Tag Archive: swimming pools

It’s hot in Miami and even hotter because of Sheridan Love

May 20, 2015 by Elliot James

Sheridan Love’s next hot date is tomorrow at poolside. Sheridan picked one of her new bikinis to wear.

We’ve used our imagination since Sheridan’s SCORE debut four years ago. Imagined what it would be like to do the nasty with her. Now she’s put herself out there with real cock, and imagination has become reality.

SCORELAND members say:

“It was worth the wait. Incredible scene. Amazing woman.”

“Absolute perfection.”

“Finally! Sheridan is an absolute stunner.”

“With every set of Ms. Sheridan I’m more taken by her natural beauty and raw sexuality.”

The countdown begins now.

A gentleman will always offer Sheridan a place to sit.

Big boobs busting out of extreme bikinis: Shelby Gibson at SCORELAND today

December 14, 2014 by Elliot James

Shelby would wear this monokini in public.

In this fresh scene, SCORE reader’s WILF Shelby Gibson tries on bikinis and monokinis that I’m pretty sure require a permit to wear.

After showing off her super-slim, super-busty body in her extreme bikinis, Shelby heads indoors to get naked and find her happy spot.

Something you don’t see much in this era of baldies is a furry triangle, so a full bush was a big surprise when I first saw Shelby.

We  talked about what Shelby likes to wear at beaches and pools.

SCORE: What criteria does a suit need to meet before you buy it?

Shelby: It needs to turn heads and drop jaws.

SCORE: Which were your favorites in this shoot?

Shelby: The white one and the blue one. They made me feel incredibly sexy and desirable.

SCORE: Which one would you never wear in public?

Shelby: The red microkini was fun for the shoot, but I would never wear it in public.

There's more material in a container of dental floss.

Read the rest at SCORELAND today.

A guy who calls himself Heartsurge commented on Shelby’s previous scene, “Absolutely gorgeous and hot! Shelby Gibson has a spectacular body, a great attitude and is the perfect hot wife. You should have her wear her rings and have a pictorial of her every week!”

Shelby’s first magazine appearance is March 2015 SCORE.

Big Tit Skinny Dip Chapter 6: Valory Irene & Lana Ivans turn water into steam

September 10, 2013 by Elliot James

Lana Ivans and Valory Irene: underwater goddesses.

Tomorrow at SCORELAND, Valory and Lana continue their aquatic fling under tropical skies in Chapter 6 of Big Tit Skinny Dip.

Perfect bodies for your viewing pleasure.

One day, nations will get along as well as Romanian Lana Ivans and Ukrainian Valory Irene do. At least I hope so.

The underwater camera captured their horny, aquatic fling as they gyrated and swiveled, their boobs floating and bobbing.

When the girls emerge dripping wet, Lana hands Valory a special gift for the thrilling conclusion of this special series.

 

 

 

 

Big Tit Skinny Dip kicks off at SCORELAND

August 8, 2013 by Elliot James

Every Wednesday, SCORELAND will be showing a chapter from the DVD Big Tit Skinny Dip. Filmed in the Dominican Republic, this movie is packed with underwater photography, huge boobs, great girls and lots of tit and pussy play.

Valory Irene, Lana Ivans, Dors Feline and Terri Jane star and what mermaids they make.

Now showing: Valory trying on incredibly skimpy bikinis. Terri Jane oiling her massively huge knockers and jumping into a pool where our camera-wielding diver awaits her heavenly floaters.

Tune in every Wednesday to see this special bonus in addition to our regularly scheduled posting. It’s summertime and the floating is easy.

So who needs a floatation device?

 

The girl who puts the BAM! in Alabama! Rockell!

January 31, 2013 by Elliot James

“Southern girls rule!” says cheery Rockell who is from the breast state of Alabama. Why are southern girls so nice and sweet and approachable? Autumn-Jade, one of the rare SCORE Girls from Alabama also, has the same kind of sunshine-spreading personality.

I was in touch with Rockell a few weeks ago because a store she went to didn’t stock Voluptuous, only SCORE, and she is the covergirl of February ’13 Voluptuous. So she contacted us to let us know. That impressed me. Rockell is on the ball and pro-active. (We asked a salesperson to drop by the store and talk to the buyer.)

Drop by SCORELAND today so you can go nuts over Rockell in this teeny-weeny yellow knitted string bikini before she takes it off and goes for a dip in the pool.

The bikini was invented for girls built like her.

I have another question for Rockell.

Would she wear a bikini like this in public? She lives in Alabama, not Brazil.

The top barely covers her areolae.

The bottom looks like dental floss.

Just curious.

 

Dangerous when wet or dry. The annual SCORE swimsuit edition is here

May 24, 2012 by Elliot James

August '12 SCORE

Every year since 2007, the August edition of SCORE has gone swimsuit-happy. Whether the girls are wearing extreme bikinis or dental-floss monokinis, you can bet that this delicate beachwear is strained, stressed and stretched to the ripping point when worn on the stacked body of a SCORE Girl.

This year’s shapely swimsuit sirens are:
Angela White
Brittany O’Neil
Christy Marks
Dolly Delight
Hitomi
Lana Ivans
Michelle Bond and Leanne Crow side-by-side in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico
Valory Irene

Get your copy now at your favorite store or visit eBoobStore. If you’ve gone digital for computers or tablets, the August ’12 SCORE in digital magazine format contains five embedded streaming videos.

Here’s a look back at the past five years of SCORE‘s swimsuit issues!

August '07 SCORE

August '08 SCORE

August '09 SCORE

August '10 SCORE

August '11 SCORE

 

 

 

The time is ripe for SCORELAND‘s Boob Bloopers Part Five

May 5, 2012 by Elliot James

In the tradition of Rocky 1-6, Star Wars 6-1 and Friday The 13th part 25, it’s time once again for the candid cleavage camera of SCORELAND‘s Boob Bloopers, selected from SCORE‘s treasure trove of titanic ta-ta’s, boobtastic bazongas, colossal cones, stacked sweater stuffers and cantilevered casabas.

The photographer asked for pussy but did not clarify.

A game of tonsil hockey helps to unite America and Canada.

An afternoon siesta for Romina Lopez and Paola Rios leaves them hanging.

Renee is always happy to lend a boob shelf to rest on. Maria approves.

Micky Bells: Wet and cumming soon!

June 27, 2011 by Maria
Micky knows how to cool down on a hot day in Jamaica!

Micky knows how to cool down on a hot day in Jamaica!

I love seeing a new pair of boobs. Micky Bells’ are no exception. Known predominantly as a webcam girl, we caught up with Micky In Jamaica and her big, hangin’ whoppers were a pleasure to see. She has those long, pendulous boobs that offer up loads of cleavage, AKA, dick slit, for you to enjoy. This shot features everything that is good in the world…a giant set of knockers, water and the famous SCORELAND T-shirt. Do you really need anything else for a great photo? Nah. Micky will be making her debut in V-mag very soon and you don’t want to miss it! (She even signed some of her bras for you, the fans. What a nice gal!) For now, enjoy Micky in all her wet glory. This photo makes me wanna go swimmin’ real bad.

xoxo, Maria

Poolside: Wetter IS better

October 13, 2010 by Maria
Ines Cudna is hot. Ines Cudna in a pool is COOL.

Ines Cudna is hot. Ines Cudna in a pool is COOL.

There is a scene in one of my favorite movies, Zoolander, where Ben Stiller’s character is in a commercial as a Merman and he says, “Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.”

Plumper Tyler Banks is clearly enjoying her pool time.

Plumper Tyler is clearly enjoying her pool time.

Maggie Green has a bodacious set of floatation devices.

Maggie Green has a bodacious set of floatation devices.

Well, I cannot agree with that statement more. I LOVE WET TITTIES! (I have often said I love wet lesbians, too. What can I say? I love H2O and hooters!)

And while my colleague Elliot “Boob Jedi” James will wax poetic about the greatness of Wet T-Shirts, and even though sometimes moisture can be funny (As in the case of this Christy Marks’ video!), I  the BEST way to see wet titties is in the pool. Something about a sexy lady and her ginormous knockers in the pool makes me fucking horny. All that wetness. All those beads of water cascading down nipples and tummies and heading to crevices unkwown…whew! It makes my, um, mouth water. 🙂

I mean, take a look at Ines Cudna up there. Look at Tyler to the left and Maggie Green to the right. Don’t they look happy to be wet? Don’t you want to jump right in and take a swim with their sucklers? I mean, think about being in a pool all alone; not so much fun. But, if you add a busty babe, all of a sudden you want to swim forever like Michael Phelps.

I think Ashley's tits might actually help her float.

I think Ashley's tits might actually help her float.

And I happen to think that busty babes are made for the water, I mean, they come with their own floatation devices.  The minute they turn over on their backs, like Ashley Sage in the Nov. ’09 V-Mag, their floppers float up over the water. Do their fun bags keep these ladies buoyant? WHO CARES? I happen to think that they look pretty marvelous sticking up out of the water like that.

Tawny Peaks looks like she is ready for some poolside penetration

Tawny Peaks looks like she is ready for some poolside penetration

And not to mention that when you are in the pool, everything is lighter. Think about lifting a curvy girl on dry land and mounting her on your dick. As fun as it sounds, it is a labor of love. (And who wants to throw their back out while fucking? Hmm?) But you take that same curvy gal and lift her in a pool and she’s lightweight and maneuverable, all the better for your dick. Fucking in a pool takes water aerobics to a whole new level of fun.

That’s why I am an advocate of pool-time perkies. The models enjoy swimming around and, hell, I enjoy watching them do it. Don’t you? The same just can’t be said for beach shoots. Sure, the girls look hot rolling around on the sand, but have you ever tried to fuck in the sand? (Just the thought of sand up places where it ain’t supposed to be makes me cringe.) I say MORE poolside shoots in SCORELAND because WETTER is always BETTER.

-Maria

Linsey and I could do some synchronized swimmin'!

Linsey and I could do some synchronized swimmin'!

The redhead, the brunette, the blonde and you must have Faith.

December 19, 2009 by Elliot James

This weekend at SCORELAND, Renee Ross takes a dive, the videos are hot and hooterized and we take a fond look back at a real knockout of a chesty girl.

Seeing Renee in a tight, white T-shirt is a pleasure, but it was a hot day in Miami. Her 40Js needed cooling off, as will you once you gaze upon this fresh pictorial.

Look out...flying hooters!

Look out...flying hooters!

Meanwhile, 38DDD redhead Brandy Dean stars in a 27-minute poolside sexxx session on Sunday in SCORE Theater. If you love bikinis, oiled boobs and lots of point-of-view sex, don’t go back to work on Monday without seeing it. It’s a miracle the pool water didn’t turn into steam from all that body heat and friction.

Brandy Dean enjoys the Yule log by a cool pool.

Brandy Dean enjoys the Yule log by a cool pool.

Back on land, Indianna Jaymes, native of Portland and guest of SCORELAND, plays bobbing for boner as her heavy 36G hangers dangle at a right angle in the December 19th SCORE Theater video “Leave Your Boots On!”

It's nice to be in Indianna.

It's nice to be in Indianna.

And we remember a chick who had it all and showed it all in the late 1990s, Faith Stevens. Discovered by SCORE reader and Boob Cruise sailor R.P. during one of his lap-dance club journeys, Faith’s modeling career was way too short. SCORELAND pays homage to the power of Faith with an up-close and personal video and over 100 photographs.
It's Faith Stevens day at SCORELAND

It's Faith Stevens day at SCORELAND