Kalila will now bounce for your entertainment pleasure.
“Stripping is fun,” says Kalila Kane, a newbie who was encouraged to contact SCORE by her friend (who is now also our friend for this boobmanitarian act). It’s just as much fun to watch says me, a guy who has spent countless yet productive hours in strip joints, topless bars and burlesque theaters. I find that most exotic dancers are very giving girls. They’re always giving their clothes away.
Bouncing boobs are an untapped source of alternative energy (like wind power), and Kalila’s jiggling, shaking and bouncing video today proves it. She has a lot of bounce to the big-boob ounce. Stripping off, Kalila climbs into bed and fingers herself to happy town. She really spreads the wealth, too, doing great pink spreading for a newbie. I would have liked to have seen some dancing also. Maybe next time.
“I might be addicted to masturbating,” the brunette hottie said. That’s a good thing.
How hot will Kalila get now that she has busted her video cherry? We don’t use the I Ching here to predict those events. We use the I Jack. Time will tell.
Kalila has a number of very interesting hobbies, too. Stuff you’d never guess. Read all about them.
Christy Marks is not wearing her seat belt and that's because she probably knows that it will be all over her tits and on her neck if she does. Even the guy in the back seat looks like he is wondering about how she is going to put it on over that rack.
There are some blogs that only I can write. Not to say that Elliot and Dave aren’t entertaining, I am just saying that they are not, er, equipped to write about certain things.
Things like busty girl problems.
Summer Sinn and Morgan Leigh are hanging out and you know what Morgan is looking at? Summer's tits busting out of her button-up top, that's what.
What are busty girl problems? They are a series of things that we stacked ladies suffer from day to day because we have big tits. These things don’t happen to our smaller-chested (read: Tiny-titted) friends. Oh, no. They only happen to us. And busty girls everywhere go through these situations and moments. It’s things like this that sort of serve as an initiation to life with big tits.
I used to think that these problems were bad until I started working for a big-tit mag and websites and I realized that guys dig them. For example, I used to think that losing something down my bra like an earring or sandwich crumbs and having to fish them out in public was awful. Now I understand that guys might like to see me with my hand down my shirt, searching through my cleavage. lol
The following are a list of busty girl problems that ladies with big tits encounter.
5) Seat belts: Seat belts are designed with flat-chested people in mind. Don’t believe me? Ask yourself when was the last time you saw a busty crash test dummy. The answer to that question is NEVER. When girls with big tits try to employ some safety when they drive, what happens is the seat belt ends up lying off to the side of our breasts or choking us. But hey, when a cop pulls us over, our tits are on display in a big way…often with a belt underneath them hoisting them further into our chin area. Busty girl problem Yes. Big-tit lover win? Definitely.
Angela White is washing dishes and when she is done, her tits will be wet, I promise.
4) Tits on the table: Manners dictate that one should never rest their elbows on the table during a meal, however, what about your tits? Because sometimes I will sit at a high table and when I try to scoot up to eat or drink, my breasts crash into the table, squishing me and making my cleavage a net for everything and anything that can and will fall down there during the course of the meal. The solution to this is to rest most of my breasts on the table. I call this the tit platter because essentially my entire rack is on the table. This is a serious busty girl problem. But guys seem to like it. It’s like a big tit buffet. A rack of lamb, minus the lamb.
3) Button-up tops: Every big-breasted woman will tell you about her various attempts at fitting into something with buttons on the front and the epic number of times that it has not worked out in her favor. The truth is that button-up shirts and sweaters are not our friends. They will never fit. They will never drape the right away. Never. If you see a chesty chick with a button-up that looks like it fits properly, chances are that inside her top there are brave, mighty safety pins holding her tits hostage in there. Every busty woman with a button-up top on will always be one deep breath away from busting her shirt open for all the world to witness her giant knockers. A busty girl problem for sure. A problem for guys who love big tits? Not so much.
2) Wet tits in the kitchen: Inevitably, whenever a lady with big knockers does dishes, her tits are going to get wet. This is because her tits serve as a buffer between the water and, well, pretty much everything else. There has never been a time when, while doing dishes, I have finished and been dry. What usually happens is that I end up looking like I am in involved in some sort of wet T-shirt contest in my kitchen. This is a problem for me. However, my dinner guests usually enjoy my drippy, see-through top.
1) Uncontrollable Jiggling: Jiggling…it happens. No matter what busty gals do (running, walking, sitting on a plane with turbulence, riding on a roller coaster, going over speed bumps in a car, going up the stairs, etc.), our jugs are going to jiggle. It is gravity. It is inevitable. It is a busty girl problem. Even when we consciously try to avoid jiggling, it cannot be helped. Sure, we wear bras to strap these puppies down, but the jiggling still happens. Sometimes, we jiggle just because we giggle. Yep, a healthy case of LOLs can bring about a breast earthquake that sets our tatas undulating. We try to keep our tits in check, but most men will agree that seeing a busty babe jiggling in their direction is a good thing. Heck, it’s a GREAT thing.
Hence, (I love saying that because it makes my findings sound more scientific.) busty girl problems are only problems to busty girls. Most men will agree that they are actually pluses and not problems. Perks of having a big set of perkies, if you will.
For this fantasy, there's no reason for Morgan to take off her sweater
T.N., a SCORE reader who enjoys sharing the experiences he’s had with big-breasted women, writes, “I hit it off with a girl in a bar a couple of years ago, but she never took off her jacket that night. Well, I asked her out, and on our first date, she showed up wearing a tight, red, wool sweater. She had miles of tits, and her sweater looked alive. That’s the beauty of wool. It was as if you could actually see the fibers of the sweater move with each of her breaths. I was able to get under her sweater a little later that night, and she said, ‘I knew you were a sweater guy. I used to date a sweater guy.’ So I guess it came as no surprise to her when I blew a load all over her titties and sweater while she was titty fucking me.”
Okay, that last part…”blew a load all over her titties and sweater.” What do you make of that?
I know what I make of it: I was instantly excited by the idea of cumming on a girl’s sweater. While she’s wearing it, of course. Basically, I’m picturing it one of two ways. One, the girl is giving a guy a blow job. She’s wearing a tight, wool sweater (maybe Angora; that would be good) over her big tits. The sweater is covering her tits. We can’t see her cleavage. And when the guy cums, he makes a mess of her sweater.
Scenario Two: You’re tit-fucking the same girl, but in this case, she has her sweater pulled up above her tits (kind of like it’s a rush job). When it’s time to cum, you shoot your load all over her sweater. Yep, once again, you’ve made a mess of it. And maybe she’s a little pissed off. You just ruined her good sweater with your cum. Can you imagine her trying to clean cum off an Angora sweater? Can you imagine her walking into the dry cleaner and saying, “Can you remove cum from sweaters?”
By the way, the no-cleavage sweater part? That’s because the idea is to cum on her sweater, not on her tits (although on the area of her sweater that her tits are beneath).
Is anybody with me on this? Or are T.N. and I the only ones? I have a sneaking suspicion that we’re not.
This is what we imagine winter looks like in the North Country.
This is how we imagine chicks look when it gets warm in the North Country.
Dave and I had a conversation about the weather yesterday that sparked today’s Blog topic.
I know, I know…you are shocked that Dave and I talk about the weather when there are so many tits to converse about. But sometimes we are boring.
That was a lie.
Dave is boring, but I like him anyway. 🙂 (I’m hardly boring, ever.)
Our convo about the weather led to a discussion about what I like to refer to as the “Half-Naked Phenomenon,” which is what happens when the weather goes from very cold to hot all of a sudden, awakening women’s inner slut and inspiring them to cavort around in the sunshine in tiny outfits.
Not that we are complaining about that at all. Oh, no.
But I want to point out that it happens, and it happens A LOT.
This is how girls dress in Miami all the time. Sorry, we WIN.
This week, our friends to the north are experiencing a heat wave. I know this not because I watch the Weather Channel but because all over Twitter, people were tweeting about 90-degree weather in Brooklyn. (I am formerly from New York and I follow a lot of New Yorkers, what can I say?) But more than, “Oh, fuck it’s hot!” and, “It’s boiling in here!” tweets, what I saw were tons of tweets about summer dresses, of all things.
Men were tweeting about the return of the tiny summer dress after months of boots and sweaters and coats and scarves. It seems that the minute the hot weather arrives, people in the North get an influx of a lot of skin, and it, apparently, makes them bat-shit crazy and launches boners all over the place. It’s as if their dicks were hibernating for the winter and all of a sudden their libido comes out of its cave in search of food. (I just made my first official hibernation reference on this blog. lol)
And I get it. I really get it. I would imagine that the return of skin-baring and partial nudity would get me excited if I was subjected to snow and all the bundling up that entails.
But here is the thing…
We live in Miami, and we have no clue what the fuck that whole situation is like.
Here in Miami, it hardly ever gets cold. Sometimes it goes down to 35 degrees and we freak out, but that’s about it. Our winter weather consists of about a week when chicks wear boots and one, light, tight sweater. That’s it. We do not suffer the pains of snow. We do not suffer the droves of women dressed in layers of goose down that make them look like misshapen, burly men.
We don’t.
You see, when our week of winter is over, our women go back to wearing what they normally wear…close to nothing at all.
🙂 Not that I am rubbing it in or anything. I am just pointing out that living here beats living there and that if you like skin and nudity, you should probably move to Miami.
Plus, that’s where SCORELAND HQ is located, and that makes Miami even better.
“SCORE has scored the home run of the year!” Maverick enthusiastically commented yesterday about Kristi Maxx‘s debut at SCORELAND.
But wait.
There’s more Kristi, and she’s only started to approach her maxx potential.
Tall (5’10”), young (21) and sweater-stretching, Kristi’s the one who hits a home run today and shakes things up with a horny hook-up. Kristi’s natural boobs are served well in wide-screen. Things are going to get very sticky.
Maverick also perceptively notes “If Kristi does not get featured in BootyLicious, that would be a shame!” And that’s true. Kristi does look sexy cumming or going. From any angle, the view is sensational.
Kristi will also be back next Friday (Dec. 16) at SCOREVideos.com. Write that down on your palms.
Rounding out the December ’11 Voluptuous magazine, breast royalty Gya Roberts, Porsche Dali and Maserati, literally the slickest chick we know, take over SCORELAND with their weapons of massive distraction. A few weeks ago, I blogged about solid seamless backgrounds. Now Maserati goes for it in a sexy bikini show and, man, is her oil-dripping bod heaven-sent. She’s slippery but she’s fun.
There's no way Arianna can see her pussy as it's being eaten. Her tits just have to be getting in the way!
T.N., a “Scorecard” regular, writes: “You know you have a girlfriend with big tits when…
You’re trying to stuff an entire tit into your mouth and she says, “There is no way you will fit it in,” and you know she’s right.
You’re looking through SCORE or Voluptuous and you realize that your girlfriend is bigger then a lot of the models.
Christy Marks looks small.
Your girlfriend’s girlfriends tell her that they are jealous of her breasts.
You’re titty fucking her and your cock completely disappears.
She is always telling you that guys are making comments about her boobs.
She holds her tits while you are fucking her brains out, but you tell her not to because you like to watch them bounce.
She’s sitting on your face while you’re eating her pussy and she has to move her breasts to the side so she can watch.
Your friends, usually when they are drunk, tell you they can’t believe the size of your girlfriend’s tits and then proceed to tell you what they would do to them if they had the chance.
She puts on a sweater when it’s cold but when you see her wearing it, she looks so good you fuck her tits right on the spot.
Her tits enter a room two seconds before she does.
You’re fucking her doggie style and her tits are smashing her in the face.
She turns an ordinary call into phone sex and tells you how big her tits and nipples look and you blow a load just thinking about it.”
It's bra modeling time in the Karla James Special.
Holy gazongas, Boob Man! Xmas gifts come way early this weekend at SCORELAND! First up, the stunning Karla James does a bra special in her fourth pictorial. Karla says, “I have to buy my bras from a well-known shop here in England called Bravissimo. They specialize in large support bras for big-busted women.” And they’re doing a fine job of work in supporting the big boobs of the UK, we might add! Don’t forget that next week, we wrap up this special with pictorial #5 plus a video. Ya don’t want to miss it.
Africa and friend take the sweater fetish to the limit in SCORE Theater.
Today, Africa wears the tightest sweater and the shortest mini-skirt she has for her date with an Englishman who sure loves him some big sweater bulges! Africa gives him everything she’s got and backs up that nice, round butt for his English banger in a SCORE Theater video called “Sweater Stretching And Anal” aka “Bangers And (Mammary) Mash.” Africa’s been cumming heresince 2001, and we’re always happy to see her cum. (Or as the Brits say, “I’m arriving.”)
Shione goes all the way on her first SCORELAND date!
And finally on Sunday, the month climaxes, and so does the model, in “Boobs, Boots And A Body For Sex”starring the mystery girl that Dave discussed in earlier blogs. So who’s this great mystery girl? Her name is Shione Cooper, and she’s another new, stacked Czech from a long line of buxom Czech beauties. Twenty-two-year-old Shione was only doing mild glamour pin-up posing (no open leg, no pink) when she started modeling last spring, but her chest was preceding her and turning her into the latest big-boobed European sensation. During the last two SCORE road trips to Prague in 2009, our schedules just didn’t connect in the same time-space continuum. Then we got the news that Shione was ready to do bottomless lap-dancing (read: fucking). We didn’t ask her why the change of pace, but never question the power of the boob gods and goddesses looking down from Mount Mammary. Just go with the flow. Shione doesn’t just lay there and say the ceiling needs painting, either. She’s as hot as a sex pistol…a 34DDD caliber sex pistol.
