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Oh, baby! Super-curvy Thayana makes her XLGirls debut

December 9, 2023 by Dave 49 Comments

Meet Thayana. Meat Thayana.

So, we’re working on the new issue of Thick ‘n’ Curvy magazine right now, and one of the girls who’s going to be in the issue debuts this weekend at XLGirls.com by sucking cock and fucking. To me, she’s the definition of thick ‘n’ curvy. Her name is Thayana, she’s from Colombia, she’s only 21 years old and she has braces.

She also has big, natural tits, a round, fuckable bottom and insane curves. As you can tell by this photo.

According to something I just read, “Waist-to-hip ratio is nearly the same for both boys and girls until puberty, when estrogen causes a girl’s hips to widen as stores of fat accumulate on her hips and thighs. Wider hips are an indicator of fertility, which is why men have historically preferred women with pronounced back-to-buttock curves. Also, studies have found that women with hourglass figures tend to be more fertile.”

Honestly, the fertility factor never pops into my head when I see a girl like Thayana. What I think is, “I want to fuck her.” And if that gets her pregnant, well, so be it. But it’s not my goal.

Thayana calls herself Thayana Baby. I call her Curvy ‘n’ Fuckable.

BTW, the big shoot that we’ve been waiting for? It still hasn’t happened. Maybe it’ll happen this weekend, but I’m not holding my breath. And, yes, I’m very disappointed.

Curvy cutie Melissa Long makes a quick return to SCORELAND

December 17, 2022 by Dave

Is it hot in here or is it just Melissa?

Newbie alert! Melissa Long is back at SCORELAND today. Elliot writes that she’s total Voluptuous girlfriend material. She’s also total Thick ‘n’ Curvy magazine girlfriend material with her big tits, beautiful butt and healthy thighs. I’ll let you in on a little secret: We came close to making Melissa the covergirl of the TnC issue we’re working on now, and the fact that she missed out to Crystal Chase and Holly Garner is absolutely nothing to be ashamed of. That’s impressive company.

Melissa told us the funniest pickup line a guy has ever laid on her: “Are your parents confectioners by any chance? Where did they get such candy from?” That’s funny? Okay. It’s more true than funny. Guys, you gotta turn up the creativity with those pickup lines.

We should’ve asked her if it worked. Maybe next time.

Enjoy Melissa. She’s so sweet, she’s giving me a toothache.