Tag Archive: Trick or Treat

Happy Halloween Spooktacular!

October 31, 2011 by Elliot James
Enter the Vault of Valory.

Enter the Vault of Valory.

In a better universe, busty babes like Valory Irene would be knocking on your door with trick-or-treat deals.

SCORELAND members get a great deal when they join Valory’s Vault for only $19.95 ($59.95 if you’re not a SCORELAND member). This is not a conventional website with scheduled postings. Valory’s Vault contains every photo set and every web video that Valory has appeared in for SCORE, and it’s all downloadable. Pay one price, one time, and it’s all yours to save on your hard drive. Just log into SCORELAND as usual and then click on the Valory’s Vault banner on the left side of the home page.

No tricks. All treats with the model who may become 2011 SCORE Newcomer of the Year.

Halloween is full of BOOS! and BOOBS!

October 31, 2010 by Maria
Mellie D. as Dorothy kind of makes me wanna go somewhere over her rainbow.

Mellie D. as Dorothy kind of makes me wanna go somewhere over her rainbow.

Just hanging out at my desk. Boop Boop Be Doop Boop!

Just hanging out at my desk. Boop Boop Be Doop Boop!

Suckers are for sucking! Halloween candy is the greatest!

Suckers are for sucking! Halloween candy is the greatest!

Ah, Halloween. Probably my favorite holiday of all time. Why? Well, there’s candy, for one. (I love candy!) And then there is the best part about the scariest of holidays…THE SLUTS! Come on, you know what I am talking about. Halloween is the only time of the year that a chick can dress like a complete slut, parade around the streets and everyone is okay with it. Each year, the would-be sluts and actual sluts and everyone in-between come out in droves, dressed, or rather, undressed to the nines and it’s glorious! In every city, in every town you have gaggles of Sexy Cops, Sexy Nurses, Sexy Bumblebees and Sexy Snow Whites. All it takes is a pair of fishnets and a tiny dress and any nice girl can be a Sexy “Insert Noun Here” and unleash all of her sexuality on the unsuspecting public. It’s the BEST!

Crystal Gunns is a golden goddess to many of us SCORELANDers.

Crystal Gunns is a golden goddess to many of us SCORELANDers.

Now, that said, here at SCORELAND, it’s kind of Halloween all year round. Why? Well, not because we dress up every day (Although we did at SCORE headquarters and this year I was Betty Boop!), but because the busty babes dress up all the time and we get to see them act our their slutty fantasies. (And that is NEVER a bad thing.) Over the years, we have had all sorts of beauties dressed up in fantasy costumes, like Crystal Gunns in her Buxotica SP119 Greek goddesss shoot. And then there is one of my personal faves, Mellie D. as a sexy Dorothy from the August 2007 V-mag.

Oh, Cherry! You should dress up as a nurse every day of the year!

Oh, Cherry! You should dress up as a nurse every day of the year!

But if you ask me, and you should because I am somewhat of a big-tit scholar, one of the greatest costumed cuties of all time is redhead bomber, Cherry Brady. When she donned this nurses outfit for her appearance in the September 2007 issue of V-mag, well, a star was born. (So were about 3,203,949,494 boners, I am sure.) Cherry is fucking hot. I use the word FUCKING followed by the word HOT because there is no other way to describe her sizzle. It’s my opinion that she should dress up as a nurse all the time. She should fondle people and say things like, “Turn your head and cough,” and, “It will only hurt for a second.” In fact, I think that after I eat some more candy, I may have to call Cherry up and tell her that I need some sort of sponge bath to take care of my sticky, um, fingers. lol

So, my advice is let’s make it Halloween every day. Fellas, tell your ladies to dress up in a sexy outfit. Role play in the bedroom. Use candy if you must. Why? Because there is nothing like living out your fantasies, one costume at a time.

Happy Tricks and Treats, guys!

XOXOXO

Maria