Jenna Valentine has a unique way of accessorizing her outfit.
In this case, Camelia Davis’s tits are the outfit.
I was at lunch the other day, the usual spot, and I found myself standing at the soda machine, waiting to refill my glass, checking out the rack on the MILF standing next to me, refilling her glass and very nicely filling out a white tank top. Nice, tan, probably fake boobs. D-cups, I’d guess. Plenty of cleavage, and a little bit of side cleavage, too.
And that’s when it hit me like a thunder strike.
Tits are part of the outfit!
Her shoes were part of the outfit. The belt she was wearing was part of the outfit. Her earrings were part of the outfit. And, in this case, her tits were part of the outfit, too!
Do you see what I’m getting at here? I told this story (and my revelation) to a female editor here at The SCORE Group. She looked at me like I was crazy and said, “So what? Everyone knows that.”
If you say to Tatiana Blair, “That’s a very nice dress,” she’ll know what you mean.
Carlos tells Shyla, “Excuse me, ma’am. I was just admiring your lovely outfit.”
NO, NOT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT! Maybe women know it, but men don’t know it. I know now, though. Some women accessorize with earrings. Others with bracelets. Some with stockings. When a woman is wearing a short skirt, her legs are part of the outfit. When she’s wearing tight, low-rise jeans, her ass is part of the outfit. And when she’s wearing a low-cut top, her tits are part of the outfit. Of course, some women have nicer accessories than others.
This doesn’t mean it’s okay to walk up to a girl and say, “Hey, nice tits.” No. That’s never okay. But if you say to her, “That’s a very nice shirt you’re wearing today,” she’ll know what you mean, and that’ll be okay.
Today I was checking out our Twitter (It’s @SCORELAND for all of you who tweet and want to follow us!), and I realized that it’s Throwback Thursday. (It’s also International High Five Day, so here’s an H5 for all of you from us!) Throwback Thursday is basically a chance for people to reminisce about the good times that were and the glory days of yore.
I thought to myself, “Self, we are SCORELAND. We ARE big tits. No one has more glory days than we do.”
And so I decided to do a special Throwback Thursday post featuring some of our most-glorious blog videos from days gone by. A top five blog videos of all time post. Well, I think they are the top five. I asked Elliot to help me take a trip down Memory Lane and we came up with this list. I didn’t ask Dave because he was in our studio talking to someone with big tits. I am pretty sure he has his own opinion about the top five. Too bad, Dave. This isn’t about you. 🙂
So, without further ado, here are some of the greatest blog videos of all time. They feature incredible models like Renee Ross, Cherry Brady, Jenna Valentine, Daylene Rio, Destiny Rose and the rest of the cast from More To Fuck. Looking back at all these videos made me realize how much fun we have here at SCORELAND and how awesome it is to do what we do…bring you big tits no matter what. Check out the videos below and enjoy your Throwback Thursday. I know I did.
xoxo
Maria
#5) The busty babes of More To Fuck sit down with Dave and chat about bras and tits. Very informative and titty-filled stuff.
#4) I sit down with Renee Ross and talk about sex, and she demonstrates what the best way to titty fuck is. This is like a PSA for titty fucking, I promise.
#3) Cherry Brady is the best hula hooper I’ve ever seen. Well, until she took her bra off, then she was the best, worst, topless hula hooper I have ever seen, and it was AWESOME.
#2) Daylene Rio talks to Dave while she is fucking. That’s talent.
#1) Valley girl talk and titty-bouncing class with Jenna Valentine…one of the funniest blog videos of all time. And we high-five, so this blog is also cool for International High-five Day.
Today, I am going to tackle what may be one of the causes of boob shame.
Boob prejudice.
Breast bigotry.
Cleavage discrimination.
On this day, I am going to rant and rail against what we at SCORE have called “boob prejudice” in society.
It can lead to girls wearing clothes and bras that minimize their chests, something that sucks big time.
Street creeps making filthy comments to busty girls walking past them might be the most obvious and blatant example of boob prejudice, but it’s not as insidious as:
Employers declining to hire women because they have large breasts, thinking that the bustier the woman, the dumber or more incompetent she is.
School teachers treating busty students poorly, thinking that for every rise in bra-cup number, the IQ number is lower.
Classmates bullying or making fun of a well-endowed classmate.
Busty politicians being criticized…no wait, skip that. There are no busty politicians. Why? Because boob-bigots won’t vote them into office!
Do U.S. companies show boob prejudice against busty job applicants?
Instead of going on and spewing my dissatisfaction like this, I’m going to publish some excerpts from our interviews so the models themselves can recount the big-boob prejudice they have encountered.
Tatiana Blair: “I never had any trouble with the boys. It was the girls who were very mean to me.”
Melonie Max: “I was teased. A lot. It was rough while I was growing up. The girls hated me. But all the boys liked me. And I was always the new girl in town because my step dad was in the military, so I moved around a lot. So, I was always new and all the girls hated me and all the boys liked me.”
Autumn-Jade: “I thought I was a freak of nature. I had these really big boobs and I didn’t know what to do with them. Not like now. They called me names like watermelon patch or jugs. I would just look at them and laugh at them. I wouldn’t let them know that they hurt my feelings.”
Autumn had a ball.
Brianna Costello: “When I’m at the car wash, people just stop and stare, and I really think that when they’re looking at me, they’re having judgmental thoughts about my big boobs. A lot of them aren’t looking at my boobs because they like big tits, although I know a lot of the men do. They’re looking at me because they’re thinking things like, ‘Oh, she has no class,’ or, ‘She’s not a proper Southern lady,’ whatever that is. So I’ve come up with naming them boob-prejudiced people.”
Joy Juggs: “All of the girls’ boyfriends looked at my boobs, and they all wanted to talk to me, and the other girls didn’t like that too much. They all thought I was trashy and slutty and slept around a lot just because I had big boobs. At that time, I was actually still a virgin.”
Bre: “One time, we were at this pep rally and all these guys were saying, ‘You stuff your bra! You stuff it with toilet paper!’ I lifted up my shirt and I said, ‘Yeah, that’s right. I stuff it with my titties.’ I got in trouble and got suspended. I was always getting in trouble in school. That’s why I had to home school. I would always get sent to in-school suspension for wearing little skirts and little tops. I hated school because I always got into trouble for no reason, just because of what I wore.”
There’s a lot more of this on-file, but I’m starting to boil over with anger and rage re-reading it. So let’s move on to some happier recollections because I can’t handle any more personal recounts of boob prejudice.
Michelle May can hold her own against bullies.
Michelle May: “I got a lot of smiles and winks from a lot of the guys. I wouldn’t say that I was hated on because I went to school in California and everyone showed a lot of skin. I mean, it is commonplace for people to walk around half-naked in California. I would say that I was the flavor of the week for maybe a week and then people got over it. I got the nickname Shelly Big Boobs and Tits McGee. It was all in good fun. No one ever went out of their way to be nasty to me.”
Kaytee Carter: “If a guy comes up to me and says, ‘You have big tits,’ I’ll say, ‘You’re a fucking genius.’ And I make fun of him. If a guy comes up to me and says, ‘You have ginormous tits,’ I’ll make fun of him, but I’m not mad at him.”
Carrie Ashton: “A lot of the guys would say stuff about them, but I think it was more, um, perverted than malicious. They wanted to touch them or talk about them. All of the girls pretty much left me alone.”
Joy Juggs: “The guys all treated me very well. Anything I wanted, they would get for me. If I needed my pencils sharpened, they would sharpen them for me. If I forgot to do my homework, they would do it for me. That all started quick when I got into high school. I think I caused a lot of problems with guys and girls. Not on purpose, mind you.”
Jasmine Shiraz: “I got away with murder. I could do just about anything and I wouldn’t get in trouble with the male teachers. I remember throwing something at one of my teachers, and I didn’t get in trouble at all.”
Boob prejudice must be stamped out in our time. Instead of spending more money on another war in the Middle East, our tax money should be allocated to public education and awareness to eliminate this form of social discrimination.
Think it's that vitamin-rich Czech beer? Could be.
Some girls don’t get enough praise. I have three right here who deserve a hunka burning love.
Jennifer Vokova and Ivy Darmon: a couple of cleavage-carrying Czech curvettes. I don’t know how long they plan to model, but I hope they stick around for a while.
Britain's Cathy tasted Super Maxi.
Born to bare it.
Tatiana Blair, a homegrown California cutie. (If we ever wanted to do a Snookie take-off, Tatiana gets my vote to play her.) So show the love. Appreciate them while you have ’em. Because your encouragement gives a model positive energy. It doesn’t cost anything, just a couple of minutes of finger time.
I have some birthday shout-outs this week. Women who understand what a man and his prostate needs. Cynthia Flowers and Persia Monir were born on Sept. 27. Cathy Barry and Bozena were born on Sept. 28. LaTina and Lovely Libra were born on Sept. 29. Jada Deville was born on Sept. 30. Natalie Fiore on October 2. Veronica Vaughn’s birthday is Oct. 3. Happy birthday, ladies. keep it up.
Tatiana Blair's eye contact establishes the connection.
Rachel Love: 100% P.O.V.
Back in “Scorecard” #284 on SCORELAND, we published an email about the topic of girls looking at the camera during a XXX scene with a guy. L.D.R.’s basic gripe was, “Your women have the stuff that dream dates are made of. The first photos of your pictorials are tops. The seduction, if you will. Then you blow it. When every shot has the girl looking into the camera while the stud has his way with her, it makes us feel like losers. That stud represents us. When the girl looks at the stud, she is looking at us, and for that moment in time, she becomes our girlfriend, and that is what makes us want to return to The SCORE Group! Take this as you wish.”
L.D.R.’s letter didn’t generate much response, either point or counterpoint. In plays or movies, when someone looks at the unseen viewer, acknowledging his presence, it’s called breaking “the fourth wall.” The imaginary boundary between play and audience is broken. Woody Allen has done this many times in his movies, like in Annie Hall. Michael Caine did it throughout his movie Alfie. It’s more common on stage than in films, where it’s never been that popular.
We’ve been running a poll about this subject on SCORELAND, and the majority of respondents didn’t agree with L.D.R. We asked, “Do you like it when a model looks at the camera instead of the guy in a hardcore photo shoot?” A big 63% said yes, only 16% answered no and 21% didn’t have a preference either way.
A girl looking at the camera in a hardcore scene can work in different ways. Naturally, in a point-of-view shoot when the camera takes the place of the guy, the model looking into the camera is the most important part of the fantasy logic. A second situation–both guy and girl are shot in third person but she turns her head or her eyes to look directly at the camera, with different types of facial expressions, such as smiling or sexually turned on, extra-excited by someone else looking at her fucking and sucking her partner–is what L.D.R. objected to. He feels that he’s on the outside looking in, “a look but don’t touch” effect. There’s also a third: when the viewer is a peeping Tom spying on a couple and the girl might shoot knowing glances in the direction of the peeper while the guy is unaware.
Harmony Bliss maintains eye contact with her cum-comrade.
Most of this applies to still photos. In most third-person hardcore videos, the girls rarely turn to look at and acknowledge the camera.
Personally, I’m a P.O.V. fan. They really pull you into the action. But this doesn’t work all the time. A lot of positions must be seen third-person unless mirrors are used. That’s why mirrored rooms are so big at hot-sheet hotels.
The same question is currently up on the Blog poll. What are your thoughts?
And if you’re not in the USA, you’ve still got the hooters. Mamazon The Movie rumbles in the jungle with Chapter 4 Kali’s Caged Sex as sexy Kali West learns how the male of the species operates when she serves one of the captives a banana for lunch and he repays the favor with his own banana. Meanwhile, the other Mamazons are plotting big trouble for the invaders of their secret village. I pity the fools.
Lillian Faye checks out the beach with the SCORE crew in Extreme Bikini Time, a SCORE Theater video. Let’s hope what you’ll see doesn’t become an ocean of crude oil this summer. I like oil on boobs but not that much!
Lillian cums with an ocean view.
Trinity's heavy hangers are just what the doctor ordered.
You met new discovery Trinity Michaels in a previous BLOG video. Now check out her first pictorials. Trinity (August ’10 V-Mag) photographs like a dream and I am positive she will be a new fave of many V-Men. I hope she decides to try modeling for at least a few years. It’s all new to Trinity so she’s looking forward to the feedback.
Laurella is another new Voluptuous arrival. She’s from titty city Prague, land of beer and big boobs. Why is Prague such a hub for busty girls? Is it the beer? The sausages? Or maybe the Czechs and the other eastern Europeans simply have the boob gene. I don’t know. Laurella reminds me of another Czech that regulars will remember well, Bozena.
Another new super-busty brunette. How lucky can you get?
Tatiana Blair is interviewed by Maria and Allie in a rare double header. She’s cute, she’s pretty, she’s adorable. And, oh yeah, Tatiana’s bra is loaded.
Tatiana tells all on SCORELAND.
If you have a membership to SCOREVideos.com, the Janet Jade video Won’t You Take Me To Funkytown? is having its world premiere showing. I especially like this video because Janet go-go dances in the opening sequence, something I always love to see. Janet is a dancer back home in Detroit and she can bust a move with the best of ’em. Remember the Fly Girls from In Living Color or the Solid Gold dancers? Janet’s just as talented and even sexier. Don’t forget the popcorn and beer.
Janet tears it up at SCOREVideos.com
Have a relaxing, boobadelic weekend and keep SCORING.
I can’t say enough good things about tight T-shirts. They’re just so…tight. I hate baggy tops. I know some extra-busty girls like to travel wearing one, especially when they’re flying, and I understand the reasons, but that doesn’t mean I have to like them. They might as well be wearing a flour sack.
The other day, I was at an airport to pick up a friend, and while I was waiting, a girl walked by wheeling her suitcase. She had on baggy jeans but her T-shirt was super tight and cut so that some of her waist was exposed. She looked busty but she probably had D-cups. Unfortunately not up to SCORE-size standards, but our bar is set to the highest levels. To the rest of western society, her upper deck would be a traffic stopper. All things considered, worthy of boob-spotting while I waited for the flight to disembark.
I also highly respect T-shirt wearers who put on shirts with breasty comments like “My Eyes Are Up Here.” It takes nerve. I admire the effort. It means she knows what she has and is proud of it. Busty and proud. I don’t see many girls wearing these kind of shirts at the local lunch places near the SCORE building. It’s a sad situation.
Girls, have any of you worn funny-punny boob tees outside the house?
Tatiana does her tee right.
Okay, it's not a shirt on Danielle Derek. Just kicking off the World Cup.
Sorority tees ("Omega Boobs") from the movie Pounding The Pledges.
18 paar riesendingers basically means "18 huge dingers."
It’s taken me a long time to tear myself away from constantly re-playing those More To Fuck BLOG videos all week, but I finally did it through a tremendous surge of willpower. It’s not easy breaking away from Tatiana and her MTF teammates. So now I can show you what most SCORE and V-Mag readers have never seen and probably never knew about.
Meaning "Angel Gee, Small Town Girl With Huge Tits!"
For about the past 15 years, our mags have been translated into German and sold in Germany (and I think in Austria and Switzerland, too, but I could be mistaken). SCORE is sold as Hot SCORE and Voluptuous is called Super Naturals. While the German issues’ monthly numbering system is different from the English-language editions’ traditional month and year order, they feature the same content inside, including our interviews and departments. They’re just laid out differently. The covers also have a different look and style.
They can show bare nipples on the covers.
The German editions aren’t sold in the U.S., just in Europe. It’s nice to know that there’s a Boob Brotherhood in Germany that loves big tits just as much as their cousins across the Big Pond. The current issue of Hot SCORE features Germany’s own Annina on the cover. If you ever take the high-speed ICE train from Frankfurt to Hamburg, buy a copy of Hot SCORE at the newsstand to keep you from getting bored during the three-hour ride. Hey, we’ll bet that if there’s a local girl sitting by you, she’ll be happy to translate it for you.
The World Cup of soccer begins Friday, and although the United States has almost no chance of winning, the U.S. is one of the dominant countries when it comes to big, natural tits. And what’s more important, soccer or tits? Exactly. Today’s video isn’t a competiton, but now seemed like a good time to post this backstage video of Tatiana Blair and Melonie Max, two of the top newcomers of 2010 and two of the stars of the new DVD More To Fuck. When the clip opens, Tatiana and Melonie are sitting on a bed with their boobs pouring out of their dresses. Bra-wise, Tatiana wears a 36G and Melonie wears a 34G. So, seemingly, their tits are the same size. But bra measurement is an inexact science, and although Tatiana and Melonie are almost equally stacked, their racks are quite different.
Okay, enough of this scientific analysis of boobs and World Cup bullshit. In all honesty, I was just looking for an excuse to get their tits out.
In Part 2 of this video (click here to see Part 1), Melonie Max joins her More To Fuck friends Tatiana Blair, Kaytee Carter, Alanna Ackerman, Anna Kay and Destiny Rose for more tit talk about bras, clothing, etc. The best part comes near the end, when the girls all get their tits out.
And now that I have your attention, I’m going to tell you a little more about More To Fuck. In a nutshell: A guy, John, shows up at house for reality TV dating show; the five girls and the hostess are all super-busty; he decides who he wants to marry/continue a meaningless relationship with by fucking three of them (Tatiana, Anna and Melonie). His friend, Lucas, fucks Alanna in the ass and reports back to John. Destiny is a virgin (yeah, right) and doesn’t know how to impress John when all the other girls are fucking, so she decides to put on a lezzie show with Kaytee, the hostess.
Now, about that girl-girl scene: I am not a fan of girl-girl scenes, but this one is great, probably the best we’ve ever filmed at The SCORE Groups. It has real, live pussy eating in which the girls get their tongues in deep, but the best part is that it has real girlie kissing. You know how in most girl-girl scenes, the girls flick their tongues at each other? Well, Kaytee and Destiny kiss like they’re giving each other tonsil examinations. Very hot.
In between the scenes, we get to see the girls in bikinis and tight tops. And, since there seems to be a good girl/bad girl debate raging on the “Blog,” I’d like to point out that all of the girls are good girls who are behaving sluttily for our bachelor’s (and your) pleasure. Basically, they’re acting like our dream girls. There ain’t a bitch in the bunch.
Oh, and one more thing: My desk shares a wall with the studio. When Alanna was getting fucked in the ass by Lucas’s big, black cock, you could hear her moans of pleasure through the walls and all the way across the office. I’m sitting there listening to her being fucked in the ass and getting a hard-on.
Anyway, enjoy this clip, and let me know what you think about More To Fuck.
