HAPPY SPANKSGIVING!
Thanksgiving: A time for the eating of turkey.
Spanksgiving: A time to give your dick a jerky.
Ah, the great day of thanks. A time for us to eat and eat and eat and watch football. And eat.
A time of dishes and best wishes. A plethora of pies and contented, stuffed sighs.
While we know that pigskin and turkey will occupy your time today, we think that
on this day, we should all be grateful for the ladies who make you beat your meat.
So, in the great tradition of Spanksgivings gone by, allow me to give you our list of what we are grateful for this year.
THIS YEAR, WE ARE GRATEFUL…
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- …That Angela White FINALLY fucked.
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- …that Eva Notty and Sarah Satori like to share.
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- …for underwater camera equiptment.
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- …when girls kiss other girls.
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- …and for Janet Jade’s ass.
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- …for Janet Jade’s tits.
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- …to Japan for every inch of Hitomi.
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- …for, um, bowties. Yeah, that’s it. Bowties.
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- …that Natalie Fiore’s tits KEEP ON GROWING!
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- …that the British had us cumming all year.
