How big do the girl’s tits have to be for you to turn off the game?
The game can wait, buddy.
Scarlet LaVey is sitting on the couch with her SCORELAND boyfriend. She’s reading a book called Porn Star Secrets of Sex, although I think she already knows. The way to be a goddess is to sit on a couch with your legs spread and your tits popping out all over the place. He’s watching TV, although he’s quickly distracted by what Scarlet is doing with herself. He’s trying to watch the playoffs (maybe March Madness, which started today), but he gives up quickly.
“Babe, it’s the playoffs, but you’re better,” he says to Scarlet.
And away they go!
I’m guessing that something like this has happened to many of you (although probably not with a girl like Scarlet): You’re trying to watch a game, and your girlfriend distracts you. This happened to me many, many moons ago, and you know what’s funny? The thing I remember most is that when the distraction started and I turned off the TV, my team (the New York Rangers) were losing, and when we were done (no wise remarks about it being a minute later), they were winning. I actually tried to convince my girlfriend that having sex during a Rangers game was good luck.
I’m figuring that if the girl is as hot as Scarlet, I’m turning off the game even if it’s Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals or the NCAA Finals, even if my team is playing, even if they’re winning. My sliding scale goes like this:
DD-cups or larger: Will turn off any sporting event.
C-cups: Will probably turn the sound down and keep an eye on the game.
B-cups: Will turn off a regular-season game but not an important one.
A-cups: Might turn off a pre-season game or might just keep the TV on and keep an eye on the game.
“Scarlet LaVey: Sports Or Big Tits” goes live today at SCORELAND.