Kalila will now bounce for your entertainment pleasure.
“Stripping is fun,” says Kalila Kane, a newbie who was encouraged to contact SCORE by her friend (who is now also our friend for this boobmanitarian act). It’s just as much fun to watch says me, a guy who has spent countless yet productive hours in strip joints, topless bars and burlesque theaters. I find that most exotic dancers are very giving girls. They’re always giving their clothes away.
Bouncing boobs are an untapped source of alternative energy (like wind power), and Kalila’s jiggling, shaking and bouncing video today proves it. She has a lot of bounce to the big-boob ounce. Stripping off, Kalila climbs into bed and fingers herself to happy town. She really spreads the wealth, too, doing great pink spreading for a newbie. I would have liked to have seen some dancing also. Maybe next time.
“I might be addicted to masturbating,” the brunette hottie said. That’s a good thing.
How hot will Kalila get now that she has busted her video cherry? We don’t use the I Ching here to predict those events. We use the I Jack. Time will tell.
Kalila has a number of very interesting hobbies, too. Stuff you’d never guess. Read all about them.
Looking for a change of pace from the routine? Do you have the kind of bust line that causes guys to walk into parking meters?
Do the managers cry out of happiness when you walk into bra shops?
Drop us a line. Let’s talk.
Our experienced studio staff can answer all of your questions about modeling for SCORE.
Over 1,000 SCORE and Voluptuous Girls over the past 20 years can’t be wrong.
If your bras are too small, please give us a call.
Some of our best model finders have even been the husbands, boyfriends, classmates or just friends of big-boobed girls.
Eagle-eyed guys who go to strip clubs and nude beaches have found the right models too.
Via Paxton was discovered in a book store by a SCORE reader. He just walked over to Via and recommended us.
Valory Irene was browsing in a shopping mall when a SCORE reader chatted her up.
Mandy Pearl’s friend told her she should be in SCORE and showed her some of his copies.
Catt Green’s friend had some mags in his apartment. Catt looked at one and contacted us.
Call our longtime SCORE studio manager Tushna today at 1-877-726-7335 in the USA and Canada (1-305-662-5959 ext 236 elsewhere) or visit BeASCOREModel.com for the details and see a video hosted by Gianna Rossi.
Valory was shopping in a mall when she was spotted by a SCORE reader.
Her name is Lola. She is a showgirl, not a fruit stand owner.
Dave blogged about Lola last January, and it’s safe to say that he was impressed. So was I and so was Maria, who put her in the Holiday ’11 V-mag. To prove that absence does make the hard grow harder, Lola’s back at SCORELAND with fresh photos and a video.
This time, Lola put on a fishnet dress and got into a bathtub with a bunch of floating green apples. Maybe the photographer couldn’t find melons that morning. Or the apples were meant to be photographically symbolic of something, like Eve and the apple.
Lola’s full name isn’t Lola Apples like our American dancer/model Candy Apples. Maybe Lola just likes apples. Aroma scientists claim that the scent of green apples reduces stress and headaches in women. Maybe Lola likes the scent. But vibrators can do that, too.
Anyway, a couple of things are 100% certain and provable. Lola has a beautiful face and body and spectacular, homegrown melons. She’s very sexy and she’s always smiling. She has mad toy skills.
I admit that the Czech Republic can chalk up another victory in the International Boobs Race (IBR) thanks to Lola, a race America is clearly losing to east and west Europe and England.
This really burns my bacon. Where are all the American challengers to Czech girls like Lola? How can a tiny nation of 10 million people produce so many top-notch busty girls who enjoy nude modeling while my country hopelessly lags behind in a recessionary period of big-tit growth? American girls with E-cups and bigger need some kind of wake-up call. And the Czechs make better beer than we do, adding insult to injury. I need to get this country back on top in the IBR.
A SCORELAND member named Basenji1 will be very pleased to see Lola back again. “She has the full package,” he commented back in January. “She ranks along with Arianna Sinn.” Praise doesn’t get any higher than that. Hopefully, we’ll connect again with Lola.
I may not be a poet. But when it comes to apples and melons, I know it.
Siri may be of Swedish ancestry, but on St. Patrick’s Day, everyone is Irish and can proudly wear the green. I don’t know if Siri will be lifting a few spirits this weekend at the local watering hole, but I do know that Siri has lifted the spirits, and other parts, of everyone at SCORELAND.
When I think about it, there haven’t been many SCORE Girls from Ireland. This has always puzzled me. Do you know how many English, Scottish and Welsh models have been SCORE Girls? Lots of them. But few from Ireland, which I’m told is a land of creamy-skinned, buxom lasses.
A land of red-haired, busty barmaids wearing V-necked sweaters pulling beer-keg handles.
And then I wake up.
Jay Sweet
Ireland-born Cathy Patrick and Jay Sweet were both in the premiere issue of SCORE, June 1992. They immediately came to mind. Then I drew a blank.
Cathy appeared in SCORE #1, June 1992.
Before them, Belfast’s Lisa Phillips zoomed to the top of the big-boob scene, although Lisa modeled before SCORE was launched.
Even within the UK itself, there have been only a handful of Irish girls, busty or not, in any kind of adult modeling. Why this boob famine for 20 years?
If you are reading this in Ireland, turn on your boob radar and keep us abreast at SCOREModelsWanted.com.
