Yesterday’s Blog by Dave brought back many happy memories of sitting stage-side in strip clubs with glazed eyes and heightened expectations of who was going to take it off next.
And those expectations were the only I had. Never go to a strip club thinking you’re going to “get lucky” or meet a future girlfriend. Just take it for what it offers: a parade of naked, dancing tits and ass inches from your face and a fun way to hang out for a couple of hours.
Yes, I was a zombie and a happy one. Dancers turned me into a zombie and I enjoyed every second.
I’m no longer a strip club zombie. I’ve stopped going to strip clubs because it’s impossible to find big-boobed dancers anymore in South Florida. In fact, the last one I actually saw was now-retired Cindy Cupps at the Booby Trap in Pompano Beach.
However, if you know of any, we want to know, so contact us at model@scoregroup.com or visit SCOREModelsWanted.com.
Flower-child Melissa Mandlikova wrapped her soft tits around a pole (a lamp post, to be exact) during a sunny fling outdoors in a photo set posted yesterday at SCORELAND.
It reminded me of many a happy hour sitting in a dark topless club watching strippers wrap their boobs around poles. It’s a very relaxing activity, and I recommend it. Whoever invented a pole sticking out of a dance stage was a freaking genius.
Pole dancing allegedly began in the 12th century for pagan fertility rites. In the early 20th century, traveling tent shows employed dancers to lure the crowds. Some of these carny dancers would perform around the tent’s center pole. Some claim that the Canadian strip clubs originated and modernized pole dancing as we know it in the 1980s. There’s a petition to make pole dancing an Olympic sport.
When a girl with big boobs encounters a pole, magical things happen.
Here are some other magical pole moments out of SCORELAND.
