Tag Archive: SCORELAND
August 28, 2014 by Elliot James
Karina Hart douses her headlights.
Now the truth can be told.
Breast-men were responsible for the ice bucket challenge sweeping the globe.
Think about it.
Who else would challenge girls to put on T-shirts or tank-tops (and sometimes swimsuits) and dump icy-cold water on their heads while someone video-records it and posts it on social media?
Isis Haze: wet T-shirt contest winner.
Ice water meeting breasts equals pointy nipples and more.
I’m telling you that tit-men are collecting these videos and jacking.
I’m not trying to throw cold water on the challenge, but I feel I must reveal the truth.
Note from Dave: I have an update coming up tomorrow on the big-boobed girl from the hamburger joint. Things are looking good. She dropped by SCORE Central on Wednesday for test shots and to take a tour of the building. She’s very excited. I’m very optimistic. More tomorrow.
The end result of an ice bucket challenge. Now do you believe?
August 27, 2014 by Elliot James
Melissa's a milky mom squeezing her boobs and spraying her breast milk.
Melissa Mandlikova was six months pregnant when she last appeared at SCORELAND.
Well, the stork has delivered her bundle of joy. (We like to use scientific, sex education terms, you know.)
Melissa began lactating so the call went out to her. Would she like to show and milk?
Melissa shakes and swings them, takes off her dairy queen outfit and milks her now-giant tits.
Their size is amazing compared to the ta-tas Melissa shook in the beginning of her modeling career in 2006.
See the photos and videos at SCORELAND now.
From one of our early pictorials of Melissa.
August 26, 2014 by Dave
Michaela isn't a SCORE Girl. She's a 50PlusMILF with the body of a SCORE Girl.
This is Michaela, better known as Michaela O’Brilliant. She’s quite a woman. Now, I’m going to start by telling you she’s 58 years old. For many of you, that’s a real attention getter.
She’s from Germany.
She has pierced nipples.
The tits that those nipples are sitting on are big, firm H-cups.
She loves to fuck. We asked her how often she has sex, and she said, “Three times a day.” Most women her age would answer “Three times a day” only to the question, “How often do you shop?”
She’s been told that she gives fantastic blow jobs.
We asked her if she’s ever been in a threesome. She said, “Three-way, four-way, five-way…you name it.”
Her pussy is pierced with six rings. And they’re not tiny little rings.
Where can you see Michaela? Well, she’s fucking at 50PlusMILFs.com. And soon she’s going to take a cock up her ass.
Just thought you might like to know.
August 23, 2014 by Dave
That's Mrs. Kelley to you.
Well, she looks like Barbie Kelley, who can be seen right now at SCORELAND busting out of a tight sweater and fucking some guy who isn’t her husband.
Bless his soul, Mr. Kelley was standing just a few feet away while his beloved, busty wife did the deed with that lucky stud.
The SCORE Girl’s husband…second in my heart only to the SCORE Man’s wife.
There was a time when if a SCORE Girl was married, we didn’t mention the existence of her not-so-insignificant other. That was to preserve the fantasy. But these days, a big part of the fantasy is knowing that you’re watching some guy’s wife. And for a SCORE Man, is there any bigger fantasy than being married to a SCORE Girl?
Just the other day, I interviewed Shelby. You’ve never heard of her. She’s brand new. She’s never modeled anywhere. Never danced. Doesn’t have a webcam. But she’s slim ‘n’ stacked in the great SCORE tradition. Huge tits. Double-Hs. Tiny waist. She’s only 5’1″, 118 pounds, and she’s a real little fuck doll. She looks a little like Cindy Cupps.
I interviewed her while her hubby was sitting two feet behind me. Mr. Gibson has been a SCORE reader for 20 years. You’ve never seen a guy so proud of his wife.
Anyway, you know the drill. If you have a wife or girlfriend who’s SCORE-worthy, send her our way. Have her check out BeASCOREModel.com. You won’t regret it. Mr. Shelby doesn’t. He’s the happiest man on Earth.
Photos coming soon.
August 21, 2014 by Elliot James
The best part of waking up?
It’s not coffee in your cup.
It’s finding Sheridan Love and her 34G-cups padding around the kitchen. Sheridan’s wearing a pink bikini under a robe.
What’s for breastfast? See the video and photos today at SCORELAND. You’ll see the menu.
I hope the cooking and food TV networks don’t start to copy SCORE after seeing this. Ya never know with these reality TV execs.
We asked Sheridan if she watches her SCORE videos at home.
“I don’t watch my video scenes because I know I’d be a harsh critic of myself,” she replied. “But I do look at the pictures.”
How can we change Sheridan’s mind about that?
A boob buffet with Sheridan
August 17, 2014 by Elliot James
A true sweater buster.
During the days that Daylene Rio was visiting her friends at SCORE, she went sweater shopping at the nearby mall. Those sweaters played a key part in this horny scene with her booty call. They’re the kinds of sweaters a boob-man craves to see wrapped tightly around the chest of a busty girl.
I can only imagine the looks on the faces of the clerks and the people in the mall as she strolled around shopping. I go there occasionally for lunch, and during the past two years, I have yet to see anyone close to being as stacked as Daylene. (And this is Miami, home of boobs and booty.) That same effect happened when Daylene went to Haulover Beach in North Miami, a clothing-optional public beach.
Built for tight sweaters.
Rocky is eager to get started with Daylene and get hands-on and tool-in.
Not so fast for Daylene! Usually Daylene is not a tease and denial girl. But this time, she tells him that she wants to try on her purchases first. Then he can fuck her in a different position for every sweater she tries on.
What a gal!
See it Monday at SCORELAND. Plus a solo set of Daylene, this time wearing skin-tight pants.
Putting the sweat in sweater.
August 16, 2014 by Dave
Newly slim but always stacked, 2013 V-mag Plumper of the Year Micky Bells shows off her smokin’ new body today at SCORELAND.
When you think about it, this picture is really amazing. It shows that Micky has definitely not ceded her crown as The Queen of Cleavage. She’s absolutely super-stacked. Those are H-cup naturals. Micky has a 28-inch waist. Do you know how many girls in the world have 28-inch waists and H-cup naturals? I don’t know, either, but I’m sure not many. Maybe .0001% of the female population?
Now take into account that Micky’s tits are a little smaller than they were before she lost weight. But I use the word “smaller” hesitantly because no word containing small should be used to describe Micky’s tits. Anyway, she’s smaller but still huge.
New Micky photos and a video today at SCORELAND.
And now for the long-awaited update on the busty girl who works at the hamburger joint. Yes, we saw her yesterday. Yes, she looked great. Yes, we posed the question. You know, the question.
Now all we can do is wait. But I will tell you this: I’m extremely hopeful. There was no face-slapping going on. No call for the manager to usher us out of the restaurant. Instead, we got a big smile and two thumbs up.
Could it be?
August 14, 2014 by Elliot James
Alyssa Lynn went from being a busty lap dancer in Philadelphia, city of smotherly love, to a porn star, and SCORE was happy to help Alyssa accomplish those American dreams.
Alyssa’s first SCORE magazine is the upcoming Holiday ’14 edition.
In her first SCORELAND XXX, Alyssa meets JMac, who gives her a different kind of pole to slide on. How did that go?
I’ll tell you this much: Alyssa gives a tremendous blow job and her standing fuck on those big dancer heels in the video is very impressive. There’s nothing Alyssa needs to bone-up on, so to speak. She’s a natural-born porn-sex babe.
“Porn sex is a little different than regular sex because you’re constantly taking breaks, but it’s intense and that’s how I like fucking off-camera,” says Alyssa.
See it, read about it, live it tomorrow at SCORELAND.
Does your girlfriend or wife do this? If yes, you're a lucky man.
August 13, 2014 by Dave
Jaded Dawn
Casey Deluxe
Yesterday, Jaded Dawn debuted at SCORELAND.
Tomorrow, Casey Deluxe debuts.
Life is good.
And who knows? Maybe Friday will bring good news from the busty girl who works the register at the burger joint. A spicy one, that girl. We heard she offered to take one of her co-worker’s virginity. But that’s a story for another day.
August 12, 2014 by Elliot James
November 1999 SCORE magazine.
The cover of the November 1999 SCORE said it all with 20 photos of the slimmest and bustiest babes ever showcased in the magazine. These super-busty favorites were selected for a special photo collection called “Supersized!” aka “The 20 Club.”
How were they picked? The minimum requirements were that the girl’s bust measurement exceeded her waist by 20 inches or more.
How many super-hooter heroines can you identify on this cover?
The “Caught in the Act” section featured Darien Vain, live on stage at T’s Lounge in Pompano Beach, Florida. (The club is still there. Isis Haze danced there last week.) With the busty feature dancer scene pretty much faded away at strip clubs, it became less-productive as time went on to continue sending photographers to local clubs for “Caught in the Act.”
Busty Kathi, a well-known big-bust Internet star, posed for an exclusive photo shoot and chatted in an interview I did with her. Although she had a regular job as a technical writer and was a married mom, Kathi ran an advice column on the Web called “Ask Kathi,” and she was a treasure chest of information about breasts, their care and maintenance.
They asked Busty Kathi for advice. She would answer.
Bobbi Roxxs came to us through Alyssa Alps. They met at a strip club called Temptations in Tucson, Arizona, and Alyssa recommended SCORE to kick-start her career to national prominence like so many have done. Before becoming a dancer, Bobbi spent six years in the U.S. Marine Corps after graduating high school. She was also a billboard model for the Marines recruiting department. (“The Few. The Proud. The Busty.”)
Bobbi Roxxs' first pictorial.
College coed by day, dancer by night, Vicki Valentine also made her debut, along with Ashley Heart, who went from teen model to busty SCORE Girl. A Florida dancer named Becky Johnson returned, and Linsey Dawn McKenzie made her seventh SCORE appearance.
Rounding out the edition was “Fantasy SCORE” by Duncan Gutteridge and “Boob Beat,” which checked out New Jersey Web model Toni Marie, and a Minka and Lisa Lipps photo shoot. The “Scorecard” readers’ forum was filled with letters of praise for Diane Poppos. “On The Road” with Alyssa Alps traveled to Toronto, Michigan and New York. That girl was always on the go-go-go.
And that’s the way it was 15 years ago in SCORE magazine.
