October 23, 2011 by Maria
This photo is about cream. This photo is about pie. This blog post is about creampie. Okay?
I apologize if the photo of Veronica is misleading. At no point in this blog are we going to talk about cherry pie. We are not even going to be chatting about baked goods. If you are hungry, go get a sandwich and then come back because I repeat: There will be no pie talk here.
Nope.
We are going to discuss creampies. Creampies, as in when a lady has a slit full of swimmers. Creampie, as in when a woman’s pussy is full of population paste. A clam full of man chowder. A box full of spunk. A snatch oozing skeet. A slit oozing penis tears. A fur burger with extra sauce on the inside…
Okay, I think I made my point.
Creampies came to mind today because I have noticed a lot of them happening in SCORELAND and SCOREVideos lately and I thought to myself, “The idea of firing off a round of sperm into a lady’s gash must be very hot for a dude.” (FYI, Beverly Paige gets a creampie this weekend at SCOREVideos.)
But, as I am on the receiving end of the pie situation, I can’t say that for sure. Do chicks like it when a man cums inside them? Maybe, if that’s their prerogative. I mean…there’s a lot of clean-up involved, but I like to think that women are willing to do what it takes to keep their men happy. (I think that makes more sense than what Dave thinks because according to him, the allure of the creampie is that real women don’t do all the things that XXX stars do. So when you see it, you are into it because most “regular” women refuse to play the part of the cum receptacle during the sexy time.) I beg to differ, but then again, this blog is not about me.
It’s about YOU. Do YOU like to leave your men behind after storming a chick’s beach? Is that something you are into? And watching it ooze out of her love tunnel…does that do it for you? I know some of you would rather let your semen splashdown on a woman’s tits, and hey, that’s cool. But is depositing your load in her lady bank something you like to do?
Chime in!
xoxo,
Maria
October 5, 2011 by Maria
In this photoset from the March '10 V-mag, Janet Jade and Christy Marks take a load all over their tits.
I want to talk about a little topic that causes a big uproar: CUM.
Moreover, the proper placement and disposal of cum.
I often talk to men and women about the topic of swallowing sperm. When I speak to dudes, they almost always say it’s better to cum all over a girl and infinitely better when she swallows.
But when I speak to different models and interview them about the most-intimate details of their sex lives, I always get mixed reviews.
When you have big boobs, there will always be some dude who wants to spray his baby batter all over your bountiful bosom. Big-boobed gals always deal with that. If you let a guy tit-fuck you, he is going to want to paint your rack a whiter shade of goo.
But what about during BJs? Let’s say you don’t take a creamin’ all over your chesticles. Let’s say you take it in your…um, dicksucker. Is is appropo to spit? Is it okay to swallow? Are spitters really quitters?
That is what is on my mind when I chat with ladies about the proper way to dispose of a man’s seed.
Most models tell me that they swallow and it is not a big deal. Some of them tell me that they spit discreetly. (Which I might not really have a handle on. How do you hock up skeet discreetly?) And some of them say that they do not enjoy a man cumming in their mouth at all.
But almost 100% of them say that it really depends on the taste of said spunk. Which pretty much puts the ball in your court, guys. (They also say that cumming in their eyeballs is NOT COOL. It burns. It’s terrible. DO NOT CUM IN WOMEN’S EYES!) Ultimately, whether your spunk is swallow’able is up to you.
The way I see it is that we big-boobed gals lotion up our knockers and wear bras to keep them nice and tight for YOU. So, it’s kind of your responsibility to ensure that your swimmers are savory.
According to GOOGLE and various sources on the Internet, (Yes, my job consists of finding out how to make your cum taste better. lol), men should drink more water, less coffee and avoid junk food. They should also eat more fresh fruits, veggies (but not asparagus) and herbs and should avoid red meat for better-tasting sperm.
After my research, I deduced that spitters are NOT necessarily quitters, they are just girls who have come into a batch of bad cum. My suggestion is that if you want more ladies to guzzle down your man juice, you should make sure it’s fresh and delicious.
Aren’t you glad we had this chat? I know I am. Hopefully this will lead to better-tasting spunk everywhere.
A girl can only (cream) dream.
xoxoxo.
Maria
