Imagine if the photos in your favorite magazine (that would be SCORE, of course) could move. I’m not talking about those old-time flip books, the ones filled with pictures on pages that you’d flip from front to back real fast to simulate motion (“Those were great,” Elliot James just said). Elliot also just said, “They were going to make porno flip books, then video came along and ruined everything!” Elliot, are you a hundred years old or something?
Anyway, I used to read SCORE and Voluptuous and wonder what it would be like to have video imbedded in the magazine. Then, because that was impossible, we started including DVDs with the newsstand edition of the magazines (and now, we also offer a subscription that includes magazine and bonus DVD). So that was the perfect combination of photos and video.
And now…the even-more-perfect combination of photos and video: the digital edition of the July ’12 issue of SCORE with videos imbedded in the pictorials. For example, you’re digitally flipping through the pictorial of Melissa Manning when you come upon that instantly recognizable video arrow. You click it. And a video starts playing!
Yep, the digital version of the July ’12 issue of SCORE, available for only $8.99 at eBoobStore.com, includes five videos imbedded in the magazine: solos of Charley Green and Melissa, tit-to-tit of Valory Irene and Lana Ivans and XXX boy-girls with Kelly Christiansen and Stephanie Stalls.
“They’re very cool,” Elliot said. He should know. He was around when flip books were hip.
Now at SCORELAND, Jasmine Shiraz, our resident Jersey Girl, shows how going oily to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy and extremely stiff. What Jasmine Shiraz does so beautifully: A.) Shakes her naturals up and down and side to side with exceptional skill. She could operate an Xbox Kinect with her boobs. B.) Self-sucks and self-licks her nipples with excellent oral talents. C.) Oils herself like a Renaissance artist. I can imagine Jasmine at the New Jersey shore during the summer when she reaches for the bottle of suntan oil.
Natalie Fiore: enough sweatermeat for six so-called super-models.
Every time I see a new photo set or a video of Natalie Fiore, it’s like Thanksgiving. And her breasts just keep growing and growing. I’m in awe of that top-shelf expansion that never seems to end. Nassau, Prague, Grand Bahama Island, Mexico…every SCORE trip she takes, Natalie is bustier. She must need a full-time tailor to fit her. Any takers for the job? Take a number like I did and wait your turn for the interview. I have to throw in that Natalie really knows how to dress to impress. Her choices in tops, and everything else, are perfect. I’d love to do a tight titty-top video with her for SCOREtv one day.
First time XXX vid for Asha Marie @ XLGirls.com
She’s dressed in a tight, low-cut cardigan before the action kicks off, and there’s no better showcase than this kind to display Asha Marie’s sensational trophies today at XLGirls.com. In the video (her first guy-girl XXX) when cam-girl/web designer Asha says, “Put that cock in my tight, little ass,” the video editor should have added a majestic choral music overlay to the audio. “I love my life, and I’m not sure there’s much I want to do that I haven’t done yet but I’m always open to new experiences,” Asha revealed. “I’m happy and I like it when life surprises me. I love sex, especially oral, giving and receiving.”
Two fistfuls of Maserati
Maserati is a fairly recent arrival and someone who had to be in SCORE and V-mag. It’s rack attack time at SCORELAND tomorrow with more bumping and grinding by awesome Maserati in a hardcore special. Sport fucking. It’s the only sport Maserati seems to like. “I am a super girly-girl,” she said. “Playing sports breaks nails!” She sure knows how to put a guy’s nuts in third gear.
Lots of props come in after a Maserati photo set or video. This one by Brad was different than most. He wrote, “It seems kinda weird, but as much as I love seeing Maserati fuck, I’d love to see her in more solo scenes. Obviously, this goddess looks amazing in hardcore, but she’s just so fucking perfect, I want to worship her solo as well!” No worries, Brad. We love solos, too.
And now we come to Amber Bach, who I have always enjoyed seeing in action. Amber is Bach at SCORELAND on Sunday, and she hasn’t changed a bit since she was playing hooky at BigTitHooker.com a few years ago. What’s different in this spankin’ new scene, “Three’s Cum-pany,” is that Amber does her first threesome for SCORE, and it’s a cum-dinger. Hot, nasty and furious, the way a threesome should be. This ain’t the romance hour, and these two dudes are not bringing Amber flowers and chocolate. I have to give Amber 200% props for this one. She’s a real slim ‘n’ stacked steamer, and the way she gets her supple bod into a non-stop series of gym-nasty fucking-and-sucking positions truly impressed me. I didn’t know she was that athletic. I called it a big-boobed ballet of boning. After watching it, I called our DVD producer, E., who I knew was putting together a SCORE threesome DVD for an upcoming catalog, and urged him to add the scene to it.
Pressure-raising vixens not satisfied with the routine life of the 9 to 5 grind, they reject society’s repression of their sexhibitonistic natures and bare their savory bods for the Boob Brotherhood with the single-minded goal of mutual satisfaction.
New at SCORELAND, nymphalicious titillator Daylene Rio, fresh from her bed-breaking brawl with Sara Jay in a thunderous three-way, applies her tender touch in a monkey-spanking-new Tits, Tugs & Tongue, powered even more by her fresh mouth and extensive dirty vocabulary. By the end, her chest is totally coated. And you thought only banks handled big deposits. By the way, notice anything different about Daylene?
On Sunday, recent arrival Alex Chance struts her stuff in a sexy peel-down from the pages of the March ’12 V-mag. A hot young chick who switched from cocktail shaking as a bartender to the shaking of her natural 36DDDs, Alex brings her GND coed looks to our campus of curvalicous cuties.
Chance favors the bold.
On the subject of curvy cleavage couriers, none are more drooled upon, literally and figuratively, than Angela White and Maggie Green, meeting for the first time in pair-adise. They speak in tongues, extremely wet tongues, and no holes are barred, just bared. Will they ever meet again? We don’t know. Just enjoy them while you have them. As James Bond once said, “I must be dreaming.” I may be a colonel of corn but it seems like only yesterday that Dave and I, slack-jawed and breastnotized, were watching Angela proudly show off her body-hugging Dicky dress in a 2003 interview. Angela was a cherubic 18-year-old coed fresh off the jet from Australia, and her dream was to be a SCORE and V-mag model. I still can’t believe it’s going to be nine years ago this June.
The colors of SCORE: White & Green
Look out for girls named Delilah
Over at XLGirls.com, today brings the long awaited arrival of Delilah Black, bringing her pettable pillows to the party and not dodging the splashback of her faceless human geyser in a P.O.V. dream hook-up that’ll be guaranteed to motivate tit-men to try to get a spot in Delilah’s date book. Wow, is she a hottie, and what a pretty face, too!
Plus at SCOREVideos.com, desirable debutante sex-kitten Reina Lee further hones her purr-suasive talents at male pattern nut-busting with a second steam-driven session of 100% pole-verizing jiggle-sex. The decision is in. The court of cum-extraction affirms Reina’s conviction at cock-worshiping and agrees with her oral argument. Hopefully, more visual evidence of exotic Reina’s corpus delicious will be presented to the judge’s bench in the near future. Court adjourned.
Lola. She made the dress herself. The breasts are naturals.
So the other day, I’m browsing through the editors’ photo archive, which is basically where we keep the photo sets and videos that are available for publication–our inventory is what it is–when I come across a girl I haven’t seen but is very impressive. So I call Elliot over and say, “Elliot, who is this girl?”
He tells me. Her name is Lola. She’s not a showgirl. She’s a drama student at a university in Prague, Czech Republic. Her boyfriend is a V-mag reader.
I ask Elliot if Lola has been published in a magazine. He tells me that she was in the Holiday 2011 Voluptuous. I check it out. The headline on the pictorial is “Heavenly Hooters.” I agree.
Lola’s photos were posted yesterday and her matching video goes live today at SCORELAND, and when you see her, you’ll understand why I was smitten, why I grabbed a copy of the Holiday ’11 V-Mag and brought it home. Why I couldn’t wait to see this video.
Lola is a brunette with big, natural, hanging tits and long, shapely legs. She has a look on her face like, “I want to fuck you, and I know how to fuck you.” I love the way this girl’s tits hang. Late in the set, she pulls out a big dildo and fucks her pussy with it. We get views from underneath and get to see her the way she’s look if she was standing over you, boobs hanging, pussy filled.
Lola is 26 years old and from the Czech Republic. If she doesn’t go on to become a porn star, I’d be shocked. She just has that look. The look I love. It’s not the look of love. It’s better than that.
And that boyfriend of hers? She’ll have him hitting the road in no time at all.
Boob mania strikes hard this weekend. The deck is stacked. It’s time to play. Feed your need for huge tits. SCORE is here to help. As Maria mentioned in yesterday’s Blog, the great Maserati has returned to SCORELAND for another steam-driven sheet creamer. This time, Maserati’s laptop has failed. All those pix and videos crashed out. Maserati needs a techno geek to help her in “I Got The Power!” and she sure does have the power. He’ll be plugging his P-jack into her C-port if he can get past those smotherin’ fun-bags this sex-bomber carries!
Maserati needs a plug and play.
At XLGirls.com, top fave Charlie Cooper has arrived for a fresh tits-and-ass doubleheader in still and movin’ pictures. This week, there’s no damn man-can to block even a millimeter of her spectacular body ’cause Charlie flies solo in a big and bold private show. Wham, jam, it’s Charlie Cam! You’ll learn why oil prices have gone up in “Big-Boobed Detonation.”
The superwoman of XLGirls, Charlie's an angel!
SCORE magazine has been giving away the signed bras of the stars since the March 2007 issue. In “Win Minka’s Bra, Tits & Pussy!” playing at SCOREVideos.com, one lucky bra winner learns he has won Minka’s 44KK hooter holster when Minka herself knocks on his door with her autographed bra in hand. No post office delivery needed. From Minka’s tits to his wall. Once he gets over the shock of this personal delivery, Minka gives him a once-in-a-lifetime schtupping fit for a king. Like we always say, Minka rewards loyalty. If the bra fits, you must fuck those tits.
A bra contest winner gets more than he expected.
Back at SCORELAND, Diane Poppos‘ pictorial from the November ’11 Voluptuous goes on-line just in time for a pre-Thanksgiving thanks giving for Diane’s return to the lights, camera and action of the SCORE studio. And those ain’t butterballs hiding under her dress. That’s some prime-ass, heavier-than-ever beautiful breastesses. They grow ’em big in Texas, and Diane’s ready to share the wealth, for which we give thanks! Honk if you love Diane’s holiday hooters.
Diane celebrates Texas tits-giving.
And tasty titillicious temptress Micky, covergirl of November ’11 V-mag, shares the boobiful bounty of mother nature’s blessings. Even if you’re not American, you’ll be giving thanks as Micky parades her pleasing pulchritude. And yes, they do float! What a peach of a pair! Micky’s generosity is matched only by her cup size. The SCORE Group thanks all of you luscious ladies for what we are about to receive this weekend.
During Boob Cruise 2000 in April of that year, Casey James, Maxi Mounds and Minka were nicknamed The Tit-ans. People used to trail our ship in small boats to see these three on deck and on the beach. I never saw anything like it.
In 2001, SCORE brought this trio, plus Plenty UpTopp, SaRenna Lee and Kayla Kleevage, to Florida for a movie called Mega-Boob Olympics. The DVD became one of our biggest hits and continues to sell very well. I’ve seen the DVD in dozens of stores. There’s something about girls stacked like Otis Sweat models brought to life that exerts an hypnotic power on lots of breast-men. Super-sized tits may not be for every man but for a very sizable group, they are.
The Bra-killers and Their Deadly Weapons
This week, the eBoobStore releases the DVD The Tit-ans, a solo compilation of 16 super-juggy SCORE babes spanning the past 10 years. There’s oiling, creaming, tight tops, bras, swimsuits and costumes, wet T-shirts, toy fucking and sucking, JO encouragement and more by the greats, both longtime faves and newbies such as Angel Gee, Angelique, Melonie Charm, Kayla Kleevage, Casey, Maxi and the newest fantasy super-titter to bust out into the world, Germany’s Beshine in her only DVD to date.
Boobs beyond belief. The Tit-ans have ’em. Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.
A few SCORELAND members have noticed the ass-smothering tight jeans that some of the girls have been wearing lately and they’ve emailed or commented about it. It looks like spray-painted jeans. Today, add the sexy ass of Lana Ivans to the jeans buster club. Lana, a big ratings hit on New Years Eve with her debut hardcore video “Total Sex,” has a video in SCORE Theater today called “Tight Jeans Tight Top.” Lana models her own 36E cup bra, talks about bra shopping (she buys them in France), boobs, fucking, cock sucking and where she wants to take herself in her modeling roadmap. Then Lana takes off the super-snug jeans and gets down to wearing only the wind so her fingers can do the talking. Lana’s a happy, always smiling girl-next-door who likes to spread the joy. There’s plenty of it in this video.
This is our latest hot and horny Sunday interview video with a SCORE model. Last week was Kelly Christiansen and the weeks before her was Kitana Flores, Beshine,Dors Feline, Elaina Gregory and Natalie Fiore. A much better way to spend Sundays than watching overpaid dudes tossing a football. I’m sure Lana approves this message.
She guest-starred on SCOREtv on Wednesday, but Daylene Rio’s visit to SCORELAND would not be complete unless she bounced up and down on the pole. So this weekend, that’s exactly what Miss Rio does in her own wet way. And Sophie Mae brings her considerable breast play talents to “SCORE Theater” with a fresh bouncy-and-shaky vid. And Sophie chats while she’s jiggling, something she hasn’t done before! Miss Mae pulls out the stops in this one. You can thank us on Monday. Thanks for being you, Daylene and Sophie.
Plus some B-Day shout-outs this week to Carrie Ashton (December 14), Denise Derringer (December 16), Ashley Bond (December 16), Winter Morgan (December 18) and Tiffany Towers (December 19).
Being an editor here in the Universe of all things TITS, well, I’ve seen a lot of funbags, guys. I’ve seen ’em bigger than big and I’ve seen ’em in every color. There are oblong ones, hangers, missiles, cannons, perkies, jumbos, pancakes and whoppers.
That said, I’ve been looking at the footage and photos that were shot in the Dominican Republic, and for the first time in a long time…I am in AWE of the mammary splendor. I mean, it’s like nipple Nirvana!
So, I let my sticky fingers wander…(I just realized how perverted that sounds! LOL) and I pilfered some extra shots for you guys.
Kristina Milan, Arianna Sinn and Miosotis…enough tit power to milk a plethora of peckers!
This first one is of Kristina Milian and Miosotis just hanging out. But wait…who’s the meat in that tit sandwich? Why, it’s Arianna Sinn, and man, her tits are overshadowed by the sheer girth of these Latinas’ tatas. It’s mind-boggling!
I have never seen a pair of…milk jugs?…like Kristina Milan’s.
They are like sacks of lactation, man!
You might not, but Kristina Milan sure does GOT MILK!
I watched Kristina’s solo video at least three times, and seeing her tits drip and drip and drip…well, it made me want some Oreos real bad!
As a busty Latina, I have a special place in my heart for other busty Latinas, and Kristina touches my special place.
(Oh, wow, I am full of these dirty one-liners today, eh?)
What I meant to say was that I really like watching Kristina touch her special place and let her boobies leak all over the place.
You guys enjoy these behind the scenes pics of the ladies in the Domican Republic while I go grab some cookies.
And be sure to check out Kristina’s two-day special on XLGirls.com. Today, she struts her stuff, and tomorrow, she fucks. And yes, the WHOLE time her tits are raining breastmilk like glorious fountains. 🙂 Can’t wait!
Imagine if the photos in your favorite magazine (that would be SCORE, of course) could move. I’m not talking about those old-time flip books, the ones filled with pictures on pages that you’d flip from front to back real fast to simulate motion (“Those were great,” Elliot James just said). Elliot also just said, “They were going to make porno flip books, then video came along and ruined everything!” Elliot, are you a hundred years old or something?
