and like I said, not all busty women have it (Micky Bells does and so does Hitomi).

The thing that makes what Brandy does during the interview even more special is that she’s wearing a C-cup bra. That’s right, a C-cup bra on DDD-cup tits!

It really is great to have Brandy back. She’s as pretty and sexy as ever, and, yep, the carpet still matches the drapes, and she’s a great hardcore performer, too, but she’s so sweet and polite. You know, I have to admit, I felt a little guilty asking her questions about sex. It somehow didn’t seem right. But then she told me to go ahead and ask them, so I did, although I really didn’t have to. Her body was telling me all I needed to know.

Enjoy Brandy Dean, SCORE Girl since 2001 and still going strong.

 

 

 

Horniest TV talk show ever: SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored

December 12, 2011 by Elliot James

Here’s the TV show that Jimmy Kimmel would like to have on ABC but can’t.

I’ve blogged about SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored before. It’s one of my favorite SCORE DVDs of the last five years, a XXX spin-off of the fast and sexy SCOREtv series. It’s horny and it’s funny. There’s a saying around the SCORE office for lots of years that “there’s nothing funny about a hard-on” but I like the merger of hot, busty sex and comedy. I was never a fan of dark, moody, hardcore dramas.

I loved the entire format of five SCORE Girls sitting down to chat before, after and sometimes during sex. Kelly Christiansen was beautiful and picture perfect, just a little mussed up from riding the north pole in the “green room” right before going on stage. I don’t think this happens on the Jay Leno NBC set. Maybe at the Letterman show, from what I’ve read about him.

My favorite scene is when Dave and Angelina Castro, on the SCOREtv set, watch Angelina being boned in the culo and talk about it. How often is that done? We did that once before with Karen Fisher in 2006 and not enough in my opinion. There’s something extra-hot and horny about a model’s reactions and her spontaneous comments when she watches her own XXX video. Why is that? Because you rarely see it.

Exotic stripper Stephanie Stalls did her first anal and showed how flexible she is. (A SCORE regular the past two years, Stephanie’s dancing right now at Frank Day’s in South Dakota through December.) Kali West and Nadia Night made me proud to be a tit-man.

If you don’t have SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored on your big-boob movie shelf, you should.

By the way, it’s that time again. The most wonderful time of the year. The brand-new SCOREtv Holiday Edition 2011 is on the way to SCORELAND this week. Keep abreast by checking into the Blog for news and scenes from this all-new boobapalooza. The countdown begins now.

What you think happens backstage, does!

What you think happens backstage, does!

Kristi Maxx makes it big @ SCORELAND and other titillating news

December 9, 2011 by Elliot James
Kristi: Like flowers attract bees.

Kristi: Like flowers attract bees.

SCORE has scored the home run of the year!” Maverick enthusiastically commented yesterday about Kristi Maxx‘s debut at SCORELAND.

But wait.

There’s more Kristi, and she’s only started to approach her maxx potential.

Tall (5’10”), young (21) and sweater-stretching, Kristi’s the one who hits a home run today and shakes things up with a horny hook-up. Kristi’s natural boobs are served well in wide-screen. Things are going to get very sticky.

Maverick also perceptively notes “If Kristi does not get featured in BootyLicious, that would be a shame!” And that’s true. Kristi does look sexy cumming or going. From any angle, the view is sensational.

Kristi will also be back next Friday (Dec. 16) at SCOREVideos.com. Write that down on your palms.

Rounding out the December ’11 Voluptuous magazine, breast royalty Gya Roberts, Porsche Dali and Maserati, literally the slickest chick we know, take over SCORELAND with their weapons of massive distraction. A few weeks ago, I blogged about solid seamless backgrounds. Now Maserati goes for it in a sexy bikini show and, man, is her oil-dripping bod heaven-sent. She’s slippery but she’s fun.

Boob-yah!

And happy birthday today, Kerry Marie!

Porsche in Dec. '11 V-mag.

Porsche in Dec. '11 V-mag.

Cleavage hits Gya's chin the way it should.

Cleavage hits Gya's chin the way it should.

An oil spill we welcome.

An oil spill we welcome.