Tag Archive: Valory Irene
December 4, 2011 by Elliot James
Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.com
If you thought last year’s the Breast of SCORELAND was hefty, check out the trailer for the Breast of SCORELAND 2, the latest arrival at the eBoobStore.
4 discs.
36 SCORELAND Girls in 18 sizzling solo and 18 red-hot XXX chapters.
704 minutes total running time.
It will take you half a day to watch this mammathon straight through.
But wait. There’s more. There’s SCORE.
Fresh from the printers comes the February ’12 SCORE with holiday cover honey Venera. Now at your favorite newsstand in a special edition with a DVD or get the magazine itself fast and easy from us at eBoobStore.
Some holiday cheer?
Every time I see a picture or a video of Venera, I’m in awe of her fantastic body, and this layout is no exception. This edition also stars Angela White and Maggie Green in girl-girl smushin’, Micky Bells, Beshine, Africa, Claudia Kealoha, Brittany O’Neil and hot butt-ed sex with Miami princess Angelina Castro. We even included a DVD with complete XXX scenes from the movie Big Tit Tune-up in the newsstand edition, in most areas.
Plus, we go behind the scenes for On Location Puerto Vallarta, kick off Dolly Delight’s bra giveaway contest and announce the winner of Shione Cooper’s bra from our August ’11 issue, Mr. W.F. from Maryland, who wrote: “I’ll have to thank my wife for buying me the magazine. My wife is 120 pounds with 36Ds that keep me happy! I have told her to send in some pics of herself but she just laughs. I will get her to try the bra on, just to see how big Shione is and then frame it! I want to thank you and your company for the chance to win the bra and for featuring beautiful women every month.”
Keep scoring, my friends.
November 24, 2011 by Maria
Thanksgiving: A time for the eating of turkey.
Spanksgiving: A time to give your dick a jerky.
Ah, the great day of thanks. A time for us to eat and eat and eat and watch football. And eat.
A time of dishes and best wishes. A plethora of pies and contented, stuffed sighs.
While we know that pigskin and turkey will occupy your time today, we think that
on this day, we should all be grateful for the ladies who make you beat your meat.
So, in the great tradition of Spanksgivings gone by, allow me to give you our list of what we are grateful for this year.
THIS YEAR, WE ARE GRATEFUL…
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…That Angela White FINALLY fucked.
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…that Eva Notty and Sarah Satori like to share.
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…for underwater camera equiptment.
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…when girls kiss other girls.
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…and for Janet Jade’s ass.
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…for Janet Jade’s tits.
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…to Japan for every inch of Hitomi.
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…for, um, bowties. Yeah, that’s it. Bowties.
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…that Natalie Fiore’s tits KEEP ON GROWING!
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…that the British had us cumming all year.
November 10, 2011 by Elliot James
Big Tit Skinny Dip: The reason they call 'em floaters.
Do real tits float?
Students have asked their teachers this question for decades.
They sure do. Breasts are 90% fat, and fat floats. But the fun is in proving it. Boob science at its breast.
Big Tit Skinny Dip definitively answers this age-old question with Valory Irene, Lana Ivans, Dors Feline and Terri Jane.
They bob, they bounce, they’re buoyant, they’re bodacious.
Photographed in the Dominican Republic, where huge-boobed girls abound, Big Tit Skinny Dip is the only DVD to pair up English delights Dors and Terri and turn ’em into mammary mermaids.
Too big for one disc!
Full Figured Foxes 2 is a two-disc boobapalooza of supernatural superwomen starring Renee Ross, Dors, Michelle May, Elaina Gregory, Anorei Collins and 10 more blouse-bursting bombshells bouncing their boobs, fingering, toying and more in hot cum-cam shows for the nature lover who loves big, jigglin’ tits. You don’t see babes like these every day of the week.
Cleavage so deep, you’ll need a search party to get out…although you won’t want to.
Why DVD when the trend is now digital? What are you going to do when your hard drive crashes one day and you lose everything? Believe me, it will happen. DVDs are still the go-to standard, in my book.
Check out the video trailers at eBoobStore.com and order your copies today, quickly and safely. Not available in stores.
October 31, 2011 by Elliot James
Enter the Vault of Valory.
In a better universe, busty babes like Valory Irene would be knocking on your door with trick-or-treat deals.
SCORELAND members get a great deal when they join Valory’s Vault for only $19.95 ($59.95 if you’re not a SCORELAND member). This is not a conventional website with scheduled postings. Valory’s Vault contains every photo set and every web video that Valory has appeared in for SCORE, and it’s all downloadable. Pay one price, one time, and it’s all yours to save on your hard drive. Just log into SCORELAND as usual and then click on the Valory’s Vault banner on the left side of the home page.
No tricks. All treats with the model who may become 2011 SCORE Newcomer of the Year.
October 22, 2011 by Dave
This is Valory Irene's ass.
These are Valory Irene's tits. Is some zoologist telling me her tits look like her ass?
The poll currently running on the Blog asks, “Other than breasts, what is your favorite part of a woman’s body?” Not surprisingly, the No. 1 answer so far is ass at 44%. I say not surprisingly because a letter writer, Jack from Chicago, recently reminded me of the zoologist Desmond Morris, who wrote (and I’m definitely paraphrasing here) that big tits remind men of the globular shape of a woman’s buttocks.
Actually, what Morris said (and I’m quoting from Wikipedia, not exactly the most-reliable source) is that “the shape of female breasts evolved as a frontal counterpart to that of the buttocks, the reason being that while other primates mate in the rear-entry position, humans, because of their upright posture, are more likely to successfully copulate by mating face to face, the so-called missionary position. Morris suggested that a secondary sexual characteristic on a woman’s chest would have encouraged this in more primitive incarnations of the human race, and a face-on encounter may have helped found a relationship between partners beyond merely a sexual one.”
In plain English, what we really want to do is fuck a woman from behind, which we can and sometimes do. But when we fuck her face-to-face, her tits remind us of ass and get us hard. So, it’s not surprising that 44% of you like ass second because in your minds, tits are ass. Or something like that.
But you know what? All of this science is confusing. Do you know why I like big tits? Because they get my cock hard. Do you know why I like a girl’s ass? Because it gets my cock hard. Why do these things get my cock hard? Because I like them. Why do I like them?
Okay, all this thinking is making my cock soft. I don’t want my cock to be soft, so I’m going to log into SCORELAND and check out some big tits. I heard that Stephanie Stalls is fucking this weekend. Leanne Crow is getting her tits out. And that’s all I need to know.
October 13, 2011 by Elliot James
Brittany and her monokini.
Charley Green: no one-piece suits for her.
Leanne Crow's suit requires careful study.
Lana and Valory: bikini superstars.
Submitted as evidence to prove this statement, I present exhibits A, B. C and D, now showing this week at SCORELAND.
Whether they’re wearing a bikini, a monokini, a microkini or a string bikini, SCORE Girls fill out their suits like no one else. They have added so much to the science of bikinis, also called bikiniology.
Brittany O’Neil does justice to her monokini. Charley Green goes for the traditional bikini. Leanne Crow’s little scanty is more difficult to categorize, but it’s a miracle of engineering considering Leanne’s superstructure. And Lana Ivans and Valory Irene join forces to wear extreme bikinis with much tinier bottoms than any other bottom shown here. I can’t even imagine all five of them together on a public beach. They would need lifeguards encircling them.
All of these pictorials are from the October ’11 SCORE magazine. The August edition has become the traditional swimsuit issue every year, but this month is swimsuit-packed, too.
I live in a beach state, and let me tell you, I almost never see super-stacked girls built like this on the beach. And if I do, they are not wearing ultra-sexy swimsuits like this. SCORE models really are a rare breed. What makes them even more rare is that SCORE Girls, depending on the girl, 1) go topless 2) go bottomless 3) show pink 4) play with toys 5) have sex with other girls 6) have sex with guys. For our enjoyment. If that’s not generosity, I don’t know what is. I never take them for granted.
Here’s an interesting factoid from a SCORELAND member poll:
When watching a busty girl on the beach, what do you most want to see her do?
Rub lotion on herself: 43%
Play Frisbee or volleyball: 24%
Stretch: 15%
Just lie on her back: 13%
Go for a swim: 5%
Rubbing suntan goo was No. 1 by a big margin. Surprisingly, bouncing boobs in bikini tops (my choice) was a distant second. Fact is, you’re less likely to see girls playing ball on the beach while everyone creams up for sun protection. Girls also worry about popping out. That’s going to happen if they’re in teeny string bikinis. At least I hope so.
October 1, 2011 by Elliot James
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Something’s tickled their funnybones.
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It’s made from inflammable fabric.
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Catt & Beverly got close for comfort.
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The kitchen is never boring with Maggie Green whipping up something tasty.
In stores next week: the Holiday ’11 SCORE starring Dolly Delight, Leanne Crow, Sheridan Love, Catt Green, Sandra Star, Chica, Alia Janine, Valory Irene, Eden Mor, Sophie Mae and a chance to win Maserati’s autographed bra in “Boob Beat.”
Check out the just-released Fall DVD catalog in PDF.
September 21, 2011 by Dave
One of the most impressive results in SCORE‘s “20 Greatest Naturals” poll was Valory Irene‘s meteoric rise from 2011 newcomer to being named one of the elite 20. Just as impressive is that when she debuted in the March 2011 issue of SCORE (and in a month-long special at SCORELAND), Valory didn’t spread her legs, no less show pink. But in the November ’11 issue, a lucky guy got to massage her tits. More recently, she did her first on-camera tit-fuck and cock-wank on SCORELAND (a scene that will be part of the upcoming DVD Tits & Tugs 8). So let all of this be a bit of a lesson to those of you who criticize a model for not showing pink right off the bat: If you’re patient and nurturing and complimentary, you never know what’s going to happen. Valory went from shy girl-next-door to tits-and-tugger, from newcomer to being considered one of the greatest naturals ever.
And for all of you who say, “If a girl won’t show pink or fuck, get rid of her,” just remember, that would’ve meant Valory. How would you have liked them apples?
Today at SCORELAND, Valory shows off the perfect tits that shot her to superstardom. Yeah, superstardom. Consider how many great naturals have been in SCORE over the past almost-20 years (hundreds and hundreds, I’m sure), then consider what it means to be in the Top 20.
Valory Irene. Superstar. And still the girl-next-door.
September 12, 2011 by Elliot James
Heather Hooters born Sept. 12.
Valory Irene born Sept. 13.
Danesha Marquel born Sept. 13.
Puma Swede born Sept. 13.
Tabatha Towers born Sept. 13.
Janet Jade born Sept. 13.
Suga Squirtz born Sept. 13.
Linsey Ward born Sept. 14.
Jessica Taylor born Sept. 15.
Jezhabelle born Sept. 16.
Joy Juggs born Sept. 17.
Carolyn Monroe born Sept. 17.
Bodacious Babette born Sept. 17.
Chloe Vevrier born Sept. 18.
Nicky Tease born Sept. 18.
September 5, 2011 by Elliot James
Now at your favorite rack.
The back cover...naturally.
Venera’s stackitude is mindboggling. How can anyone so slim be so naturally busty? And yet, seeing is believing. I pondered the same question in 2005 when Merilyn Sakova exploded onto the scene. I realize there’s no definitive answer. It’s a miracle of nature in how body mass is distributed, and that’s the only answer I can come up with. And I’m grateful for this phenomenon. And to Venera for showing us what nature has bestowed upon her.
Venera’s debut in the December ’11 SCORE, now being stacked on newsstand racks all over the world, will have the same impact. There will be lots of rack studying going on in numerous countries from the States to Sweden to Australia.
Also starring in this edition: Maserati; Michelle Bond and Eden Mor; Angel Gee; Valory Irene; Brooke Tyler; Kaytee Carter; Kelly Christiansen & Karen Fisher XXX; and a DVD preview of Big Tit A-List 2.
Pick up a copy at your local store or get it with a few clicks at eBoobStore.com.
Either way, don’t miss it.
And get to know Venera on DVD. Available now and only from SCORE, Venera’s Busty Debut, filmed in Jamaica, is the first DVD to showcase the slim-n-stacked hottie. See the trailer at eBoobStore.com.
She's boobalicious!
