No bathing suit can contain Katie. This one isn't even trying.
We’re having a heatwave, and I’m wondering how many girls you’ve seen this summer who look as good in a swimsuit as Katie Thornton.
I mean in person, at the beach or pool.
I’m guessing none.
Katie heats up SCORELAND on August 27.
By the way, did you know that just over a year has passed since I first saw Mia Khalifa in the parking lot near the burger joint?
Did you know that SCOREtv is coming back?
The spectacular Miami scenery.
“Valory’s Florida Vacation,” in which the great Valory Irene shows off her incredible body and spectacularly shaped naturals all over Miami, Florida and South Beach, kicks off today at SCORELAND. And while it’s true that Valory spent two days in our neck of the woods and acted like a tourist–meaning she saw the sights and went to the beach–it’s also true that Valory isn’t just vacationing in Florida. She’s living here, too. Yes, Valory is no longer living in Ukraine, and if you’ve been keeping up with the news, you know that’s a good thing. She’s now living in Florida, and she hopes to go for her masters degree in finance (she already has a bachelors).
“It’s so nice to be in Florida,” Valory told me. “And I think my breasts have gotten bigger!”
Are the two related? Possibly. Sunshine and warm weather are good for tits. Also, Valory is probably eating a healthier diet than she did in the Ukraine. She certainly looked healthy when I saw her.
That was the first time I’d met her, by the way, and I was charmed. She’s pleasant, intelligent, funny. And that body…she was wearing what should have been a loose-fitting T-shirt and shorts, and she looked spectacular. I really wasn’t ready for how impressive she is in person.
I asked Valory the difference between American and Ukrainian men, and she said, “Here in Florida, people are more relaxed. More friendly. They have more fun. They dress more casual. In the Ukraine, women dress up all the time. Even if they want to throw out the garbage, they always have makeup on. Here, it is not like that. And about men, some American men are too forward, which I don’t like. It depends on the person. Some are very nice.”
She also said, “Men are men.” I think she meant that in a good way.
Anyway, welcome to America, Valory Irene. It’s great to have you and your tits in close proximity.
We hadn't seen these giant naturals for a long time.
Sheridan looks like she's ready to dive right in.
This is Sheridan Love Month at SCORELAND. On Thursday, May 14, we’ll get to see Sheridan’s first on-camera fuck photos and video. Then we’ll get to watch her fuck again on the following two Thursdays.
But today. Sheridan is in a monokini. She jumps into the water. That’s so she can get wet. But Sheridan is always wet.
Anyway, think of today’s solo photo and video posting as foreplay. It’ll get you ready for what’s to come. And cum.
At times, Hitomi seems unaware of how sensational her rack really is.
I came across this a few minutes ago while looking at photo sets for SCORE‘s annual bikini issue. It happens to be a photo that’s going to be posted Thursday in Part 3 of this month’s “Hitomi Loves Miami” special at SCORELAND.
I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a bikini photo as spectacular as this one, and it’s not even posed. Hitomi is just hanging out on the boat, so without even trying to look sexy…well, she just can’t help it.
A clue: You've seen her before. A kinda clue: She makes her worldwide debut Friday at SCORELAND.
Says she, “I like being spanked. I like it more when other people spank me. I like not knowing when it’s coming. I don’t like being told, ‘I’m going to slap you.’ If a guy’s fucking me from behind, he should slap my ass but not let me know he’s going to slap my ass.”
Tori is ready for her closeup.
Today at SCORELAND, meet Tori Karsin, a DDD-cup blonde from Houston, Texas who’s making her debut in the big time.
“Can’t wait to see my photo shoots published later this month,” Tori wrote on her blog after she returned home from her first shoot. “It was an absolute blast and I can’t wait to see the final pictures and videos. Anxious to see how it all turned out.”
It turned out great, and you’re going to get treated to a quadruple shot of this 42-27-38 MILF: photos and videos of Tori flashing her hot body all over Miami and then cooling off in the pool and showing us her big tits and sweet pussy.
“I’m really a small town girl,” she said. “I come from the suburbs of Houston. I’m impressed by Miami, the buildings, the traffic. Everybody watching me, honking their horns. When they were honking, it made my pussy wet. I like the attention my big boobs get.”
Her face, her boobs, her pussy…they’re all going to get plenty of attention, starting right now at SCORELAND.
Jennica Lynn was born in Sweden.
She lives in England.
So why is Jennica Lynn wishing you a happy 4th of July…aka, Independence Day…aka, America’s independence from the country in which she lives?
Because she has M-cup tits. And a pretty face. And we like the way she smiles. And, most of all, because she looks great in that red, white and blue bikini.
Besides, we’re supposed to hold a grudge for 238 years?
Have a great holiday. Enjoy the BBQ. If you get the chance, sneak back into the house and enjoy Amy Anderssen’s first XXX scene at SCORELAND. It’s the patriotic thing to do.
Ann can't seem to find a bikini that fits her tits.
Sorry. Girls like Leanne and Michelle are not hanging out at your beach.
This weekend marks the unofficial beginning of summer, and if you’re planning on going to the beach, knock yourself out. Have a good time.
I mean, it’s your weekend. But remember: Just because this is the unofficial start of summer doesn’t mean the ocean knows anything about that. Chances are you’re gonna freeze your nuts off.
And then, if you do manage to get into the water, there’s a pretty fair chance you’re going to get stung by a jellyfish.
And I haven’t even mentioned sharks.
Of course, you could just stay out of the water and lay on your beach blanket all afternoon.
And get sunburned. Your skin hasn’t seen the sun in six months. How do you expect it to react?
My advice? Stay inside in front of your computer. Visit SCORELAND. It’s the only place you’ll see bikini babes like Michelle, Leanne and newcomer Ann Calis, who has a new set and video debuting today.
But if you insist on going to the beach, go right ahead. But don’t come running to me if your car gets towed.
As I mentioned a few weeks ago, we’ve been working on a very special July 2013 issue of SCORE. I have to admit, it’s been consuming almost all of my time. Now, I’m not complaining. I’ve been spending my days with my head buried in binders full of back issue of SCORE, looking at every photo we’ve ever published on every page of every issue. Yeah, it’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it.
One thing I’ve confirmed is that we’ve published some great photos during the 21 years that SCORE has been in existence. I’ve also discovered that if we wanted to, we could easily publish entire magazines with nothing but photos of SaRenna Lee, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Morgan Leigh, Angelique, Christy Marks and this girl.
Yes, this girl. The one below. The photo was taken during Boob Cruise ’98. I think it’s spectacular, one of the greatest bikini photos ever taken. What do you think?
Casey on the beach.