Tag Archive: tits outdoors

Topless titties are A-OK in NYC!

July 2, 2012 by Maria

Niki takes a stroll down the street with her tits to the wind!

Today, I was surfing the great tide of the Internet for big-boob news from all over the world when I happened upon a story about little titties that is making a big splash in New York City.

Apparently, various people have spotted a topless woman on NYC subways and in several parks. When police have been called to the scene to arrest her, they have been trumped by said topless woman, who is actually going topless to bring awareness that in New York City, it is perfectly LEGAL for a woman to be topless in public.

What? No fucking way!

Yes…way.

According to a law that was passed 20 years ago in NYC, it is 100% legal for a woman to be topless in public anywhere that a man can be topless. So, if there are men playing basketball in a park in New York and they are shirtless, it is okay for a woman to be shirtless, too! The rule says titties all out in the open are okay as long as the woman is not engaged in commerce. So, as long as she is not working hard for the money, she can let her hard nipples be free in the streets of New York.

So who is this tiny-breasted superhero who is daring New York authorities to try and top her toplessness? Topless activist Moira Johnston. Although she is only about a B-cup, if that, Moira is fighting the good fight for titties to be free, and so we have to salute and applaud her efforts.

When onlookers were asked whether or not Moira’s tits bothered them, they all answered NO and said it was okay and natural and not against the law.

One woman did say that she would be offended if she saw a topless woman who had big breasts on the street because it would probably turn her husband on.

I call HOOTER HATER and Shenanigans on her and say, “From every mountainside…let freedom ring!” And we all know the mountains I am referring to.

Remember when we shot Niki Knockers topless in New York?

Imagine what kind of stir Niki would cause if she unleashed her guns right alongside Moira!

We can only hope that all busty women hear of Moira’s efforts and join her in her topless battle for tits, justice and the American way.

(And we hope we are there, camera in hand, to document their victory!)

What do you guys think? Topless women in every city?

Tit-tit Hooray!!!

xoxox

Maria

In the name of freedom and women's rights, Niki's knockers get a standing (cock) ovation!

 

The Weather Is Hotter, The Girls Are Wetter!

February 27, 2011 by Maria
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SaRenna Lee hoses off, and gets you off.

We all know that the SCORE headquarters are in Miami and that Miami is the place to be, especially when most of the country is still freezing and detesting the cold weather. Now, before you all roll your eyes and mutter all sorts of curses about us Floridian folks who are enjoying beach weather these days, know this: Miami is unbelievably, unbearably hot. Like, uncomfortably hot. In the summertime, it gets so hot that we spend a lot of time indoors. You know why? Because it’s so hot that you start to sweat and sizzle.

Now, don’t get me wrong; there is nothing wrong with heat. In fact, it’s fine and dandy…when you involve water. That’s right! Our hot weather becomes somewhat bearable if you pair it with a pool, or a hose, or the beach.

Alia Janine's big wet tits make me thirsty!

Alia Janine's big wet tits make me thirsty!

Now, you may ask yourself, “Where is Maria going with this?” Well, here is where I am going; I am going to talk about photos showing girls in the great outdoors, dousing their big jugs with loads…of water. (Although the other kinds of loads on tits are fun, too!) Yup, this one’s about hosed-down hooters. Because there is nothing wrong with a stacked doll getting sprayed down in the sunshine.

Rachel Love's big wet tits look so good she takes a sip.

Rachel Love's big wet tits look so good she takes a sip.

I, for one, love pictures of a woman being hosed down. I like the streams of water cascading down her tits. I like how all of the girls always laugh when the cold water makes contact with their hot skin. I like the way the minute the water hits their tits, that their nipples get harder than diamonds in an ice storm.  For me, WATER + TITS + SUNSHINE = GOOD.

And the reason that I am bringing this up is since summer is right around the corner….I am wondering if you guys like this and want to see more of it? Because since the weather down here will be sweltering hot soon, it will be no problem for us to get busties naked in the sunshine and hose them down for you! So, do chime in and do send in your suggestions! I, for one, will be listening!

xoxoxo

Maria