Tag Archive: Topless in Public

Boobs flash! This just in. Some girls like to show their hooters in the street

October 5, 2012 by Elliot James

Regine, a Danish bombshell.

Has a girl ever flashed her tits at you in public?

And I don’t mean streetwalkers.

It’s happened a couple of times to me. The one I remember the most was in New Orleans at night during Mardi Gras week. This was before the flash-for-beads craze really took off. A girl and her girlfriends passed me and my friends on the street. We locked pupils, and she pulled down her tank and stuck her tongue out at me. Of course, I lost her in the crowd so that was that. But at least it was a perfect introduction because she had a nice, big pair. Mardi Gras and other carnival events around the world seem to be the most-common places for girls flashing, probably because everyone’s got a few drinks in them and their inhibitions are down.

Sasha Monet has a way to flag down highway help.

Celebrities get flashed a lot, especially entertainers. Girls will bare their chests for an autograph on their tits, too. Great lifestyle if you can get it. Very few do.

I didn’t know this, but flashing goes back to the Fifth Century BC when women flashed during festivals.

There are different kinds of flashing like mooning (more an act of defiance than teasing), streaking (which Linsey Dawn McKenzie did during an England vs. West Indies cricket match and during a charity football match) and something called anasyrma, which is when a girl lifts her skirt to show she’s not wearing panties. Yeah, there’s a scientific name for that.

XLGirl Charlie Cooper is one of the few models who’s talked about flashing. She lives in St. Louis, which also celebrates Mardi Gras. “St. Louis is the second-largest celebration in the country and trust me, I get bags of beads. The thing is when you go to Mardi Gras, you’re not supposed to flash. But the police will even ask to see and they’ll give you beads. But if you’re not careful, you can get a ticket. But I’ve never gotten a ticket in all my years of going. I go in a normal outfit, just something nice that I would wear out. And something that’s accessible from the top because I don’t want to lift up my shirt. I want to pull ’em out.”

Lori Pleasure may not be a flasher in the strictest definition of the word, but she’s practically topless when she wears her Wicked Temptation outfits in public. But I’d bet that she has flashed guys.

Shopping is a pleasure with Lori Pleasure.

Then there is the now-classic layout of Niki Knockers flashing all over Manhattan for the March 2000 SCORE, a fast sell-out because it was Chelsea Charms’ cover debut issue.

How Miss Knockers didn't attract a flash mob is beyond me.

Usually the police will ticket a flasher for showing her tits if they catch her in the act. I think this law should be wiped off the books.

A pair of boobs and nipples has never hurt anyone.

Are we in agreement here?

Crystal Gunns flashed a fan at a Glamourcon show.

 

 

 

 

 

Topless titties are A-OK in NYC!

July 2, 2012 by Maria

Niki takes a stroll down the street with her tits to the wind!

Today, I was surfing the great tide of the Internet for big-boob news from all over the world when I happened upon a story about little titties that is making a big splash in New York City.

Apparently, various people have spotted a topless woman on NYC subways and in several parks. When police have been called to the scene to arrest her, they have been trumped by said topless woman, who is actually going topless to bring awareness that in New York City, it is perfectly LEGAL for a woman to be topless in public.

What? No fucking way!

Yes…way.

According to a law that was passed 20 years ago in NYC, it is 100% legal for a woman to be topless in public anywhere that a man can be topless. So, if there are men playing basketball in a park in New York and they are shirtless, it is okay for a woman to be shirtless, too! The rule says titties all out in the open are okay as long as the woman is not engaged in commerce. So, as long as she is not working hard for the money, she can let her hard nipples be free in the streets of New York.

So who is this tiny-breasted superhero who is daring New York authorities to try and top her toplessness? Topless activist Moira Johnston. Although she is only about a B-cup, if that, Moira is fighting the good fight for titties to be free, and so we have to salute and applaud her efforts.

When onlookers were asked whether or not Moira’s tits bothered them, they all answered NO and said it was okay and natural and not against the law.

One woman did say that she would be offended if she saw a topless woman who had big breasts on the street because it would probably turn her husband on.

I call HOOTER HATER and Shenanigans on her and say, “From every mountainside…let freedom ring!” And we all know the mountains I am referring to.

Remember when we shot Niki Knockers topless in New York?

Imagine what kind of stir Niki would cause if she unleashed her guns right alongside Moira!

We can only hope that all busty women hear of Moira’s efforts and join her in her topless battle for tits, justice and the American way.

(And we hope we are there, camera in hand, to document their victory!)

What do you guys think? Topless women in every city?

Tit-tit Hooray!!!

xoxox

Maria

In the name of freedom and women's rights, Niki's knockers get a standing (cock) ovation!