Tag Archive: Terri Jane
September 13, 2012 by Elliot James
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Barbie Kelley: a wife to strive for.
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Roxi Red: does 38K mean anything to you?
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Rockell: Alabama mud wrestler.
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Jazmine: special talent is using a stick shift.
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Kalila Kane: teaching herself how to play piano.
Okay, it’s only September 13th but I want to go over who’s new, hip, hot and happening at SCORELAND this month because a lot is going on.
On September 2, Kalila Kane arrived for the Big Show. Kalila is slim, exotic, stacked and slinky. She comes to us courtesy of a friend who is a SCORE fan. Kalila says “I just started training in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and I’m teaching myself to play the piano. I trap, have fixed and release feral cats in the D.C. area. I currently have a 1992 Kawasaki Ninja Ex250 motorcycle that I’m fixing up. I’m really into group sex and consensually forced sex at the moment, so most of my fantasies revolve around that. Having sex when it’s kind of wrong satisfies me.” Okay, I’d like to see her do a XXX video for us. She had me at altruistic stripper and Kawasaki Ninja 250.
On September 5, Jazmine debuted. A pretty, slim-n-stacked bikini beach bunny, Jazmine went straight from New Discovery to boy-girl in the space of two days. She’s got a rack and she’s on track. In this era of instant gratification, it’s interesting to observe that here’s someone who waited to do a XXX scene, even if it was for a day. I’m not quite sure why Jazmine waited so long but I’m sure the Boob Brotherhood was happy about it. Jazmine likes doggie-style, oral sex, her hair being pulled, being finger-fucked and spanked. “I try to have sex every day,” says Jazmine. If she’s gonna have sex every day, she might as well do it here, right? Why keep it a big secret?
On September 10, Rockell hit SCORELAND like an asteroid. In other words, a heavenly body. SCORE doesn’t get many models from Alabama. “I love being nude. If I could be a nudist and do it in Alabama, I would. But I turn heads wherever I go, topless or not.” I absolutely believe that and I think that being seen at SCORELAND is Rockell’s big break-out move. I also think the magazine readers who pay little or no attention to this thing called the Internets are going to go ga-ga-gazongas over Rockell. She has the kind of easy-going, relaxed, having-fun vibe I got from Kerry Marie, Jessica Turner, Lorna Morgan as well as from Valory, Terri Jane, and Kaytee Carter.
On September 12, Roxi Red exposed her shock and awe inspiring K-sized wonders for the first time. Dave, Maria and I felt like we were Tasered. Memories of the mammaries of Sammie Black, Jenny Hill, Mianna Thomas, Miosotis, Vanessa Del and Kristina Milan flooded my brain. Roxi is a rare one! “In high school, I went from DD to H to K,” said Roxi. “I was always interested in becoming a model but I was always told that my boobs are too big. But I’m happy to be where I’m at now. This is the first time I’ve ever done any adult modeling.” The swine who dictate to the sheep of society what models should look like would not give Roxi her due but we are happy to place her on a pedestal. You can also get some really good boob angles when they loom over you.
And tomorrow, a new SCORE wife enters these Hallowed Halls of Hooters and she’s going for the big enchilada with special sauce. Barbie Kelley is the spouse of a reader who has collected and kept every single issue of SCORE and Voluptuous ever published. That’s 20 years. He could have kept his own SCORE wife to himself yet they chose to share her with the big-boob world and to enjoy seeing their own fantasies come to life. Now it’s official: Barbie has joined the League of Extraordinary Busty Housewives of SCORE. “If I am going out, I usually wear a bra. Around the house, all bets are off and you’ll be lucky to find me in any clothing if I am home.” Lucky man!
I’d like to point out that we’re only through half the month. So stay tuned.
August 22, 2012 by Maria
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Aileen Ghettman wants to put her oily tits…IN YOUR FACE!
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Anjii Ross is squeezing her tits together so she can put them…IN YOUR FACE!
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Estelle Taylor wants to tweak her nipples…IN YOUR FACE!
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Melissa Manning is lining up her tits so she can shove them…IN YOUR FACE.
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Terri Jane is making her nipples hard so she can put them…IN YOUR FACE!
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Venera is probably going to put her pale areolae…IN YOUR FACE!
A while ago I told you guys how much I love one of our signature shots…
the one where a model’s tits appear to be right in your face.
I appropriately called that blog, Tits…IN YOUR FACE!
Well, since then, I have been collecting my favorite in your face shots.
I want to state here that there is nothing better than tits in your face. I mean, you can try and come up with something better. I will give you a moment to digest what I just said.
Sure, some of you are going to say pussy. Okay, sure, pussy is awesome and having one in your face might be great, but if some random woman came up to you and put her pussy in your face, it wouldn’t be that awesome. It might not be the kind of pussy you like. It might be a furry pussy when you prefer your box bald. There are a lot of factors that make pussy, random pussy, in your face not as palatable as tits. Now, if a random, stacked woman walked up to you on the street and said, “Hey! How are you doing, cowboy?” and then she proceeded to whip her jugs out and put them in your face…well, I don’t care what kind of tits you like, in that moment those tits in your face would be the best thing ever.
There is no way that tits in your face would ever be un-awesome. It just doesn’t compute. Plus, if you ask me, these tits in your face showcase the fine details of these hotties’ tits that make each of them unique like snowflakes. In the tits in your face shots, you get to see the veins, the outline of the areolae, the way a nipple puckers up when it’s hard. All of those details are what make being that close to a woman’s tits amazing.
So take a moment to click on each pic above and let it get nice and big on your screen and then revel in the fact that here at SCORELAND, we put tits in your face all the time.
We know…you love us for it. It’s all in a day’s work!
xoxo
Maria
May 30, 2012 by Elliot James
Ready for an exam? Nurse Terri Jane is ready when you are.
Our friend Terri Jane may not succeed in recruiting more nurses to this noble profession, but tomorrow’s SCORELAND examination definitely will inspire a wave of potential patients to check into Terri’s Emergency Ward K, drop their drawers and cough.
As soon as Terri says those five magical words, “It’s getting hot in here,” you know that all those exorbitant health insurance payments you’ve been making into the system are worth it. It’s called Bosom Care, and the US Congress is actually supporting this one despite the fact that Terri is English.
The problem is, Terri will put more guys into the hooter hospital than discharge them.
On the other hand, that may not be a problem with most of you as long as she’s head nurse.
April 30, 2012 by Elliot James
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Mandy Pearl born May 7.
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Michelle Bond born May 7.
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Denise Davies born May 4.
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Jessica Turner born May 1.
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Terri Jane born May 1.
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Sharon Pink born April 29.
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Anna Loren born April 29.
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Kayla Kupcakes born April 29.
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Jasmine Shiraz born April 29.
Of the nine girls celebrating their birthdays this week, five are British, three are Americans and one is Czech.
You know what this means, yet again.
Great Britain is winning the international boobs race.
Let’s go, Americans.
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Happy birthday, SCORE Girls.
March 13, 2012 by Dave
Kiko Lee isn't smiling, but believe me, she's happy. She's about to get some cock at SCORELAND.
Along with augmented vs. natural, and whether the models must show their pussies and do hardcore, one of the most common subjects among big-boob lovers regards models smiling (or not smiling) in their photos and videos. If I had a dime for every time a reader or website member complained about this model or that model not smiling, I’d be a millionaire. To these people, I could say, “Danni Ashe.” She never smiled (she pouted), yet she’s one of the most-popular big-boobed models ever. So there. And then these people would probably say to me, “Crystal Gunns.” She always smiled. Her smile was big and bright. She had a brick-shithouse of a body, but that smile made her seem like the girl-next-door.
Personally, for my own purposes, I don’t care whether a model is smiling (as long as she’s not giving me the finger or snarling), as long as she’s sexy and, preferably, posing in a very revealing, sexual manner. I do not expect a woman to smile while she has two fingers stuffed inside her pussy. I expect her to be overcome with lust and passion. To me, smiling does not equal lust and passion. A woman cannot smile and suck cock at the same time.
But, of course, SCORE and SCORELAND isn’t all about me and my own purposes. I have you guys to think about. And most of you like smiling.
S.M., a reader from Baltimore, Maryland, likes when the models smile, too, but he has an interesting, open-minded view of the other side of the debate. So I’ll turn the rest of this Blog over to him. Have at it, S.M.:
Here, I present proof that Ariana Angel does, indeed, smile.
“We’ve read time after time about how readers don’t like to see a model looking too serious or not smiling. They tend to think they’re not happy doing what they’re doing or that the model has a nasty attitude. But that’s not necessarily the case. They could be, as you would say, making love to the camera, or it could be their mannerism due to their culture, or, okay, maybe she’s just having a rough day, or she could be nervous if it’s her debut, so instead of smiling, she shows the deer-in-the-headlights stare.
“But I’ve never had a problem when a model doesn’t smile a whole lot in their pictures. In fact, even with so-called happy-go-lucky models like Leanne Crow and Terri Jane, I wouldn’t mind seeing a little more sophistication from them. But that may just be who they are: They just like smiling due to their lively personalities. Sophisticated expressions can be intriguing and sometimes make me think the model is hard to get.
“Kiko Lee is the most sophisticated SCORE model right now. I’ve never seen her posing with a smile, but she’s sexy, and her unsmiling face turns me on. Your other most-sophisticated models are Merilyn Sakova, Bea Flora, Kelly Kay and Ashley Sage Ellison. Ariana Angel is a model who’s shown good sophisticated poses in a sexy way. But these models are good enough to afford not smiling. In fact, most of the models I’ve named have won awards or been finalists, so being too serious must not be such a horrible thing.
“But don’t get me wrong. Like most readers, I do enjoy seeing smiles and enthusiasm as well. But just because she’s not smiling doesn’t mean she’s not having a nice time. She just has her own way of showing it. She’s just trying to be sexy and turn us on.”
February 7, 2012 by Elliot James
Melissa Manning: made for tank tops.
Today, I want to rant and rave about my #1, all-time favorite top for SCORE Girls to wear.
The humble tank top.
I’ve included a few examples worn by some bodacious tank commanders.
Sandra Star: German tank commander.
The perfect tank top is chest-clinging and tight and made of thin cotton with very thin spaghetti straps. If some belly is showing because her breast shelf stretches it out, all the better but not necessary.
A tank top is something they will never let a woman wear on my most hated TV show ever, What Not To Wear. You may have caught this abomination on the badly misnamed The Learning Channel. Hosts Clinton and Kelly take a woman who dresses scantily and skimpily (“inappropriately,” in their view) and turn her into a PC frump at the urging of family and friends. If they get the occasional hot babe, I tune in to check her out in the first half before they ruin her. A few years ago, they ruined a real estate agent who loved showing off her body and wore plaid, coed miniskirts and belly-exposing tank tops to the office.
Micky, Gya and Terri Jane: girls you’d like to get tanked with.
In a SCORELAND poll about favorite outfits a few years ago, tank tops and tight sweaters both earned 15% of the votes while T-shirts earned 5%. Thirty-percent of you preferred bras and 23% chose bikinis. Evening gowns, which have no place in my perfect world, earned 13%.
I expected tank tops to do much better in the survey because girls can wear them pretty much everywhere. Braless girls wearing tank tops in the summer…you can’t beat that. But I also like the tank-top-over-a-bra look, a real cleavage builder. Hey, I’m a dog. I admit it.
Alexa: Another German tank commander.
We’re always on the lookout for girls who can fill out a tank top like these girls can. Beshine excepted because she’s one in 100 million or higher.
If you spot a tank commander, SCOREModelsWanted wants to know about her!
Beshine: Germany’s taking over this Blog.
January 5, 2012 by Elliot James
Download it now at eBoobStore.com.
February ’12 Voluptuous is now decorating newsstand racks and also available in digital format for your tablet computer.
Who’s under the hood this month?
Terri Jane: British covergirl and co-star of Big Tit Skinny Dip.
Gya Roberts, plus a feisty interview.
Scarlett Rouge showing off that amazing body.
Jenna Valentine and her bikini splendor.
Luxury Amore: first V-mag exposure.
Bailey Santanna in interracial anal.
Elaina Gregory: Is she yanking our chain? Check out her Tits & Tugs!
Topheavy threesomes: not a crowd!
A photo-story about the On Location Puerto Vallarta vacation.
Voluptuous magazine: the real home of the all-natural whoppers!
Get Terri Jane today on DVD.
Upcoming birthdays!
Europe DiChan Jan. 5
Diamond Foxxx Jan. 5
Chantz Fortune Jan. 6
Rukhsana Jan. 6
Sofia Staks Jan. 7
Carrie Lynn Jan. 11
Venera Jan. 11
Kim Chambers Jan. 11
Austin Kincaid Jan. 14
Danni Ashe Jan. 16
December 31, 2011 by Maria
Hitomi wants to invite you to the pants party...
Here it is, the end of the year. A year that saw newcomers like Leanne Crow, Terri Jane, Maserati and this lovely lady, Hitomi.
(The set that this amazing shot came from is debuting RIGHT NOW on SCORELAND. And there’s video, too.
Yum. Who wouldn’t want Hitomi to stroke them at midnight. Um, I meant to be there at the stroke of midnight…)
Some people are calling 2011 one of the greatest years for big-boobed debuts and I happen to agree with them.
There were more new and exciting models to meet (And beat your meat to.) this year than any other year.
Not that I am saying all the other newcomers of every other year weren’t exciting…I am just saying that this year, there
were so many newbie boobies that it was almost like Christmas all year round.
And since everyone likes to reflect back on the good times of the year, I would like to say that this year also brought us Angela White, finally fucking.
It also brought us the On Location Puerto Vallarta extravaganza.
It was the year of the big Diane Poppos comeback…and her even bigger tits came back, too.
A year that brought us slim ‘n’ stacked sensation Venera.
And Dolly Delight.
And curvaceous babe Gya Roberts.
We had a hell of a year, huh?
And since everyone likes to make grand resolutions around this time of year, here is one of ours:
Next year is going to be even better.
There will be glorious tits and sexy women.
Or rather, glorious women with great, big tits.
And there will be hot and raunchy XXX that is going to bring a certain tingle to your rod.
There will be epic on location shoots and stunning vistas.
And did we mention that there would be tits? Lots and lots of Huge Tits?!
There will be.
So from all of us here at SCORELAND HQ, cheers and Happy New Year.
We will see you in 2012…and let me tell you, the future looks bright.
xoxo,
Maria
SaRenna Lee's beautiful breasts are a great reason to celebrate.
December 25, 2011 by Maria
- Leanne Crow probably wants you to jingle her bells.
“So this is Christmas
and what have we done?
Made SCORELAND more awesome
and made you all cum.”
Ines Cudna wants you to stuff something, but I don't think it's her stocking.
Valory Irene has been nice all year so please, spurt your milk on her cookies.
Yes…that was our take on the John Lennon classic. We are sure he would approve of all the tits we brought you this year. A year when the presents that brought joy to the world were the debuts of sexy ladies like Venera, Leanne Crow, Valory Irene, Terri Jane, Hitomi and yes, Micky “Please Cum And Jingle My” Bells.
Sharday is spreading Christmas cheer.
Kianna Dior has been naughty and wants a spanking.
And while we can’t wrap these ladies up and put them under your tree, we can promise you that there will be more appearances by them and more big tits to come in the upcoming year. For now, please enjoy these shots of some of our favorite ladies in holiday wear. Boy, are they the reason for the season of pleasin’. Big tits really are the gift that keep on giving and giving and giving…you wood. And we would not have it any other way. After all, what would Titmas be without huge boobs?
Kerry Marie makes every Titmas merry.
Desirae wants you to check out her camel, um, mistletoe.
And before you start exploring your North Pole to all of these pics of Santa’s little, big-titted helpers, and before you start and feel the warm and fuzzies in your yule log, all of us here are SCORELAND would like to wish you a very Merry Christmas. May you stuff your cock in a lot of tails, may someone fondle your sack for a present, may your bells be jingled and may some hot chick deck your balls.
☆★☆MERRY CHRISTMAS!☆★☆
December 23, 2011 by Maria
Renee Ross is leaping and yes, it's for joy.
I will be honest with you and tell you that I haven’t the foggiest why these lords in particular would be leaping. In fact, I have never even seen a leaping lord around Christmas. I happen to think that 10 leaping lords, just showing up out of nowhere, would be dangerous. That’s the kind of activity that causes car accidents. (Hmm, maybe that is deer that come leaping from the woods.)
Micky Bells, Gya Roberts and Terri Jane did a lot of leaping during a potato sack race in Montego Babes.
Christy Marks, Terry Nova, Lorna Morgan, Angela White, Gianna Rossi...they make leaping and running look real good.
Regardless, around these parts, we seem to be experiencing a lord recession, leaping or otherwise.That’s why when I decided to post about leaping lords, I had a back-up plan. That back-up plan includes LEAPING LADIES! Because come on, who wants to see guys jumping around when you can see big-titted chicks hopping to and fro, eh?
To me, and maybe it’s because I love to see tits in motion, the shots that we take of the models running and leaping down the beach, or flying out of the water, with water cascading down their bosoms…well, those shots are the fucking BEST! In fact, they are glorious!
So, today, in honor of the tenth day of Christmas, here you go…10 Ladies Leaping…20 Tits-A-Swingin’…
(I fought the urge to scream out FIVE GOLDEN RINGS! lol)
Please enjoy these 10 sets of tits in motion, because the holidays are for giving. (That’s why if you count, it’s actually 13 girls who are, in fact, leaping. But shhhhh…counting was never one of my strong suits.)
xoxox,
Maria
When you give a lady a SCORE tank top, it makes her so happy, she jumps for joy...like Jenna Valentine, Arianna Sin, Karla James and Taylor Steele.
