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The Hangover

January 12, 2011 by Elliot James

No, this is not about the movie which was more hype than funny except for Ken Jeong as Mr. Chow who was hilarious. This is about poses in which the boob, or boobs, hang over a table, a chair or some other piece of furniture. Are hangovers sexy? Horny? Erotic? Or too gimmicky and jokey to be hot?

Hung over? Absolutely.

Hung over? Absolutely.

I remember seeing a busty girl polish a counter with her tits years ago and while I thought it was a very cool novelty skit, it was also too comedic to inspire a boner. As our founder once said, “There’s nothing funny about a hard-on.”  The reverse is true too. “There’s nothing hard about a funny.” SCORELAND doesn’t have a two drink minimum.

Bars make good sets.

Bars make good sets.

If there’s any purpose to it, it’s to show how big a girl’s breasts are. That’s what I feel. What do you think? As a counterpoint, man does not live by boner alone. This kind of pose can isolate and centerpiece her boobs. Plus “what’s hot” is often in the mind of the beholder. At bottom left is my all-time favorite “standard” hangers pose minus any furniture.

Zuzanna

Zuzanna. My all-time fave hangers pose.

Ashley has perfect tits for hanging.

Ashley has perfect tits for hanging.