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Cleavage: the “Wow!” factor

November 16, 2011 by Dave
Raquel Grant. Pay the lady.

Raquel Grant. Pay the lady.

Micky Bells. Endless cleavage

Micky Bells. Endless cleavage.

Back in July, Maria asked in a Blog posting, “To show cleavage or not to show cleavage?” and discussed the decisions big-boobed women must make when they’re getting dressed in the morning.

I am pleased to report that the ladies in the November 2011 issue of Voluptuous, which is being posted this week at SCORELAND, all seem to have decided, “Yes, I think I’m going to show cleavage today.” Because the cleavage factor–the “Wow!” factor, as my buddy Darrell Sheets in the TV show Storage Wars would call it–is sky-high. These ladies are storing a lot of boob-flesh in their shirts, and unlike those dark, dank storage bins in the TV show, they’re putting the contents of their storage chests on display, letting us view them for as long as we want, not just five minutes.

I’m starting the bidding at $1-million.

Diane Poppos. Priceless.

Diane Poppos. Priceless.

Michelle May. Sold.

Michelle May. Sold.

Kristina Milan. A rare treasure.

Kristina Milan. A rare treasure.