Tag Archive: The Gunns Show

Girls holding their covers, part tres.

January 3, 2012 by Elliot James
Minka with Maximum Minka

Minka with the DVD cover of Maximum Minka.

Maria Moore and her XLGirls mag cover.

Maria Moore and her XLGirls SP 183 mag cover.

I haven’t done a Blog about this since January 3, 2010, exactly two years ago.

Back then, SCORELAND member Jack had perceptively written about this kind of picture: “I agree that having a model hold up her SCORE pictorial brings everything full circle. Interesting to see that each model is smiling and proudly displaying her pictorial. I believe this brings back the human element and establishes the sense of realism.”

This kind of picture can’t be done with digital images. I don’t think a model holding up a tablet computer with her photo could ever have the same impact as her holding a printed magazine or a DVD cover in her hand. There’s a permanence with a physical product.

As Angela White commented, “There’s no way to describe the feeling of seeing yourself on the cover of a magazine!”

Come to think of it, I need to hit up Angela for a photo of her holding up her DVD, Angela White Finally Fucks.

Angel Gee and her April '09 SCORE cover.

Angel Gee and her April '09 SCORE cover.

Crystal Gunns and SCORE Man VL in "The Gunns Show" column, July '08.

Crystal Gunns and SCORE Man VL in "The Gunns Show" column, July '08.

Morgan Leigh! SCOREtv!

March 20, 2011 by Elliot James

Morgan Leigh. SCOREtv. Feel the glee.

Morgan Leigh. SCOREtv. Feel the glee.

The last time SCOREtv did a Tits In Tight Tops segment, Summer Sinn did the honors in the Holiday Edition. Today in a special Tits In Tight Tops SCOREtv scene, the world’s greatest varie-titty show, none other than boobmen’s favorite Morgan Leigh shares her tips in the science of selecting and wearing tight titty tops. Tips is the word as co-host Morgan has nipples that could give you black eyes. Fortunately, Morgan uses her hooters for good, not evil. Log-into SCORELAND and enjoy Morgan’s topshelf decoration.

A big birthday shout to Crystal Gunns who celebrates her B-Day today. All best to Crystal, former “Gunns Show” columnist of SCORE magazine, missed by many lifelong SCORE Men. They continue to write in about her, especially those guys she’s met over the years in person during her time dancing and flinging off her costumes on many stages across America. Enjoy your day, Crystal!

Crystal at Bazookas, Kansas City. October '08 SCORE.

Crystal at Bazookas, Kansas City. October '08 SCORE.

A pair of Colt 45s is her passport

July 18, 2010 by Elliot James

The one and only Colt 45.

Today is Colt 45’s birthday. You know I don’t mean the malt liquor. I mean the real Colt 45.

Happy birthday, Colt.

It has been a few years since any of us heard from Colt. The last time was for a story for Crystal Gunns’ SCORE column, “The Gunns Show,” that was published in the May ’07 issue. Colt, Crystal, Maxi Mounds and Kayla Kupcakes teamed up as a supergroup for the first, and I guess the last,  “Boobapalooza”  held at the La Boheme Gentlemen’s Cabaret in Denver, Colorado.

“Colt 45 is crazy funny,” Crystal wrote. “She always talks about the old times on the road and how different everything is now. She loves her fans.” In the stripclub world, Colt knew everyone and everyone knew her.

I don’t know if Colt is still performing or if she’s doing something else. It’s difficult to not think of her naked.

The big-boobed stripclub circuit is wiped out these days. The heyday of the ’90s when Colt and her many peeps (Niki Knockers, Traci Topps, Alyssa Alps, Casey James and lots more) ruled the scene, criss-crossing North America, has ended. I miss that time. If you were there, you know how it was. There was a real electrical charge in the air.

She may have exposed every inch of her statuesque body on stage and in front of the camera but Colt’s always been a private person. No mail order fan clubs, no personal websites. Very little video. No XXX. Mainly magazines and her club shows.  Colt had two SCORE covers only seven months apart in ’03 and ’04, very impressive by anyone’s measure (actually, three if you count the January 2002 cover, which was for our UK editions only). But she’s always operated like a down-to-earth woman. Colt’s never played the showbiz diva. Hey, she likes to fish and renovate houses. Whatever she does, she keeps the passion.