February 10, 2013 by Dave
The bigger the better, I always say. Here's Busty Dusty from the mid-90s.
Wasn’t it just a few years ago that big-screen everything was in? Or am I imagining that? I know for sure that back in the late 1970s and early 1980s when I would frequent the occasional peep-show booth, the privacy was great but the screens were too small (they seemed to have an odd film over them, too). Then, when the VHS craze started, the only bad thing was that we had to watch porn on 25-inch TV screens. Then the screens got bigger and bigger, and suddenly, we had life-sized tits and fucking on 60-inch screens. Bigger-than-life-sized tits and fucking was great! Or at least I thought it was.
Because now I’m finding out that people are using their smartphones and tablets for everything from text messaging to shopping to surfing the Internet to reading books. Yes, it’s true: People read books on their smartphones. How can anybody read a book on a screen that’s less than five inches high and about two-and-a-quarter inches wide?
But even more amazing: People are watching full-length movies on their smartphones. Some people never watch TV or use a desktop (soon to be a thing of the past) or laptop computer. They watch everything on their smartphones.
Elliot and I decide what to order from Autumn-Jade. But it's the guy on the right who's going to get served the boob plate special.
Including porn? Yes. Including porn. Not me. For me, the bigger the screen the better. But how about you? Our current poll asks, “Do you ever watch porn videos on a tablet or smartphone?”
The poll only has room for you to answer the question. But if you do watch porn on your smartphone, I have to ask…why?
The last poll asked, “Have you ever given a restaurant waitress a bigger tip than she ordinarily would have deserved just because she had big tits?” The most-popular answer was, “Yes, and I expected nothing in return” at 49%, followed by “No, that’s foolish” at 33%. I’d like to point out in my defense (I voted for “Yes, and I expected nothing in return.”) that it’s not a matter of being foolish. It’s a matter of big tits locking up and making a mess of a big-tit lover’s brain. It is, basically, an involuntary reaction. So, I will continue to give bigger tips to waitresses with big tits, and there’s absolutely nothing I can do about it.
February 9, 2012 by Elliot James
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Whether it’s paper or electrons, just feed your need for huge, beautiful hooters.
This edition stars covergirl Hitomi, Arianna Sinn, Dixie Devereaux, Aspen, Chavon Taylor and Marilyn White plus Charlie Cooper, Alex Chance and Destiny Rose all in dangerously combustible hardcore action.
This wild bunch will make your day.
December 6, 2011 by Maria
The digital issue of January 2012 SCORE is available as a free download for SCORELAND members.
The 2011 Holiday season is upon us, and the promise of presents has us all in a fine frenzy.
For most of us, Christmas presents include power tools for him, power tools for her (AKA vibrators) and all sorts of gadgetry. And topping everyone’s gadgetry wish list this year are tablets and iPads, of course. Why? Because they are awesome and portable and allow you to do all sorts of amazing things on the go. And you can read all sorts of things…
THINGS LIKE THE NEW, AWESOME DIGITAL MAGAZINES AVAILABLE AT THE EBOOBSTORE!!!!
Sorry, I get excited about technological advances that allow you to get more big boobs on your computer devices.
That’s right. Now you can download digital versions of SCORE and Voluptuous magazines right to your tablet, iPad, Computer, MAC, iPod, Smartphone, PC and MAC. No more waiting for your issue to arrive via the mail. Now you get a whole jack mag for you to take with you where ever you go. Discreet and convenient. Big tits right in the palm of your hand. Literally. (With your dick in your other palm.) All the photos in HD and you can zoom in on each one. Doesn’t that sound nice? We think so.
The mags are available via the eBoobStore for only $8.99 and can be downloaded or viewed as a PDF flipbook.
But wait…THERE’S MORE!
Tits, er, ’tis the season for giving…so we are giving SCORELAND members a freebie. A FREE GIFT for your package!
SCORELAND members can download the digital issue of January 2012 issue SCORE for FREE! Just head over to the members area and click the Digital Magazines banner at the top of the page.
We know, we know….you’re overcome with gratitude. Go ahead and take your gratitude and your free digital mag and overcum in some private place, guys.
Happy Holidays!
-Maria
