May 8, 2012 by Maria
Amber Bach knows a thing or two about keeping her tits fit.
I am going to let you in on a little secret: Tits need exercise, too.
In fact, physical titness is a very important aspect of a busty woman’s regimen. Breasts need to be jiggled, massaged, oiled and squeezed at least once a day to maintain said levels of titness.
Just check out Amber Bach on SCORELAND today in a video that happens to take place in a ladies’ locker room. She shows you how she hops around in her sports bra and then, of course, how she hops around out of her sports bra. In fact, there is so much hopping around and titty bouncing that your heart rate will go up and you are liable to break a sweat.
We must advise that if at any time you feel dizzy during this bout of physical titness, you sit down and rest. We don’t want you to become over-eXXXerted.
What else can you expect from this video of Amber?
You get to see Amber dribble spit all over her nipples…you know, to keep them hydrated. You see her oiling up her bod, too, because lubrication is important for range of motion. (I really don’t know what that means or if it makes sense, but fuck, it sounded legit.) You even get to see her work out her muscles…her pussy muscles, that is! She fingers her box for all it’s worth, over and over. I believe in the workout world, they call those reps.
Physical titness…check it out. Because working out is important.
xoxox
Maria
April 1, 2012 by Maria
Here we see Gabriella Michaels in a constricting sports bra. Granted, she is running and they should be strapped down, but some women wear these kind of boob squishing bras on a daily basis just because. I call that Breastphemy! Breast Blasphemy!
So, I am going to rant a little and I ask that all of you bear with me because I have been witness to something that I consider to be a crime and I need to talk about it.
Today I am going to go off about minimizer bras and tight sports bras.
First of all, if I could, I would do away with these inhumane tit prisons that squash, squeeze and flatten the life out of the breasts that we hold dear.
I mean, who invented these tata traps, anyway?
As a woman who has worn these torture devices, I can honestly say that they are NOT comfortable. I have worn a minimizer before to flatten my breasts into submission so I could wear a button-up shirt, buttoned up to the top. First of all, who wants to button their buttons all the way up? Second of all, busty women shouldn’t be wearing button up shirts that don’t show cleavage.
Why am I talking about this?
Well, I am sick and tired of seeing busty women stuffed into these things. I am tired of the way that they look misshapen and bulky, like their breasts are suffocated and trying to burst free. Have you seen a woman in one of these things? She looks like a tube of toothpaste that someone stepped on but didn’t take the cap off of.
It really hurts my feelings.
Granted, if you are going to go for a run or get on a Stairmaster, then by all means, strap those puppies down. But I see women wearing these tit-squishing bras every day and they are NOT in the gym.
In fact, I met a girl who told me that she wears them because she doesn’t like her boobs and tries to push them down out of the way.
I know…I, too, was shocked.
But that is what I like to refer to as “Boob Shame.” That is when a busty chick has been taught to hate her boobs.
I know, it’s crazy.
I will go further into detail about that in another blog.
For now let’s discuss how big breasts should be celebrated. They should be put in pretty bras that showcase them, not in tight, constricting bras that flatten them. Tits are glorious. They should not be hidden or strapped down.
It really upsets me.
What about you guys? I want to hear your opinions.
Okay…rant over.
xoxo,
Maria
Gabriella's tits look happier in this bra...don't you think?
