Roxi needs to give her puppies some breathing room.
We are living in a golden age of huge, natural tits. Just a few days ago, we saw Micky Bells in the bra shot of the century.
Now, here’s Roxi Red in the sweater-busting shot of the century. The idea that Micky and Roxi are both roaming the SCORELAND universe at the same time is mindboggling.
Roxi returns to SCORELAND Thursday with more photos from this set and a video. Amazing.
Newcomer Desiree Vega has a beautiful face and a great booty, too, but I couldn't resist this photo.
Alaura debuts November 3 at XLGirls.com. I guarantee she'll get her tits out then.
How to stretch a sweater.
Jennica's puppies keep her warm.
There’s a silly rumor going around that most of the United States is getting hammered by one of the coldest and snowiest winters on record.
I don’t believe it. Down here in Miami, the temperature is in the 70s (although the other morning, it got down into the high 40s. Frigid!).
Well, Swedish newcomer Jennica Lynn is going to put on a sweater show Thursday at SCORELAND, and I know some of you just can’t wait that long for a little warmth. A little heat.
This oughta warm you up.
By the way, have you ever noticed that a lot of busty girls will wear a sweater when the weather gets cold, but the sweater will often be low-cut anyway? What’s with that? How do they stay warm?
Or do big tits provide insulation from the cold? That must be it.
I don't know how Sheridan sees her book over all that boobage.
Today, I was going to show you this photo of Sheridan Love and leave it at that. Because, really, what more do you need? Sheridan returned to the SCORELAND studio earlier this month, looking more beautiful than ever, and bustier, too. Turns out Sheridan gained some weight, and it all went to her tits and her ass. Very little of it–none of it, as far as I can tell–went to her waist, and she now has a classic hourglass figure. Very impressive.
I asked Sheridan about how she likes to dress, and she said, “t’s really hard to find outfits that can fit my boobs, waist and ass. But I’m so proud of the way I look that I don’t mind going out and flaunting it. If you’ve got it, flaunt it.”
I agree 100%. Covering up a great pair should be a criminal offense, one Sheridan is not guilty of. She’s going to flaunt it again next week on October 1 at SCORELAND.
Just check out the sweater Sheridan is wearing. Look at the strain her giant G-cups are putting on those buttons. They might have popped open on their own, but Sheridan was nice enough to take off the sweater just minutes later.
Speaking of tight tops and cleavage, Micky Bells returns to XLGirls.com on Thursday. Roxi Red comes back to SCORELAND on Sunday.
Micky doesn't have to get her tits out. They're always out.
I'm seeing Red, but I'm not angry.
And now for an announcement of great importance: In 2014, we will celebrate the 20th anniversary of Voluptuous. The actual first issue was cover-dated Spring 1994, and we’ll probably celebrate the anniversary in the May, June or July issue.
But how?
I have some ideas up my sleeve (we celebrated SCORE‘s 20th with a greatest photos ever issue, and it was a huge seller), but I’m wondering how you’d like to see us celebrate V-mag’s 20th.
Real ideas, please. No, we can’t invite all of you to a gang bang with Lorna, Kerry, Linsey, Micky, Nicole, etc. I’d like to, but I can’t.
THIS JUST IN! Moments before writing this, I received the first photos of Lily Madison, a British newcomer who hits a lot of the right buttons.
Redhead. Check.
Big, firm naturals. Check.
Tan lines. Check.
Pretty face. Check.
Curvy, voluptuous body. Double-check.
I’ve been wanting to see photos of Lily ever since I interviewed her (and measured her). She’s a webcam model who’s about to expand her audience, first at SCORELAND this coming Thursday, then in SCORE and V-mag.
Lily told me she’s a swimmer. With those flotation devices, it’s no wonder.
Like Jennica Lynn, who joined Lily in Eleuthera, the Bahamas, Lily is the type of girl you can fall in love with. And if you don’t want to fall in love, just stare at her tits. She won’t mind.
Melissa Manning is not the same girl she was when she first visited us.
Melissa’s changed.
I’m not blogging about her new hair color that’s changed from red to blonde (Melissa is a natural blonde anyway).
I’m blogging about an increase in her twin peaks.
Melissa looked bustier on this second trip.
Because she was bustier.
Voluptuous editor Maria G. proved it with a high-tech scientific instrument that laymen call a tape measure.
Melissa said she hadn’t noticed that her boobs had grown even bigger since the last time, but we caught it immediately. And you thought the stock market has made strong gains this year.
The people at SCORE have the kind of fanatic attention to detail that UFO investigators have except we focus on tits, not flying saucers (unless they are shaped like boobs). Here’s the proof.
Melissa can now march confidently into any bra store and buy a 36H-cup and march out in total comfort.
By the way, her areolae are really phenomenal.
And now I’d like you all to see the video “Sweater Stretcher” now playing at SCORELAND, SCOREHD and SCORE2Go.com.
If you're going to jack off in the library, let's hope there's a busty librarian like Alena Snow to jack off to.
I was just going through the comments that members post on SCORELAND when I came across this from a member: “I’m sitting in a library using the Internet and I’m trying to jack off without getting noticed.”
Whoa, buddy! Jacking off in a public library…not a good idea.
Jacking off in your car (or car-jacking)? I’ve heard of that.
Jacking in the stall of a public restroom? I’ve definitely heard of that.
And, according to UrbanDictionary.com, the definition of pocket pool: “To indiscreetly play with your balls and catch a quick jack. Example: While sitting in ms.davis’s class and everybody is staring and she is like, hey what are you doing, and i am like look bitch i am itching my ball for gods sake, would you like to help me out….go to the office, but …..mmmm can i wash my hands first…”
But jacking off in the library? Listen, I’m not even going to ask if that’s legal. I’m sure it isn’t. I hope he was at least playing pocket pool and hadn’t actually whipped it out.
And, please, guys: If you’re going to jack off in your local library, please make sure SCORELAND or any of our other websites are not on the screen when you get caught and banned from the library for life. Or arrested. And don’t jizz on the books!
Anyway, my point is…where was the most unusual place you’ve ever jacked off?
Personally, I highly recommend restricting your J.O. activities to the privacy of your home, private office or a sealed bathroom stall. But, you know, sometimes the feeling hits and you just have to reach down for a feel. Play a round of pocket pool.
Yes, it can be a real mess.
Morgan in a sweater that really shouldn't be as tight as it is, as seen in the March ’11 SCORE and coming this Thursday to SCORELAND.
Morgan destroys a monokini, proving that she's certainly a Girl of Summer.
Morgan Leigh returns to SCORELAND on Thursday in a pictorial titled, “A Girl For All Seasons,” and I don’t think there’s ever been a more appropriate headline. Morgan, the 2006 SCORE Newcomer of the Year and one of my favorite models ever, is one of those girls who looks great no matter what she wears. You know, it’s one thing for a girl to have a super-slim waist (23 inches) and huge tits (J-cups), and there have been a few girls in SCORE history with waists as tiny and tits as big. But Morgan’s tits are kind of conical and capped with super-pointy nipples, and the combination makes for a rack that looks especially good in clothing.
So here’s my tribute to Morgan, a great bikini girl, a great sweater and tight tops girl. The fact that you just might be able to jack to these photos even though she isn’t showing any nipple might be the best tribute of all.
Even super-busty girls often don't look stacked in tube tops, but Morgan does.
Morgan Leigh in a traditional bikini. I mean, are there any words to describe this photo?