January 30, 2015 by Dave
I am very proud to say that Steve, Elliot, Gil and I discovered Mia.
The great thing about the hardcore set of Mia Khalifa that’s live right now at SCORELAND is that Mia really did attend a private school, and she really did have to wear a uniform.
Her parents sent her to military boarding school to straighten her out.
A lot of good that did. Now Mia’s straightening out cocks all over the world.
She’s still the No. 1 porn star in the world. And she has 377,000 followers on Twitter.
And she’s the most-famous Florida State University football fan in the world. And she’s angered a lot of people over in Lebanon, where she was born. And she rejected some creepy advances from Drake, the rapper.
You can also buy Mia’s one-and-only DVD, Mia Khalifa, for the dirt-cheap price of $14.99 at eBoobStore.com.
Here’s some excerpts from my interview with Mia.
SCORELAND: Did your family know that you were doing porn before the Lebanese stuff started breaking?
MIA: You know how they knew? As soon as my stuff at SCORELAND went live, someone made a fake Instagram of Mia Callista, and they friend-requested everyone that I followed, including my family members.
SCORELAND: That’s pretty mean. If people weren’t so mean, this would all be fine.
MIA: I know. If this was the ’90s or early 2000s, I don’t think anybody would know, not in Lebanon, not up in Maryland.
SCORELAND: How about the good side. The best part about this has been…
MIA: All of the Florida State attention. That has been the best part of all this. I formed a little family called FSU Twitter, and it’s so much fun to talk to all the Florida State fans and a few players. It’s just been awesome. That has been my favorite part. Well, no. That’s my second-favorite part. I lied. [Laughs] My favorite part is that all the boys in high school who turned me down are now following me on Twitter and trying to hit me up.
SCORELAND: Do you look different?
MIA: I look a lot different. I weigh 60 pounds less and I have giant tits now. Some guy Tweeted, “Hey, she asked me to prom freshman year!” And I was like, “Yeah, but you said, ‘No.’ Do you regret that now?”[Laughs]
SCORELAND: If they saw your skills, they would really regret it.
MIA: That’s the best part.
December 10, 2012 by Dave
Gabrielle Love could spill water all over my pants, keep me waiting for an hour, get my order wrong and give me the wrong check and I'd still give her a big tip.
So the other day, I was at a restaurant with my significant other. And I did something men aren’t supposed to do when they’re with a woman.
I gave the waitress a bigger tip because she had big tits. What was I thinking?
Clearly, I wasn’t trying to hit on this waitress or impress her. But she had really big tits and a small waist–I’m guessing 36G-26-34–and my larger-than-normal tip (for service that was no better than average) was basically me rewarding her for having big tits.
What was I thinking? I’ve done this many times before, you know…given a waitress a big tip just for having big tits without having any expectations (or hopes) of extra-curricular service. Fortunately, my S.O. didn’t notice how big the tip was because she would’ve been on to me right away. After all, when we sat down, I had said to her, “It looks like you have to have big boobs to work here.”
I was reminded of this because in today’s posting at SCORELAND, HH-cup newcomer Gabrielle Love has just come home from a tough night of waitressing. She is showing a lot of cleavage in her waitress uniform. If she were my waitress, I would’ve tipped her 100%, at least.
But why? Why do we big-boob lovers give busty waitresses bigger tips for no other reason than that they have big tits?
Or is that reason enough?
November 14, 2011 by Dave
Regular Blog participant Larry G. complains, “I was disappointed that you guys did not observe Veterans Day here at SCORELAND. There are plenty of SCORE models who are veterans. Like Elaina Gregory and Victoria Lane. Why didnt u honor us by showing some pics of them last Friday the 11th?”
Sorry, Larry. Must’ve been an oversight. Although, in all honesty, thinking about Veterans Day doesn’t give me a hard-on.
However, looking at photos of big-boobed girls in non-regulation military gear does.
So, better late than never, here’s SCORELAND‘s tribute to the military.
Give these ladies the 100 cc salute.
Lisa Lipps sinks ships.
Karina Hart's 34H-cup guns salute.
Skyie Blew. Stand and deliver.
Alix Lakehurst demonstrates military camouflage techniques.
Cherry Brady, making the world a more jackable place.
Daizie Kellogg being all that she can be.
June Summers is dedicated to servicing our enlisted men.
