Tag Archive: smartphones

Bimbo Kaya to the rescue

July 22, 2022 by Elliot James

Here we have the dark side of the smartphone and social media that the overlords of high tech don’t want you to know about.

Danny Steele’s brain is so absorbed by these mind control monsters that he tunes out busty Bimbo Kaya when she wants him to see her new outfit. Bimbo has to walk over to the couch and use everything in her anatomical arsenal to snap him out of his trance so she can get the hard dick she wants. Shocking! What are they doing to us?

Girls, got tits like Bimbo? Guys, got a dick like Danny Steele? Contact our studio at BeASCOREModel.com.

When they stop breathing, get off ’em. Just saying.

“Think Pink” with Harmony Reigns

September 15, 2015 by Elliot James

What did girls do before smartphones and selfie sticks? This question requires further research.

In “Think Pink,” Harmony Reigns shoots a few pix with her selfie-stick while she’s relaxing in bed.

Then Harmony swaps her selfie-stick for a chick stick to tickle her fancy and her fanny, which means pussy in British-English (but means ass in American-English).

Harmony’s changed her hair from brunette to blonde since her last time at SCORELAND in “Picked Up & Fucked.” Her fanny, aka her pussy, remains shaved and smooth. We’ve also added a second Bonus video.

“If I’m not with a girl or a guy, I’m masturbating with a big toy,” Harmony says. “I need to cum at least once a day!”

There's always time for selfie time.

SCORE big with December ’14 SCORE magazine

September 7, 2014 by Elliot James

December '14 SCORE. Get yours.

In this edition of the world’s #1 big-bust magazine, they dare to go bare and they do it with flair.

Brook Ultra, Bridgette B., Valory Irene, Annellise Croft, Angel Wicky, Amy Anderssen, Katarina Dubrova, Janet Jade and SCORE reader’s wife Barbie Kelley will bust you up.

Take your pick, traditional print or an exact page-for-page digital version for tablets and phones.

Reader R.N.’s letter to “Scorecard”: “Thanks for the great December 2014 issue. All the models are wonderful. Occasionally there is one model in an issue who is so thrilling that, although I start to pleasure myself over one of the others, I always return to that special beauty for the final moment of excitement when I cum. In the December issue, that honor belongs to lovely Barbie Kelley. When I first opened the magazine to Barbie’s layout, I got so excited that I almost shot my load in my pants.  Fortunately, I managed to get it out in time. Barbie is so hot that I have actually cum over her opening clothed photos. Please convey my compliments to Barbie and my appreciation to her husband for encouraging Barbie to share her charms with us lucky readers.”

Fine praise, indeed.

Check out the video trailer for this issue here or visit your friendly, neighborhood newsstand.

You won't see pictures like these in GQ magazine.

The rise of the selfies

May 13, 2013 by Elliot James

A selfie is a photo from mild to wild that a girl takes of herself with a digital camera or phone, then invariably posts it on some social network site.

There are two kinds of selfies. Sometimes the selfie is taken in a mirror; other times when the camera is at arms-length. Then there are the double selfies when the photographer and her friend are in the shot.

Selfies came into their own when cell phones began adding camera capabilities around 2004 but they really took off when smartphones hit in 2007.

Girls could have been taking selfies for years but they didn’t. If I had told a girl in school to take a self-shot of herself, she’d have thought I was nuts. They never thought of it for a second. And there was no internet. Who would see them?

Cameras the size of smartphones and smaller have been around for decades but the exposed film needed processing and that was 24 hours at the quickest, although Polaroid cameras produced instant prints.

Ease of use and immediate gratification is what attracts girls to selfies plus the websites to show themselves to the world. The latest digital cameras and smartphones can even show the subject what the picture will look like before she takes it.

Today, girls are camera-crazy and the smartphone is responsible for it.

Social scientists are just now beginning to study this exploding phenomenon.

I like seeing SCORELAND models’ selfies. It’s just not easy for them to get their boobs in the shot.

Krystal Swift pops a selfie.

 

 

Do people really watch porn on their smartphones? And, if so, why?

February 10, 2013 by Dave

The bigger the better, I always say. Here's Busty Dusty from the mid-90s.

Wasn’t it just a few years ago that big-screen everything was in? Or am I imagining that? I know for sure that back in the late 1970s and early 1980s when I would frequent the occasional peep-show booth, the privacy was great but the screens were too small (they seemed to have an odd film over them, too). Then, when the VHS craze started, the only bad thing was that we had to watch porn on 25-inch TV screens. Then the screens got bigger and bigger, and suddenly, we had life-sized tits and fucking on 60-inch screens. Bigger-than-life-sized tits and fucking was great! Or at least I thought it was.

Because now I’m finding out that people are using their smartphones and tablets for everything from text messaging to shopping to surfing the Internet to reading books. Yes, it’s true: People read books on their smartphones. How can anybody read a book on a screen that’s less than five inches high and about two-and-a-quarter inches wide?

But even more amazing: People are watching full-length movies on their smartphones. Some people never watch TV or use a desktop (soon to be a thing of the past) or laptop computer. They watch everything on their smartphones.

Elliot and I decide what to order from Autumn-Jade. But it's the guy on the right who's going to get served the boob plate special.

Including porn? Yes. Including porn. Not me. For me, the bigger the screen the better. But how about you? Our current poll asks, “Do you ever watch porn videos on a tablet or smartphone?”

The poll only has room for you to answer the question. But if you do watch porn on your smartphone, I have to ask…why?

The last poll asked, “Have you ever given a restaurant waitress a bigger tip than she ordinarily would have deserved just because she had big tits?”  The most-popular answer was, “Yes, and I expected nothing in return” at 49%, followed by “No, that’s foolish” at 33%. I’d like to point out in my defense (I voted for “Yes, and I expected nothing in return.”) that it’s not a matter of being foolish. It’s a matter of big tits locking up and making a mess of a big-tit lover’s brain. It is, basically, an involuntary reaction. So, I will continue to give bigger tips to waitresses with big tits, and there’s absolutely nothing I can do about it.

The world’s a-Twitter. Scoreland’s a-titter.

October 25, 2012 by Elliot James

Stephanie Stalls is all a titter.

A few weeks ago, I asked SCORELAND members if they go on any social networks. There are hundreds of these sites, and many countries have their own home-grown versions in their own languages. (Weibo is huge in China.)

But the current leaders in North America are Facebook and Twitter. Once king of the hill, MySpace is in the dumpster (which is where Facebook stock shares are currently residing).

The results were:

Facebook: 63%
Twitter: 10%
Google+: 5%
MySpace:  2%
Not listed: 20% (which seems to indicate that they don’t bother with them, period)

So why should you go on Twitter?

Two words: SCORE boobs.

Twitter isn’t just for smartphone users, although it was originally created for 24/7 phone users.  A person can go on Twitter on any desktop, lap top or tablet and communicate in short bursts of no more than 140 characters.

Maria is in charge of the SCORELAND Twitter site, where you can find the latest updates about who’s shaking their big boobs here, SCORE news, events, photos, new models, video links and other good things to keep abreast of. Lots of SCORELAND and XLGirls models follow us, too. You might meet some of your favorites.

I say join in and follow us.

Stay twitillated, my friends.

What else did I want to mention today? Oh, yeah. Sarah Rae’s got her Finger In The Pie over at XLGirls today. XLGirls.com is not responsible for seizures when you see her huge 38J boobs unleashed once again.