Kalila will now bounce for your entertainment pleasure.
“Stripping is fun,” says Kalila Kane, a newbie who was encouraged to contact SCORE by her friend (who is now also our friend for this boobmanitarian act). It’s just as much fun to watch says me, a guy who has spent countless yet productive hours in strip joints, topless bars and burlesque theaters. I find that most exotic dancers are very giving girls. They’re always giving their clothes away.
Bouncing boobs are an untapped source of alternative energy (like wind power), and Kalila’s jiggling, shaking and bouncing video today proves it. She has a lot of bounce to the big-boob ounce. Stripping off, Kalila climbs into bed and fingers herself to happy town. She really spreads the wealth, too, doing great pink spreading for a newbie. I would have liked to have seen some dancing also. Maybe next time.
“I might be addicted to masturbating,” the brunette hottie said. That’s a good thing.
How hot will Kalila get now that she has busted her video cherry? We don’t use the I Ching here to predict those events. We use the I Jack. Time will tell.
Kalila has a number of very interesting hobbies, too. Stuff you’d never guess. Read all about them.
One of Elaina's wardrobe choices today and tomorrow
Today and tomorrow, one of my all-time favorite sights is happening at SCORELAND.
The tight top try-outs.
Nothing makes me happier than watching an exceptionally big-boobed hottie boombalottie trying on the skimpiest, most body-hugging tops.
Our president, John Fox, has a saying about the kind of clothes SCORE and V-Mag Girls should wear: “Too tight, too short, too low.”
These are words to live by, at least on my planet.
When I see huge-chested girls wearing baggy, loose, ill-fitting tops and bras, I get a panic attack because it’s such a waste. Don’t get me started on muumuus.
Elaina Gregory is the one to study as she squeezes her 41-inch, 34N-cups into a choice selection of tight tops and bras.
The best is when you can see the nipples protruding through the material.
Elaina was the perfect girl to do this. I have been waiting a long time to see her stuff her boobs into teeny tops like this. I loved every picture and every minute of it. Elaina’s video could have been two hours and it still wouldn’t have been long enough for me.
She also rubs one out, so don’t think it’s all a tight tops try-on.
Observe and report!
Thank you again, Voluptuous goddess Elaina Gregory!
Elaina tries on bras. The world is a better place because of this simple event.
Last year, a survey asked, “Do you plan on using an iPhone, iPad or other handheld to log into SCORELAND?”
25% answered yes. 17% replied “No, the screen is too small.” 33% said their current computer system is fine and 26% said they don’t want to use a handheld for adult sites.
All the hoopla last year about the iPad tablet had no relevance to looking at big tits, pretty faces and other goodies.
According to the ongoing results of a new survey, 56% percent of you still log in using a standard desk top computer.
39% use their laptops. Only a measly 1% use an iPad. Another 1% use their iPhone and another 2% use another brand of smartphone. A remaining 1% use an XBox or PSP.
Me, I use the old-school desktop and I am happy.
Smartphones are great when you’re traveling, need info, directions, sports results, TV show news and stuff like that. Checking out today’s photos of May ’11 SCORE Girl Kiko Lee, handhelds are not so great.
Kiko credits TV newsman Geraldo Rivera as personal inspiration. I love this story. “I was sitting home one day watching Geraldo. True story. And there was this girl on there and this guy, and she was talking about how she was dancing at this club and making a lot of money, and all she was doing was taking off her clothes. And I said, ‘That’s all you gotta do to make a lot of money? Okay.’ So I found a job in the newspaper the same day I watched Geraldo. I was 19 and the club was Centerfolds Showclub in Denver. I walked in the door and the owner said, ‘You’re hired.’ And I said, ‘I don’t know what I’m supposed to do,’ and he said, ‘You’re supposed to dance.'”
How do you play it?
Some birthday shout-outs to these groovy V-mag and XL Girls.
