July 8, 2013 by Elliot James
Micky: she can easily pop your cork.
Such bar room phrases as “bottoms up,” “bouncers,” “pop top,” “loaded,” and “shaken not stirred” have a different meaning when our busty friends come by to bare at the bar.
Micky Bells, for example, is back in a fresh pictorial and video right now at XLGirls.com.
Micky appears ready to pop that cork and celebrate. Every time I see Micky, it’s a reason to celebrate.
The size and shape of Micky’s breasts still makes me hear bells ringing in my head every time I see her.
Everything else about Micky is supernatural too. Check out those legs.
It was a great day when Miss Bells decided to wear the air for our cameras.
This got me thinking about other top-heavy tavern teasers. Here’s a few fine shot girls to toss one back to and get boob drunk over.
Everybody knows her name: Karina Hart.
Jessica Taylor bared at the bar.
Sports bar-buster Angel Gee.
December 11, 2012 by Elliot James
Dave blogged about Gabrielle Love’s waitress show yesterday. No one as yet has volunteered the reason we tip better when the server carries large cups.
Last week, I blogged about Babes, Boobs and Beer.
Today, I want to sound the alert about a new Joana Bliss scene going up at SCORELAND.
Joana’s a traditional jug slinger in a rustic European pub, hauling beer before she goes bare.
Who would not want to tap those kegs?
Romanian cupcake Lana Ivans says that a diet rich in corn makes girls’ boobs bigger.
In Bulgaria, a millet-based ale called Boza is claimed to increase breast size.
Others say it’s the hops in beer that mimic estrogen.
Whatever the case, support your local busty bartenders and beer maids and tip them well.
Another question I have is why are all English lady bartenders busty? I’ve gone pub-hopping in London and saw them in every place I went.
Joana next appears in the March ’13 Voluptuous, on-sale January 8, and then in April ’13 SCORE, on-sale January 22.
Drop your hops and show Joana some props.
Check out this clip.
Bottoms up!
Joana serves up a couple of sudsy ones.
