The XLGirls.com video now playing, “Diane Poppos Returns,” is actually Diane’s very first T&A video shot here, besides her two interview vids, and not counting the Diane Poppos Collection of home videos shot by her horndog ex-husband. She talked about making this video in her interview on Wednesday. I thought the clothing she wore was the sexiest looking outfit she’s ever worn. That button-down and the micro-skirt? Wow!
Diane shows off her massive hooters for the first time in years, shakes and hangs ’em, gets totally naked and fingers her pussy in this 20-minute breastival. Most of us at TSG never thought we’d hear from Diane again. She’d been retired from modeling and enjoying life back at home. It was a surprise to hear from her after so long and an even bigger surprise to be asked if we were interested in having her back. And her front. I’m glad it all worked out.
People are always asking us what the “chances” are of a popular but inactive big-bust star coming back to model. How can a question like that be answered? It can’t. There’s always a “chance” so there can never be a definite answer that closes the book. I didn’t think that Carol Brown would come back.
Who would I like to see come back as Diane did? Lemme see…Susie Wilden, Via Paxton, Kellie Garnett, Inesse, Heather Michaels, Carrie Lynn and Sammie Black, for starters. The odds? Not good. Then again, Poppos is back, out of the clear, blue Texas sky. So you gotta stay positive. Diane has renewed my faith. She has cleansed me of negativity and doubt. It’s like Christmas in May.
A big birthday shout-out to Mandy Pearl of England. The only girl in the world to play topless tennis with Karina Hart.
Around here, we’ve been conditioned to expect the unexpected. We always hesitate to declare that a girl has retired from modeling because we’ve been proven wrong too many times.
But what happened this week in the SCORE Studio…it was flabbergasting!
Can you guess which one of the three very famous, very popular models above walked into our studio this week for the first time in almost nine years? And she didn’t merely walk in. She dropped her top and modeled her bigger-than-ever tits, too.
I’ll give you a clue: She’s already been a candidate for the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame. Yeah, I know, that’s supposed to be for retired models. But who coulda guessed?
New photos and videos to come, of course. But first you have to guess right.
Renee Ross is breaking her on-camera cherry this week at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com (tits ‘n’ tugs scene Tuesday, blow job today, full sex Saturday), and that got me and Elliot James talking about the best XXX debuts in SCORELAND history. As usual, we differ on our favorites, so I’ll go first, Elliot will go second. Here are my Top 3 big-tit XXX first-times:
Susie Wilden's first time…on camera, that is.
1. Susie Wilden. Susie is a cutie with a pretty face, a sexy British accent and massive tits, and she’s horny as hell, too. So I knew her first time would be special. What I didn’t know was that she’d break her on-camera cherry by taking a big dick in her ass. I love the horny look on her face in that scene.
Now massively stacked, Autumn-Jade takes the XXX plunge.
2. Autumn-Jade. Autumn’s return in 2002 was a big story, made bigger by the fact that she had put on weight and most of it had gone to her tits. Now massively stacked, Autumn fucked like a porn pro in her XXX debut (she played an enlistee who fucks her drill commander). The only drawback of this scene was that her partner could’ve had a bigger cock.
3. Brandy Talore. The girl has gone on to become a huge porn star,
Brandy Talore: So cute, yet there's a cock in her mouth!
but when she did her first XXX scene for us, everyone in the office was shocked. I mean, here was this midwestern girl-next-door who didn’t even like to talk dirty. Now she was fucking and sucking a stranger’s cock on camera and loving every minute of it. I used to walk past Elliot’s cubicle just to see the photo he had of sweet Brandy with a cock in her mouth.
Okay, Elliot. Let’s hear your Top 3.
Alright, Dave. But I’m going to be much more longwinded than you. First off, I hate the term “boy-girl.” If I was a porn dude, I wouldn’t want to be called boy. My top three in the 17 years SCORE has been in existence? In no special order, using magazine cover dates, Linsey Dawn McKenzie (January ’02), Minka (September ’95) and Autumn-Jade (May ’02). I was going to say Dawn Stone (August ’01) instead of Autumn, but although both are Southern belles, wide-eyed Autumn was the last chick I thought would ever do a hardcore scene just because her personality is so innocent and virginal. Yeah, I’m real perceptive.
LDM: Absolutely the most-anticipated XXX debut in big-tit history.
About Linsey. She wowed everyone for years after her official USA debut in 1996 at 18 years young and always pushed the offers of hardcore to the side. After she did her first, with her then-husband, we asked her how she felt that day. “Scared, because lots of things were channeling through my mind,” LDM said. “Things like, ‘Oh my God, this is it. I’m finished. Say goodbye to my career.’ It’s very nerve wracking. ‘Will they think I’m good? Am I gonna let everybody down?’ Those were some of the things going through my head. But it went well. At least I think it did.” As it turned out, it was one of those scenes that both jolted you, because it was Linsey actually fucking, and it also excited you because of how great she looked with a cock in her mouth and pussy.
Minka was on her way to becoming a mega-buster when she fucked on camera for the first time.
About Minka. First I should say that her mag pictorial was softcore because that was how the newsstand standards were then. (The video version was full XXX.) There was no Internet. Tweets were bird sounds outside your window that woke you up. Minka was one of the few to step outside the box and do hardcore. The list of SCORE stars of the ’90s who kept to stripping and refused to try it was fairly lengthy, among them Pandora Peaks, Busty Dusty, Traci Topps, Nikki Knockers, Tawny Peaks, Colt 45,Toppsy Curvey, Colt 45 and Danni Ashe. So Minka joined a small group of mega-boobed babes (Kayla Kleevage, Lisa Lipps, Wendy Whoppers and Tiffany Towers) who became big porn stars. And Minka’s still going strong to this day, iron-clad proof of her popularity and longevity.
Renee Ross has a good chance of finding her way onto both of our lists. Check out her blow job style today at SCORELAND and imagine that you’re on the receiving end.
