Beautiful transsexual enjoys sucking on sausages while masturbating and watching big-boob videos. Maybe.
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We get a lot of emails and letters at SCORE and SCORELAND, most of them from readers and members who have genuine ideas and opinions to express.
But every once in a while, we receive a letter from a reader who…well, who I’m just not certain is being straight (possible poor word choice, as you’re about to see) with us, who I think might be trying to put one over on us. So, what happens is, we decide to publish the letter anyway (because most letters like this are kinda different and kinda amusing), and the writer sits at home laughing and thinking, “Those idiots! I really put one over on them!”
The following letter, published in SCORE, just might be one of those letters. It’s from Lauren G. (address withheld). Lauren G. writes:
“Though I’m a beautiful transsexual fellatrix (that’s someone adept at and who enjoys sucking man sausage a whole lot!), I don’t watch gay porn at all. I prefer to see hot, sexy, ultra-feminine women having sex with men. I can’t stand to see two masculine men, or, for that matter, even two feminine or even butch women going at it, having sex or French kissing. I feel it’s a man and a woman that looks right. That’s why I always wear feminine apparel and makeup. I have my own hair (no wig), and it’s very full and lustrous. I just need huge, natural tits and a pussy. My mind and preferences are 100% female. I don’t like sports, I suck at math, etc. I don’t masturbate to any DVDs, but I enjoy them. I always masturbate while sucking something, usually a big hot dog or a realistic cock dildo like, say, a Doc Johnson Jeff Stryker model. My ejaculation is 10 times more intense while sucking one of these than when not sucking one.
“Whether I’m sucking on a big weiner or a dildo, I always think about someone I’ve already been with, someone whose dick I’ve already sucked. I have a harder time cumming if I think about someone I’ve not been with yet. The size of the hot dog has no bearing on the size of the guy I was with. Besides sucking hot dogs while playing on my computer, reading a book or newspaper or watching TV, etc., I also suck on these big hot dogs while walking on my treadmill a half hour per day and while working out.”
Okay: Real or not real? Is Lauren G. really a transsexual who enjoys sucking hot dogs while watching SCORE videos and masturbating? Or is Lauren G. more likely some guy named Larry who sits at home watching DVDs and jacking, just like the rest of it, and satisfies his post-jacking hunger with, maybe, a hot dog and a beer? Every part of the letter strikes me as realistic except the sucking on hot dogs part. Who sucks on hot dogs while walking on a treadmill? Doesn’t that defeat the whole purpose?
SCORELAND Blog readers, you make the call!