Life in the (Porn) Movies: An editor’s tale
“Sometimes I act in porno movies.”
Whenever I say that, I laugh because the immediate reaction I get is, “YOU’VE BEEN IN PORNOS?” followed by what I like to think is about five seconds where the person in front of me imagines me naked and doing all sorts of things.
That is followed by a brief glimmer of disappointment when I say, “I am not a naked actress.”
Because I am not. I am not even a good non-naked actress, to be honest. I just happen to be at the right place at the right time when our studio needs extras to play a part in a XXX movie. Granted, I took some drama classes in high school. I do not think they prepared me to be in naughty films.
To date, I have been in a handful of our DVDs, and sometimes, when I want to laugh, I will watch my awkward and sometimes funny appearances. My three favorites?
1) Stacked Street Sluts #2
This was my “first time” on camera in a room full of awesome and very hot chicks. I got to hang out with Alexis Silver. She was wearing a butt plug. She went on to do anal. I went on to play the part of a madame who was selling Alexis’ snug asshole to a customer. I was nervous. It was evident. It went down in history as one of the funniest moments of my XXX film life.
2) My Big Plump Wedding:
I played a wedding guest in this movie and it was by far the most-fun wedding I have ever been to. There were so many XL Girls stars running around, I was pretty much losing my mind. Plus, I got to wear a dress and pretend I was in a church. I don’t know if you guys know this or not, but the idea of porn in a church is pretty hilarious.
3) K-JUGS:
I played a behind-the-scenes boxing coach to Renee Ross and Samantha 38G, pumping them up and having them box practically naked for me. I really enjoyed it. I box in real life, so it was pretty awesome to play-fight with these ladies. Also, I very much enjoy Samantha 38G. She is very hilarious. Renee Ross and I are good gal pals, so I liked working with her, too. Somewhere out there on the cutting room floor is never-before-seen footage of me jumping rope with them. It will probably never see the light of day.
So there you have it. There are other fine films I have appeared in, but these three are my faves. If you happen to have a copy of any of them, please check me out.