If you haven’t voted for the SCORE and Voluptuous Awards through the magazine ballots, now’s your chance to vote in the members area of SCORELAND. The big change this erection season is that V-Mag editor Maria has added several new contests to the Voluptuous contests. The new contests are Areolae of the Year, Ass of the Year, Best XXX of the Year, Bush of the Year, Preggo of the Year and Pussy of the Year. The SCORE contest is the same as before with Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year and the Big-Boob Hall of Fame.
Quite a few of the girls are in both Newcomer contests: Miosotis, Taylor Steele, Jenna Valentine, Kaytee Carter, Shione Cooper, Arianna Sinn and Karla James. This is a big change from previous years.
The polls are open until December 31 which means you have two weeks to make your decision if you haven’t already.
I just hope whoever wins doesn’t raise taxes. Good luck, hot chicks!
Shione Cooper has been knockin’ ’em down since she debuted last winter on SCORELAND. Her July ’10 SCORE covergirl issue was a hit on newsstands. She’s a sultry brunette with a stopless body and a porcelain-doll face. And she’s totally wild at sex.
Shione’s also a girl of mystery. She rarely gives interviews, so little is known about her. This Saturday, Shione’s latest pictorial and video, “Hot As Hell!”, is showing in SCORE Theater, and it opens with Shione’s first interview. Her English is good (a lot better than my non-existent Czech), and Shione tells us about some of her interests and background. She considers herself a shy girl even though she blows the pants off her partners on camera like a sexual tornado. The thing is, Shione actually seems genuinely shy and bashful during the interview, even reluctant to dance a little, but when her date shows up, she transforms.
If the girl of mystery has drawn your curiosity over the past months since her debut, this is the video you’ll want to watch and listen to. There’s a lot more to this multi-layered girl than the eye can see.
I guarantee you I’m never going to be a co-host on Project Runway or America’s Next Top Model. First of all, Heidi and Tyra are not into me, which is totally understandable. Secondly, what they have the girls wear on these shows and their copycats are nothing less than degrading atrocities. Who would wear this garbage, in any situation? So you can tell I’m not a fan of high-falutin’ glamour-wear or anything like it. Which leads me to my blog question of the day.
What do you like to see SCORE, V-Mag and XL Girls wearing in the opener of a pictorial or video? Now, my taste in what girls wear in general runs to what I call “hottie casual.” I’m proud of that. Less is always more to me, especially with the model’s outfits. There’s a price tag to my fashion interests, like sometimes being called “filthy lech,” “swine” and “sexist pig.” I’m proud of that too. It would be nice if girls wore fantasy costumes and stripperwear in everyday life, but the human race has not evolved highly enough yet. I figure another 500 years.
Natalie goes Daisy Dukes.
Tube dresses. Invented by a genius.
Some readers have told me that they like to see a model wearing what she might wear in a supermarket, aka “everyday life.” But the majority of women (in this country, anyway) dress low-key and are not into wearing clothes that show off their bodies in “everyday life.” I don’t know what supermarkets those guys go to, but I see a lot of baggy jeans and loose tops or long dresses in the one I shop in. And what the models wear in department-store catalogs (except for the bra ads) is boring.
So my question to you is this: In the photos and vids, do you prefer to see a model glammed-up like Shione Cooper with her fur coat and all the rest of the glamour-puss trimmings, or do you go for “hottie casual” like Natalie Fiore idealizes with her high-cut denim shorts? And what are some of your favorite outfits you’ve seen the girls wear in recent times?
Last year, we ran a poll asking “What is your favorite look in a model?” 26% picked glammed-up, 48% picked Girl-Next-Door and a large 26% answered that it didn’t matter. (Probably because they skip the clothing shots completely until the models show skin.) Please comment below or email Scorecard@scoregroup.com.
Shione Cooper returns to SCORELAND today in a pictorial from the October ’10 issue of Voluptuous. I love Shione. I love her pouty face, I love her natural DDD-cup tits and how her long nipples look when they’re peeking out from a bra, I love her long legs and curvy body. But you wanna know what I love most about Shione? This:
I love Shione’s long, pliable pussy lips and the way they hug a cock or dildo. Yes, I said “hug,” as in wrap themselves around the damn thing, as if they’re trying to keep it warm and snug. Shione’s pussy looks great all by itself, but it looks even better when it’s got something in it, something to bring out all that’s good about her pussy lips.
Now, I know some of you aren’t into long, pliable pussy lips. Some of you like pussies…neater? But for me, there’s something hot about a pair of pussy lips that you can tug and chew on, and when you look down, that pussy you’re fucking seems to be wrapped around your cock, inside and out. Check out this photo of Lily Valentine, who just might have the greatest pussy lips in the history of SCORE and Voluptuous.
You know, I think I just figured out what I love about Lily’s pussy. She has more pussy than other girls. Every girl has a pussy, but she has more of it. Hers is out there. She doesn’t have an innie pussy (which are fine, too. There’s something to be said about digging for pussy). Lily always seems to be saying, “I have more cunt. Deal with it.” At this point, I’d just like to point out that there’s a big difference between referring to a woman’s pussy as a “cunt” and calling a woman a “cunt.” Calling a woman a cunt is never acceptable. Referring to her pussy as a cunt is acceptable. So, “You’re a cunt” is always bad. “My, what a beautiful cunt you have” is good.
The legendary Veri Knotty made a career out of her long, pliable pussy lips which, as her name implies, she loved to tie in knots. Another SCORE Girl from the past also liked to tie up her pussy lips. Here are the photos. Can you guess who those lips belong to?
Today’s new Poll question on SCORELAND (not on the BLOG) is “Do you like to see the guys sucking and licking the models’ nipples?”
Christy inhales Angela's pointer in Big-Boob Paradise.
The five choices are: 1) Yes 2) Yes, but only if it’s a girl sucking another girl’s nipples 3) Yes but the guy has to really suck on them 4) No and 5) I don’t care either way.
I love this picture of Bailey.
This is the first time we’ve asked this question. We’ve gotten plenty of letters/emails to “SCORECard” about girls who can self-suck but relatively few letters about guys sucking on girls’ nipples. We’ve also gotten the occasional letter asking for the model to suck on her own nipples while her partner is thrusting away.
I’m interested in seeing how this survey shapes up over the next few weeks.
The 13th annual all-naturals issue (September ’10) has now hit stores worldwide in countries where freedom rings. I feel the pain of boob-men in Iran, China and Cuba. (There have been rumors that North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-il has inquired about the possibility of a Korean-language edition.) The magnificent Karla James is this month’s cover star, and her layout includes a show-and-tell interview. This special edition is almost an On Location Grand Bahama reunion with pictorials of lush ladies Taylor Steele, Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Natalie Fiore, Sophie Mae, Terry Nova, Kaytee Carter (XXX) and Shione Cooper (XXX), plus a photo spread of the top 10 naturals of 2000-2009. What a lineup! The ink’s still damp and already the emails have been coming in. If you can’t get off your happy seat and get to your local mag stand, a few clicks will connect you to our eBoobStore. Either way, you don’t want to miss this issue. What do I like best about magazines? If the electricity goes out, all you need is a flashlight and you’re back in business.
Karla James leads the September A-Team of SCORE Girls.
Shione made a big splash with her July ’10 SCORE cover. Bebe Cooper drew a record number of visitor comments on her SCORELAND postings. Westy says she’s a rebel. Cassandra lives in her home country, Slovenia, and still models but no longer does wild hardcore. Jolie Rain was a bartender when a customer suggested she email her pictures to SCORE. Debuting in our October ’97 issue of SCORE, Holly Body still models in California. Daizie Kellogg appeared in the March ’03 issue of Looker, our foray into lad’s magazine territory. Rikki Waters says she is attracted to the hairline on the back of a man’s neck. Ingela is now a successful photographer in Manhattan. Nothing bad happened when we gave Gianna a machete and a can of gasoline. Happy birthday, ladies!
Stress? Anxiety? Worry? No problem. Those conditions don’t exist with this crew of hotties around to melt that stress right out the door. Did you see yesterday’s Janet Jade pictorial and video? Janet recreates the famous Tool Belt Pin-up Girls of the past with a new twist. A lotta new twists. Thanks, Miss Jade! Please fix our wagon.
Janet at work.
Today, Jayden Prescott enjoys a hearty bumpty-hump in a fresh, no-holes-closed pictorial and video. No erotic zone, including her butt, is off-limits. Jayden’s the wife of a longtime SCORE reader, and together they generously, temporarily donated Jayden to the SCORE community. Their dream was to see Jayden as a SCORE Girl. Thank you, Mrs. Prescott!
Jayden is a reader’s wife.
On Saturday, gorgeous brunette Shione Cooper returns with a horny new video packed with sex…oily sex. Once again, it’s amazing how Shione went from barely topless last year to raw, boiling, hardcore XXX on SCORELAND and SCOREVideos. For which we say to her, thank you, Miss Cooper!
Shione is a girl to possess.
At ChristyMarks.com. Christy finds a test shot of a dude in the SCORE Studio and phones the guy to audition for one of her videos. Christy expects him to deliver the goods or take a hike. As always, Christy’s gotta get her some. She worships those big schlongs and really likes to make that popping sound when she gives a blow job. Thank you, Miss Marks!
Christy finds a test shot of a stud and wants to try him out.
It's bra modeling time in the Karla James Special.
Holy gazongas, Boob Man! Xmas gifts come way early this weekend at SCORELAND! First up, the stunning Karla James does a bra special in her fourth pictorial. Karla says, “I have to buy my bras from a well-known shop here in England called Bravissimo. They specialize in large support bras for big-busted women.” And they’re doing a fine job of work in supporting the big boobs of the UK, we might add! Don’t forget that next week, we wrap up this special with pictorial #5 plus a video. Ya don’t want to miss it.
Africa and friend take the sweater fetish to the limit in SCORE Theater.
Today, Africa wears the tightest sweater and the shortest mini-skirt she has for her date with an Englishman who sure loves him some big sweater bulges! Africa gives him everything she’s got and backs up that nice, round butt for his English banger in a SCORE Theater video called “Sweater Stretching And Anal” aka “Bangers And (Mammary) Mash.” Africa’s been cumming heresince 2001, and we’re always happy to see her cum. (Or as the Brits say, “I’m arriving.”)
Shione goes all the way on her first SCORELAND date!
And finally on Sunday, the month climaxes, and so does the model, in “Boobs, Boots And A Body For Sex”starring the mystery girl that Dave discussed in earlier blogs. So who’s this great mystery girl? Her name is Shione Cooper, and she’s another new, stacked Czech from a long line of buxom Czech beauties. Twenty-two-year-old Shione was only doing mild glamour pin-up posing (no open leg, no pink) when she started modeling last spring, but her chest was preceding her and turning her into the latest big-boobed European sensation. During the last two SCORE road trips to Prague in 2009, our schedules just didn’t connect in the same time-space continuum. Then we got the news that Shione was ready to do bottomless lap-dancing (read: fucking). We didn’t ask her why the change of pace, but never question the power of the boob gods and goddesses looking down from Mount Mammary. Just go with the flow. Shione doesn’t just lay there and say the ceiling needs painting, either. She’s as hot as a sex pistol…a 34DDD caliber sex pistol.
