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Janet Jade makes herself a sundae

February 11, 2014 by Elliot James

What I meant to write was that Janet Jade turns herself into a human sundae today at SCORELAND2, our discount site (a steal of a deal at $9.99 per month).

One of the great SCORE models, 44-30-36 Janet has one of the most naturally stacked bodies I’ve ever seen. And she is an all-around nice girl, very down-to-earth. Definitely girlfriend material.

A cheerleader in high school, Janet didn’t like all the attention her big boobs attracted when she was growing up, but that changed over time.

“It was weird getting all that attention. I mean, people would stare at my boobs, and that was strange. I really didn’t start to like my boobs until I started dancing when I was 19. Then I realized how much guys liked them, and the attention was good.”

Janet once said she wanted to leave Detroit and move to Las Vegas. She eventually did and now lives there.

High in calories but tastes great.

Taylor Steele’s first photo shoot at SCORELAND2. All hail Canadian big boobs!

February 7, 2014 by Elliot James

I don’t know why SCORE and V-mag get so few model inquiries from the great nation of Canada. This has bothered me for years, so I try not to dwell on it. I never understood why and I still don’t since SCORE and V-mag traditionally have good readerships there. Lily Valentine, Tiffany Towers, Jayna James (now calling herself Amy Anderssen), Taylor Stevens and, most recently, Montreal mademoiselle Bella French all hail from that massive country. Mega-breasted Tiffany was the first SCORE superstar from Toronto back in the early 1990s, when the magazine was established.

Today at SCORELAND2, the very first set and video of that magnificent Canadian Taylor Steele is showing.

In the summer of 2009, Taylor contacted SCORE. An all-natural hottie with a beautiful face,  curvy body and eye-poppingly big boobs,  Taylor had–repeat, had–to be photographed, so one of our photographers, Jose, trekked to Toronto for several days. A year later, Taylor joined a high-energy group of centerfolds for the DVD On Location Grand Bahama. Taylor is the kind of girl that should have her own theme song playing wherever she goes, like in movies and TV.

SCORELAND2 is our super-discounted website featuring the breastly best of SCORELAND, XLGirls.com, SCOREVideos and many of our other big-boob sites. It’s a great deal at $9.99 for one month with 20 scenes a month. Numbers don’t lie.

“I live in Toronto, so I have to be bundled up for half the year,” said Taylor, true girlfriend material. The thought of this vixen wrapped in heavy coats and scarves for six months per year makes me sick.

Where are all the busty Canadians like Taylor? Afraid to leave their apartments?

 

 

 

Busty Asians always hit a grand slam

January 22, 2013 by Elliot James

Kiko Lee: a big Pete Rose fan.

I watch a reality show on Monday night on The Learning Channel called Pete Rose: Hits and Mrs.

Yes, the same Learning Channel that produces Honey Boo Boo.

The show is about 71-year-old Pete and his 36 year-old Korean-American fiancée, Kiana Kim, a hot-looking model with a beautiful body and very big tits. A former flight attendant for Korean Airlines, she has two children from a previous relationship and wants Pete to tie the knot. She also complains a lot about the size of her boob job and wants to get a reduction. Maybe the title should be Tits and Mrs.

My mind is yelling “No, don’t do it! Leave them the way they are!” when Kiana talks about this. Of course, Pete is against the idea but in a very laid-back way. He seems content watching three baseball games at once on TV and eating Subway heros every day. I’m a little worried about this relationship.

I’d love to see Kiana pose for SCORE, but I wouldn’t bet on it and neither would Pete since his gambling days are over. 

In last night’s two episodes, Kiana wore tiny shorts and a sexy top while walking with Pete and the kids to the Baseball Hall of Fame (he is banned from the sport). In another episode, she poses for her own calendar in skimpy sports outfits designed for hot chicks. She definitely enjoys wearing sexy outfits and likes to be looked at. That’s why getting a breast reduction is the last thing she should do.

I’m happy for Pete, the all-time Major League leader in hits (4,256), although I’m not a fan. I am, however, a fan of his future wife, who’s the only reason I watch the show.  (I’m also a fan of Coco, Ice T’s busty wife and another reality TV celebrity.)

How come so many hot Asians are named Kiana? There’s Kiana Tom, the TV fitness personality, and, of course, Kianna Dior, one of the hottest-ever porn stars, plus a few other hot Asian models named Kiana or Kianna.

According to the Urban Dictionary, a dubious source of information, a “Kiana” is a hot girl with a great ass.

Kianna Dior stops traffic as usual.

Watching this show, I remembered an interview with Asian-American SCORE Girl Kiko Lee. A Kiko scene from SCORELAND was posted on SCORELAND2 yesterday. Kiko talked about Pete Rose in her interview.

“I was walking around Vegas shopping,” Kiko said. “He had his manager and one of his bodyguards come get me, and they said, ‘Pete Rose wants to meet you.’ I was looking at them like they were nuts, and it turned out that he did. So I figured, ‘Why not?’ even though he’s a lot older than me, so I met him and talked to him, and that night we went to dinner. Then we went back to his condo and had sex. He can do some things good. He can eat pussy well.”

Despite the age difference, Kiko found Pete attractive. “He’s a very smart businessman. He’s still making money now even though he’s considered the worst baseball player for gambling. He’s still a good businessman. You sit down and have a conversation with him and he’s got a great mind.”

Who’d have guessed that hot chicks would like older guys for their minds so much that they’d bang them on the first date?

I not only learned something from The Learning Channel; I learned something from Kiko Lee.

Lena Li lets her hair down at SCORE

November 30, 2012 by Elliot James

Lena Li's hair is a hairsbreadth from the floor.

For the most part, I rarely think about a model’s hair. My low-voltage brain is fixated on other areas. But I thought about hair while preparing and reviewing a photo set and video of gorgeous, big-boobed Taiwanese model Lena Li for Scoreland2.com last Tuesday. Not muff. Not bush. Lena didn’t have one when she modeled at SCORE. Her pussy was shaved. I mean the length of the hair on Lena’s head. It’s really something special.

Lena was born in Taiwan.

Lena has the longest hair I’ve ever seen, except for the country-western singer Crystal Gayle. When Lena came here from Los Angeles in 2006, she said she hadn’t cut her hair in 14 years.

“Guys think my hair is really sexy,” Lena said. “I get as much attention for my hair as I do for my boobs. They’re always asking me if they can brush it!” I agreed with her. It is really sexy.

Lena did very little video, and the one we posted is the hottest I’ve ever seen her in. She spreads, rubs and finger-bangs her beautiful, thick-lipped pussy in a soapy bath.

No one at SCORELAND or XLGirls has ever come close to having Lena’s hair length. It reached the floor. I remember the photographer telling me that he and the make-up artist had to be careful that it didn’t touch the floor in some poses. It did in the shot at right.

Most girls at SCORELAND have hair no longer than a foot below their shoulders. There aren’t a lot of girls with extremely long hair. Venera and Minka keep it long. Short hairdos are rare these days. Siri keeps her hair short. So does Elaina Gregory.

Elaina keeps it short.

Minka gives back.

I don’t know if Lena is still modeling or if her hair is as long as it was. The last thing I knew was that she was attending the Los Angeles Glamourcon model convention in 2009. No one I know in California has seen her in a while.

Hair’s to hair. The long and the short of it.

Venera likes it long.

 

 

 

Why this might be a very good week to check out SCORELAND2

September 26, 2012 by Dave

Gianna and Lorna have that look in their eyes.

I haven’t written about SCORELAND2 in a while, mostly because there has been so much going on at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com that I haven’t gotten around to it. But that doesn’t mean SCORELAND2 has been forgotten. Not by a longshot. In fact, Elliot and I devote considerable time to SCORELAND2, partly because it’s a new project and partly because we take the site so personally. Elliot and I hand-pick the scenes one-by-one, and then when it’s time for a scene to go up, one of us writes the accompanying copy and adds a personal touch. That’s why I was pleased when the review website AdultReviews.com said, “Every update in the library had a pretty long write-up to go along with it. This is a well written piece about the model and the shoot, usually. It’s a glimpse behind the scenes and most of these short stories offered some interesting information about the model, the shoot, or both.”

Good. I’m glad they noticed. And I hope that’s part of the reason SCORELAND2 has exceeded our expectations.

Anyway, enough of that. I’m writing about SCORELAND2 because this has been (and will continue to be) a very interesting week at our newest website.

Monday: Short ‘n’ stacked natural Rachel Love got fucked by two guys in her scene from the DVD Mamazon.

If Amazon.com sold Lori Pleasure, I'd pay for expedited shipping

Tuesday: Gianna Rossi and Lorna Morgan tit-to-tit in Eleuthera, the Bahamas, a highly unusual matchup of a full-fledged porn star and a girl who has never so much as inserted a dildo in her pussy on-camera. I watched this scene again yesterday, and I was again amazed by the level of heat. I wrote, “At a few points, it looks as if Gianna was tempted to go down on Lorna’s pussy. She doesn’t, but you know what? I’m not sure Lorna would have stopped her. She was that into it.”

As I suspected, club managers get all the good pussy.

Wednesday: Lori Pleasure as a sex-bot who comes to life and gets ass-fucked. In her personal life, Lori loves to dress like a slut, and I still have fond memories of the time when she told me about how she would wear ultra-short skirts in public and the look on people’s faces when they realized that the jewelry dangling from below her hem had to be attached to her pussy. For some reason, that’s hot.

Cindy and Crystal checking out the sights on South Beach.

Thursday: 50plus Persia Monir as a stripper who fucks the club manager to get a job. Big-titted Persia is one of the hottest women on Earth.

Friday: A great week wraps up with bosom buddies Cindy Cupps and Crystal Gunns in their only tit-to-tit scene. This is one I’d been waiting for a long time, and you know what? Some of my favorite shots are the ones of Cindy and Crystal in and around South Beach wearing super-cleavage tops.

That’s a heckuva five days, and when you consider the bottom line ($9.99 a month for membership), it’s incredible. Okay, yeah, I’m a little biased. So is Elliot. But we’re tit-men, just like you, and we’re picking these scenes with our very own hands and…well, I know this is the political season, and you’ve heard this before. But trust us. You won’t be disappointed.