What a bunch of assholes!
Here at SCORELAND, it’s all about the boobs, right? Well, kinda. I mean, I have a bit of a one-track mind, and nothing stops me in my tracks like a big, jiggly rack. But let’s face it: Man can not live on tits alone. Once in a while, we need something to stick our cocks in rather than between. And that, of course, is where pussy and ass come in.
So a bunch of us were standing around the other day talking about assholes. No, not people who are assholes. Buttholes. Brown-eyed winkies (I hate that term). The orifice 90 degrees south (or north if she’s on all fours) of the pussy. Yeah, I know you know where it is. And that got me to thinking, “Who has the best asshole in SCORELAND history?” Here are some candidates. Notice that each asshole looks like it hasn’t been fucked, even though it might have been. Remember what Woody Allen says at the end of Hannah and Her Sisters: “The asshole is a very resilient little muscle.” Okay, that’s not exactly what he says, but close. If anyone has any nominations, I can try to add them to this posting.
Jack nominated Sharday's tight asshole for consideration.
Chloe Vevrier can't decide whether to lick Danni Ashe's pussy or asshole.
Ariana (left) and Dawn Stone are Boob Cruising. I'd like to go asshole cruising with either of them.
Kylee Nash seems to be saying, "I have an open hole if you want it!"
Is Stevie Kaye trying to show off her tits, her pussy or her asshole? I'm voting for asshole.