Jezhabelle once told me that her favorite restaurant is Golden Corral. A cheap date, sure, but not as cheap as SCORELAND2.
A few weeks ago, I told you about our new website, SCORELAND2. Since launch day, the following videos have gone up:
1. Blonde, German wunderbabe Annina getting ass-fucked by a huge cock (as originally seen at SCOREVideos.com).
2. Voluptuous natural Jezhabelle getting fucked by our strap-on equipped videographer in a great P.O.V. scene (as originally seen at XLGirls.com).
3. Black, stacked and cute as all get up Janet Jade tit-fucking and hand-jobbing (as originally seen at TitsandTugs.com).
4. Hourglass-figured natural Cherry Brady getting ass-fucked by her real-life husband (as originally seen at SCORELAND).
5. Minka putting on a tight tops show before enjoying some suckie-fuckie action (as originally seen at SCORELAND).
6. Naturally busty Czech babe Marketa in one of her earliest hardcore scenes (as originally seen at SCOREVideos.com).
And lots more. Daily Monday through Friday, in fact. Photos, too. Lots of them.
Now, I can almost hear some of you out there saying, “What’s with that ‘as originally seen’ bullshit? Where’s the new stuff?”
If you ask me, Cherry Brady's ass is worth a lot more than $9.99. I'm sure Mr. Douglas agreed…after he fucked it, of course.
Well, the new stuff is at SCORELAND and SCOREVideos.com and XLGirls.com. The stuff I just listed (in addition to still being at those websites) is at…
Well, the stuff I just wrote about is at $9.99. That’s right. NINE DOLLARS AND NINETY-NINE CENTS at SCORELAND2. I just had an elk burger and iced tea at Fuddrucker’s that set me back more than $9.99, and all I got was lunch and an eyeful of a busty pregnant girl (very busty, by the way, and in a low-cut T-shirt, too).
Minka. Cheap.
$9.99 for SCORELAND2? I call that a bargain jack. I call that jacking on the cheap. Want the new stuff? SCORELAND is for you, and in all honesty, I don’t blame you. I want the new stuff, too. But, hey, times are tough. And free Internet porn sucks. You know it. I know it. And the action on SCORELAND2…well, it’s great and it’s high-quality.
Free? You want free? I’ll give you a free preview of next week’s action at SCORELAND2: busty Czech babe Ivy Darmon fingering her slit on Monday; the legendary Busty Dusty in vintage action on Tuesday; rare hardcore action with Autumn-Jade on Wednesday; exotic MILF Claudia Keahola fucking on Thursday; and the great Lorna Morgan on Friday.
$9.99. Impossible. You know what? I’m going to have to check with the boss, John Fox, on this one. I’m afraid that part of the funding for this website might be coming out of my salary.
December 4, 2003: Brandy Talore fucks on-camera for the first time.
Sometimes when people ask, “When is [INSERT MODEL’S NAME HERE] going to fuck on-camera?” I feel like saying, “What are you talking about? She hasn’t even taken off her panties, and you’re asking when she’s going to do hardcore? The answer is N-E-V-E-R!”
But then I have to stop myself, and there’s one reason for that:
Brandy Talore.
Now, according to unofficial counts, Brandy has done about a gazillion hardcore scenes. Her pretty face and bald pussy and giant, natural tits have been fucked so many times, I’m sure even she has lost count. One time in a SCORE interview conducted by Christy Marks, Brandy said one of the things she wanted most was a cum facial because so many guys have shot their loads on her tits.
But, back in 2002…well, I’ll tell you what happened back in late 2002. I’ll never forget it. I was standing outside the SCORE building with Brandy, trying to get to know her a little better (and staring down her blouse), and we were talking about the first time she had seen Voluptuous magazine (in an adult store in Bowling Green, Ohio) when I got around to asking her where her modeling career might go. And that’s when Brandy said, “I’ll never do hardcore.”
Never lasted less than a year.
“You have to remember that I was really young when I first came here,” Brandy said. She was 21, in fact. “The idea of even showing my boobs and pussy was kind of scary. But after I did several shoots and videos, I was feeling much more comfortable and confident in front of the cameras, so I changed my mind. It’s a decision I’ve never regretted.”
Elliot used to have a photo of Brandy pinned up by his desk. It showed Brandy with her mouth stuffed with cock, and every time I passed Elliot’s desk (which was several times a day), I’d stop and look. I couldn’t believe it: Brandy Talore’s mouth stuffed with cock, her cheek bulging. Who woulda thunk it? Not me, and definitely not Brandy.
Anyway, all this is my way of saying, “You never know” and “Never say never.” If Brandy Talore can do a gazillion XXX scenes, anyone can. The very first one she ever shot–EVER–goes up today in a remastered version at SCOREVideos.com. It was shot on December 4, 2003, which is now an historic day in the history of big-tit hardcore.
The amazing thing about Brandy is that even though she’s absolutely, genuinely a big-time porn star, to me, she’s still the girl-next-door. I don’t know how she’s managed to pull that off, but she has. Another Brandy (Brandy Dean, who returns to SCORELAND Thursday), who’s also from the midwestern United States, has managed to pull that off, too, although Brandy D. has not done nearly as many scenes as Brandy T.
Anyway, if you can, get over to SCOREVideos.com today and check out Brandy’s historic scene. And if you’re wondering when so and so is going to do hardcore…well, maybe not never.
SCORE Group sites are like a merry-go-round that never stops and always has someone new on the ride.
The next few days are a whirlwind of action. And then the days after that continue the pace. The ride keeps going. Every day, a heavy pair to explore.
On SCORELAND, Natalie Fiore will wipe you out with a fresh video. Our friend Miss Fiore whips out her enormous fun-pillows and drops her panties for some digital fun in a cool bedroom on a hot day.
Natalie's tits are always a treat.
Morgan Leigh is the cure for those who think piano lessons are as boring as watching paint dry. And bouncy newcomer Siri rides again in the “Hardcore Special.” Giddyap!
Can Morgan play "Chopsticks"? Who cares about the piano at a time like this?
At XLGirls.com, fresh newbie Marilyn Mayson squirts milky goodness out of her nipples, and her ultimate reward is a cream pie, in this high-calorie pictorial and video. Marilyn’s really sexy and GND-ish. She’s great, and I love that joyous look she has. I want to see the girls having fun and enjoying themselves.
Ready, aim, lactate
Back at SCORELAND (I said this was a merry-go-round), newcomer Goldie Ray makes her debut in “New Discovery” on Sunday and then returns with a surprise on Monday.
Meet new SCORE Girl Goldie on Sunday
At SCOREVideos, Sabina Leigh returns to put two burly dudes through an intensive workout session. She really does a number on them. Sabina guest-blogged about her sexperiences when she was here. Has anyone noticed that threeways seem to be much, much hotter than couples sex? I have a few theories.
It's a double header for Sabina Leigh this weekend at SCOREVideos.com
Who's the boss? Aileen Ghettman (left). But don't worry, she's about to get hers. You know what they say…take this job and shove it…between her tits! By the way, this scene is from the DVD "Boob Science."
Today, I’m going to discuss a touchy subject: busty bosses. This comes up because a hardcore video of Dylan Ryder as a busty boss went up this past Friday at SCOREVideos.com, and part of the job-application process seems to involve filling Ms. Ryder’s mouth and pussy with cock.
Such a thing has never happened to me. When I got my job at SCORE, I was interviewed by John Fox. He was wearing khaki pants and a SCORE-logo polo shirt. The job before that, I was interviewed by the big, old, chain-smoking managing editor of the paper I was applying to.
But about 25 years ago, I did have a big-boobed boss. I don’t remember her name, although I do remember her tits. She had huge naturals, and she never wore a bra (which is how I could tell they were natural). She was always jiggling, and her nipples were always poking through the sweaters she wore. She’d bend over my desk, and I could barely concentrate. Actually, I couldn’t concentrate at all. Now what was her name? Tits Somethingorother.
Anyway, she didn’t fuck me (except for when I went for a raise), and she didn’t want to fuck me (except when I went for a raise). Which brings me to the point of all this: The perils of having a big-titted boss.
You see, it’s one thing to have a busty co-worker. She’s not your boss, you’re not her boss, and you can sneak a glance every once in a while, and if she catches you, big deal.
But the busty boss…that’s dangerous territory unless she’s like Dylan Ryder and fucks her employees. Because you CAN NOT get caught staring at your boss’s tits. She might be walking around with F-cup jiggling and nipples pointing every which way, but you CAN NOT LOOK! You could get fired. You most likely won’t get fucked. She might find it amusing or cute. She might not. But what the hell are you supposed to do? Me? I’m a boob man. When I see big tits, I look. My little brain doesn’t think, “Those are the boss’s tits. Don’t stare.” My brain thinks, “Tits,” and orders my eyes to stare.
Fortunately, I never got caught staring at my boss’s tits. Or maybe she did catch me, and maybe she liked that she was turning my balls blue. Bosses can be that way, you know.
So, anyway, as I watched Dylan’s video, I thought, “If only…” I guess that’s what fantasy is all about, right? That’s where SCORE comes in, right. Thank goodness!
He'll be cumming 'round her mountains when he cums.
Siri has inspired lots of good, wholesome, happy commenting on the Blog and inside SCORELAND, something that didn’t surprise me, Maria and Dave. Like this comment from Ramjet: “My God, what a beautiful girl! Just when I think you’ve come up with all of the perfect bodies you can, you spring another one on us.”
That’s how we do it, Ramjet.
I think that when Siri goes for a walk in the park, she’s followed by butterflies, little chirping birds and deer. Soft, celestial music plays in the background.
Now Siri does her second XXX boy-girl at SCOREVideos.com, her first time on the site.
What I especially dug about this scene:
A.) Siri laying back completely naked, heels off, an inviting look on her face, opening her legs to get her pussy licked.
B.) The POV blow job. (POV eye-contact action is #1 with me.)
C.) The POV facial.
D.) Siri’s hip action when she’s fucking.
See it now. I’m being Siri-ous. She makes men delirious.
Pressure-raising vixens not satisfied with the routine life of the 9 to 5 grind, they reject society’s repression of their sexhibitonistic natures and bare their savory bods for the Boob Brotherhood with the single-minded goal of mutual satisfaction.
New at SCORELAND, nymphalicious titillator Daylene Rio, fresh from her bed-breaking brawl with Sara Jay in a thunderous three-way, applies her tender touch in a monkey-spanking-new Tits, Tugs & Tongue, powered even more by her fresh mouth and extensive dirty vocabulary. By the end, her chest is totally coated. And you thought only banks handled big deposits. By the way, notice anything different about Daylene?
On Sunday, recent arrival Alex Chance struts her stuff in a sexy peel-down from the pages of the March ’12 V-mag. A hot young chick who switched from cocktail shaking as a bartender to the shaking of her natural 36DDDs, Alex brings her GND coed looks to our campus of curvalicous cuties.
Chance favors the bold.
On the subject of curvy cleavage couriers, none are more drooled upon, literally and figuratively, than Angela White and Maggie Green, meeting for the first time in pair-adise. They speak in tongues, extremely wet tongues, and no holes are barred, just bared. Will they ever meet again? We don’t know. Just enjoy them while you have them. As James Bond once said, “I must be dreaming.” I may be a colonel of corn but it seems like only yesterday that Dave and I, slack-jawed and breastnotized, were watching Angela proudly show off her body-hugging Dicky dress in a 2003 interview. Angela was a cherubic 18-year-old coed fresh off the jet from Australia, and her dream was to be a SCORE and V-mag model. I still can’t believe it’s going to be nine years ago this June.
The colors of SCORE: White & Green
Look out for girls named Delilah
Over at XLGirls.com, today brings the long awaited arrival of Delilah Black, bringing her pettable pillows to the party and not dodging the splashback of her faceless human geyser in a P.O.V. dream hook-up that’ll be guaranteed to motivate tit-men to try to get a spot in Delilah’s date book. Wow, is she a hottie, and what a pretty face, too!
Plus at SCOREVideos.com, desirable debutante sex-kitten Reina Lee further hones her purr-suasive talents at male pattern nut-busting with a second steam-driven session of 100% pole-verizing jiggle-sex. The decision is in. The court of cum-extraction affirms Reina’s conviction at cock-worshiping and agrees with her oral argument. Hopefully, more visual evidence of exotic Reina’s corpus delicious will be presented to the judge’s bench in the near future. Court adjourned.
According to the latest weather report, it’s supposed to snow today in the northeast United States. The forecast calls for rain mixed with snow in the mid-Atlantic. In the midwest, highs in the 20s and 30s. In the west, rain and snow showers. So, although this winter has been a lot milder than previous ones, spring and summer are not exactly just around the corner. You need something to brighten your day. You need a dose of one of the greatest big-boob bikini babes ever, the great Angelique.
A streaming version of Angelique’s scene from Busty Dildo Lovers 2 goes live today at SCOREVideos.com. In it, the great Brazilian beauty destroys a tight sweater, oils up her mega-tits and uses a huge dildo on her pussy. That oughta keep you warm!
And, well, because I try to be a nice guy, and because Angelique makes me think about bikinis, here are three shots from three of my favorite Angelique bikini photo shoots. Enjoy.
There’s lots of boob-packed action this weekend at SCORELAND, XLGirls.com and SCOREVideos. Boobs bigger than your head. Boobs bigger than two heads put together, in fact.
As you saw in yesterday’s Blog and flexible video, the amazing Minka is back at SCORE. It’s been well over a year so welcome back, Minka, the people’s choice.
This weekend, Minka’s got a line of guys waiting for her to autograph copies of Maximum Minka and her SCORE magazines. When one Minka super-fan crashes the line, he almost gets his butt kicked. But Minka likes loyal fans so she treats him to a private afternoon of hot mega-tit fucking, blow jobs and fucky-fucky as only Minka can. He’s hit the big-boobed lottery. Dreams can become reality.
Minka's back at SCORE. Time to party.
Over at XLGirls.com, Angellyne Hart gets back home with her date after a night out on the town and decides to give him the ultimate reward: her plumper body and big tits. “When I have sex, my tits bounce around too much so I have to hold them down,” says Angellyne. But no worries. Ms. Hart can always find someone to lend her an extra hand for that.
Date night for Angellyne.
And at SCOREVideos.com, SCORE alumna Camille Morgan makes her second XXX video in as many weeks. This time, Camille is a greeter at a tropical resort. She’s got the bikini, she’s got the lei and she’s got the stacked and sexy body. Our kind of hospitality representative. Here’s one guest who’s not going to leave his room for the entire stay!
Welcome Maserati. She moves fast, goes from 0 to 150 in in a few seconds and doesn’t know the meaning of the word stop.
Maserati races into SCOREVideos.com with “Maserati XXX Is Busting Out For SeXXX.” Her chassis is built for pleasure and comfort.
She dances and does a striptease for her audience of one, then takes him to the finish line. No burning rubber either. Maserati didn’t use one.
Maserati’s tits are perfect. Their shape, size and other specs alone will blow your piston rod.
If you belong to SCORELAND‘s Loyalty Program, SCOREVideos is probably in your collection of free websites. Test drive Maserati right now. And wear your seat belt.
All good things come to those who wait, and that includes new SCORE Girls, the kind who make you shout “Whoa!” Making a rockem-sockem intro worldwide with her first SCORE mag (Holiday ’10), covergirl and all-around eyecandy (44-28-38, 36H-cup) Kelly Christiansen now takes over both SCORELAND and SCOREVideos.com with a double feature of horny hardcore fun. Kelly’s husband is a SCORE mag reader, website member and DVD buyer, and at his urging, Kelly sent her pictures to our studio. (He deserves an award himself for going above and beyond.)
“We look at it together,” Kelly said. “I normally look at the magazines more than he does. I like to see what the girls are wearing. Look at their cleavage. I like girls. Girls are hot.”
Lana Ivans. Nothing like a sexy girl to brighten the day.
In Kelly’s interview, she also talked about an experience she and her husband had at a strip club. In the SCOREVideos scene, “A Fuck On The Wild Side” (above), Kelly plays out a fantasy she has about working in a strip club and fucking a guy after his friends have left. In the SCORELAND video, “First Time’s A Charm” (below), Kelly charms the pants off Mr. John Strange (the More To Fuck bachelor). Like, who could resist her? There’s gonna be a lot of pants droppin’ this weekend, thanks to beautiful Kelly. Her body looks smokin’ hot in these vids. Check out these trailers and see what you can expect. Like I’ve mentioned before, if you’re a SCORELAND member, the monthly Loyalty Program includes SCOREVideos.com. A true stimulus package.
Then on Sunday, another new, very sexy babe named Lana Ivans makes her SCORELAND debut in a super-sexy solo vid (Lana debuted on on SCOREVideos last month). You’ll be seeing much of this newbie before the year is up! Trust me, you’ll bust a nut over Lana. Enjoy the weekend and keep scoring!
