So prim. So proper. So deceptive.
"Tea will be served promptly at four o'clock, you filthy beasts."
Appearances are deceiving. Take Michelle Bond here. When SCORE needed a proper, genteel, cultured dean to run its Big-Boob Finishing School in Portugal, someone British came to mind. Someone named Michelle Bond. Michelle’s 70-image pictorial from May ’11 Voluptuous posts today on SCORELAND, and the brunette from Liverpool looks the epitome of prim, proper and stylishly sophisticated. Very English. A very popular look ‘cross the pond with horny dudes who like to see girls dressed the way Michelle is dressed in this pictorial.
Well, maybe not the epitome. That blouse is a little too sheer, a little too tight and a little too low for 34H tits.
Michelle’s really not prim. Nah. She used to work summers during the mid-2000s as a showgirl at the gigantic club Privilege in Ibiza, the Euro-trash party island off the coast of Spain.
“It was the world’s biggest nightclub, and we did different shows, and my part every Monday night was to get dragged onstage, handcuffed and naked, by a dwarf,” Michelle said. “It was wild, but it was fun, and the crowd always got a big kick out of it. In part of the show, I’d be wearing underwear, but in the part with the dwarf, I was naked, and I had a collar and chain around my neck and he’d drag me on up, and I’d be wearing nothing but handcuffs, and he’d drag me around onstage.”
Prim? Proper? We take it back.
Some dwarfs have all the luck.