Tag Archive: Spills

Busty pillow fighting: the only genuine kind of pillow fight

October 27, 2011 by Elliot James
Pillow fighting. World's greatest sport.

Pillow fighting. World's greatest sport.

Did you know that on April 2, 2011, there were huge pillow fights around the earth? “International Pillow Fight Day” has been held every year since 2008. From Taipei, Taiwan to Pisa, Italy; from Birmingham, Alabama to Hamburg, Germany, flash mobs gather every year to whack each other with pillows in an outdoor location.

The world record for the most-massive pillow fight is 3,706 people, documented by Guinness. It was held as a charity event in 2008 in Minehead, Somerset, England.

There’s even an all-female Pillow Fight League that’s been operating out of Toronto, Ontario since 2007. This is a lot rougher and tougher than your average pillow fight, although biting and hair-pulling and putting a brick in the pillow are violations of the official rules.

Unfortunately, the origin of the first pillow fight, and who invented this art form, is lost in the mists of time. My attempt at local libraries and colleges to uncover who was responsible for the world’s first pillow fight was generally answered by “Huh?” and “Stop calling.”

So while we cannot celebrate the creators of the pillow fight on postage stamps and in music and TV, we can enjoy the fruits of their labor. I’m not interested in those massive, public pillow fights. The only true pillow fight must be conducted on a bed among young, busty women in skimpy lingerie, and they need to bounce up and down a lot. And giggle a lot. Extra points are awarded for exposed nipples or tits that spill out. It’s also within the boundaries of true pillow fighting for the participants to masturbate side-by-side with vibrators in a post-pillow fight cool down, Christy Marks and Angela White did this a few years ago at SCORELAND.

Any other kind of pillow fighting is bogus and an affront to the spirit of bonafide pillow fighting. Be that as it may, I still support International Pillow Fight Day.

Pillow fighters like Catt Green and Beverly Paige. Angela White and Christy Marks. Now they’re genuine pillow fighters!

Boobs…Spill Magnets

October 17, 2009 by Maria

I think that every big-boobed woman in the world will agree with me when I say that sometimes having big boobs can be challenging. For example, buying a bra, or rather, FINDING a bra can turn into something like the quest for the holy grail. And finding a bra that fits AND is cute or sexy is like finding a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Yeah, good luck.

Spill Zone! Oops! Mustard: 1 Vixen: 0

Spill Zone! Oops! Mustard: 1 Vixen: 0

One of the big challenges that big-boobers everywhere face is the strange force that pulls anything that can stain and/or spill to your tits. It never fails. One second you are enjoying a bite of food and the next, you are digging for it down your cleavage. Or one second you are drinking something and the next, a magical hole has opened in your chin and said liquid is now all over your shirt and tits.

It happens. A lot, apparently.

In fact, as I was looking at pictures of hot naked chicks, er, researching this topic, I came across some pics of Vixen LaMoore and lo and behold, like clockwork, while eating a hotdog, mustard attacked her tits. (Now who can blame that mustard, though? Wouldn’t you want to attack Vixen LaMoore’s tits?) It’s like big boobs are magnets that attract everything from men to spills of mustard.

And then of course you have to get a napkin and wet it and rub on  your boobs and your shirt and your boobs through your shirt and before you know it, you are putting on a semi-erotic rub-show for everyone who is watching. (Not that they mind.) Who could look away while a woman is digging in her tits and rubbing them vigorously?

Now, some of you guys out there in blogland have big-breasted wives and girlfriends. Does this

Doesn't the look on Vixen's face scream, "Please lick this off my body!"?

Doesn't the look on Vixen's face scream, "Please lick this off my body!"?

happen to them a lot? Spills on the rack and bits of this and that down the cleavage tunnel? I would love to hear your stories.

xoxox,

Maria