Tag Archive: soccer

Ana Montes’ World Cups

July 6, 2019 by Elliot James

Colombia didn’t make it to the Women’s World Cup, unfortunately. I’m not saying that they would have qualified for the World Cup had the Colombian team drafted Ana Montes last year. But she couldn’t have played, anyway. Ana was too busy showing off her big tits and pussy on her webcam.

But Colombia sure qualifies in the big-boobs department, as the past two years have proven.

SCORELAND makes up for this oversight with Ana on the football field, running, trampolining, breast bouncing, playing with the football, hot talking (captioned in English) and hands-on-pussy popping. She’s a tornado of boob energy.

Ana Montes runs out on the football field, boobs swinging.

 

Boobs flash! This just in. Some girls like to show their hooters in the street

October 5, 2012 by Elliot James

Regine, a Danish bombshell.

Has a girl ever flashed her tits at you in public?

And I don’t mean streetwalkers.

It’s happened a couple of times to me. The one I remember the most was in New Orleans at night during Mardi Gras week. This was before the flash-for-beads craze really took off. A girl and her girlfriends passed me and my friends on the street. We locked pupils, and she pulled down her tank and stuck her tongue out at me. Of course, I lost her in the crowd so that was that. But at least it was a perfect introduction because she had a nice, big pair. Mardi Gras and other carnival events around the world seem to be the most-common places for girls flashing, probably because everyone’s got a few drinks in them and their inhibitions are down.

Sasha Monet has a way to flag down highway help.

Celebrities get flashed a lot, especially entertainers. Girls will bare their chests for an autograph on their tits, too. Great lifestyle if you can get it. Very few do.

I didn’t know this, but flashing goes back to the Fifth Century BC when women flashed during festivals.

There are different kinds of flashing like mooning (more an act of defiance than teasing), streaking (which Linsey Dawn McKenzie did during an England vs. West Indies cricket match and during a charity football match) and something called anasyrma, which is when a girl lifts her skirt to show she’s not wearing panties. Yeah, there’s a scientific name for that.

XLGirl Charlie Cooper is one of the few models who’s talked about flashing. She lives in St. Louis, which also celebrates Mardi Gras. “St. Louis is the second-largest celebration in the country and trust me, I get bags of beads. The thing is when you go to Mardi Gras, you’re not supposed to flash. But the police will even ask to see and they’ll give you beads. But if you’re not careful, you can get a ticket. But I’ve never gotten a ticket in all my years of going. I go in a normal outfit, just something nice that I would wear out. And something that’s accessible from the top because I don’t want to lift up my shirt. I want to pull ’em out.”

Lori Pleasure may not be a flasher in the strictest definition of the word, but she’s practically topless when she wears her Wicked Temptation outfits in public. But I’d bet that she has flashed guys.

Shopping is a pleasure with Lori Pleasure.

Then there is the now-classic layout of Niki Knockers flashing all over Manhattan for the March 2000 SCORE, a fast sell-out because it was Chelsea Charms’ cover debut issue.

How Miss Knockers didn't attract a flash mob is beyond me.

Usually the police will ticket a flasher for showing her tits if they catch her in the act. I think this law should be wiped off the books.

A pair of boobs and nipples has never hurt anyone.

Are we in agreement here?

Crystal Gunns flashed a fan at a Glamourcon show.

 

 

 

 

 

There’s no news like new news

June 12, 2012 by Elliot James

And the Blog-o-vision news today is that on Thursday and Friday, there is a 100% chance of a big-boobed and pretty newcomer at SCORELAND.

SCORE will be a first for her. By coincidence, she’s a first for us. We were made for each other.

You all love newbies, don’t you?

I’ll tell you a few things about our young flower before her video and photo set goes live.

She’s 21 years old and has a difficult time finding 36GG bras.

She played soccer and basketball in school. Now she does yoga at home.

She likes to read, write poetry and drink beer, and although she doesn’t look it, she’s a super-fan of the thrash-metal band Slayer.

Yeah, it’s looking like sunny skies ahead.

Our latest New Discovery this Thursday.

Summertime and the livin’ at SCORELAND is easy

June 26, 2010 by Elliot James
Chapter 3 of Mamazon The Movie: Rachel Love takes on two guys!

Chapter 3 of Mamazon The Movie: Rachel Love takes on two guys!

Frying in the sun has its limitations. That’s where SCORELAND comes in. Cool off and heat up with this weekend’s hot babes doing what they do best. Mamazon The Movie continues the cliffhanging with Chapter 3 and tough-girl Rachel Love learning the jungle boogie from two of her prisoners. If Queen Alexis Silver finds out, there’s gonna be hell to pay.

Morgan Leigh is a Busty Swinger in a matching video and photo set. Not exactly a swinger. Kind of a swinger. See slim-n-stacked cutie Morgan swing, play and tit-chat hotter than a $4.95-a-minute phone sex operator.

Bikini time for shapely Kaytee!

Bikini time for shapely Kaytee!

Morgan Leigh: Busty Swinger

Morgan Leigh: Busty Swinger

Kaytee Carter shows off the kind of bikini she wears at home by her pool. That’s the kind of swimsuit that gets guys at the beach whipping out their cell phone cameras!

Annina stuffs those world cups in a teeny bikini.

Annina stuffs those world cups in a teeny bikini.

And Annina wears an extreme swimsuit that ‘s not easy to figure out. It ties here, loops there and ultimately makes her a sexy, wrapped package. Over in Germany, Annina is making public appearances rooting for her home boys in the World Cup. The German team won on Wednesday, so Annina must be creaming in her jeans.

Have a great weekend and keep SCORING!

This oughta get you interested in the World Cup. You know, the soccer tournament?

June 11, 2010 by Dave

The World Cup started today, and Merilyn Sakova wants to know who you’re rooting for.

Merilyn thinks Mexico will rack up some wins.

Merilyn thinks Mexico will rack up some wins.

Merilyn demonstrates England's spread offense, whatever that is.

Merilyn demonstrates England's spread offense. Whatever that is.

The key for Italy will be using Merilyn's tits to distract the opposing goalkeeper. With Merilyn around, there should be a lot of head balls.

The key for Italy will be using Merilyn's tits to distract the opposing goalkeeper. With Merilyn around, there should be a lot of head balls.

This is why soccer players are always rolling around on the field clutching their groins.

This is why soccer players are always rolling around on the field clutching their groins.

Like most Americans, Danielle doesn't care who wins. All she knows is that there are going to be a lot of balls flying around for the next month.

Like most Americans, Danielle doesn't care who wins. All she knows is that there are going to be a lot of balls flying around for the next month.